Which one should I move to for a cozy life?

Norway everyday

Remove finland from that map

you're not full, not gonna fool me
living near a lake seems cozy

finland

Any scandinavian country would provide a cozy life for you.

WE GOT JOBS OUT THE ASS MY NIGGA

icelandmag.is/article/high-wages-fuel-immigration-icelandic-economy-would-grind-a-halt-without-foreign-workers

You a doctor? YOU GOT A JOB. You in construction? YOU GOTTA JOB. YOU WORKING ANY FUCKIN SHIT? YOU GOTS A DAMN JOB MY NIGGA

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I'm in IT, software dev :(

>scandinavia
>finaland

choose one. (don't choose finland, we're full)

go to minnesota it's little scandi

Full of Russians

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Go to Finland

mannerheim is rolling in his grave lmao xD

We gots HELLA jobs for that too my nigguh! Here's one it took me 3 seconds

alfred.is/starf/marel-software-developer-innova?cat=4

Just getcho ass to Iceland, getcho ass a job and get LIT

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Can i go too Iceland? :c

Of course compañero, you don't even need VISA to visit for 90 days, and you can stay for however long if you get documents from your employer!

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Are you a jew?

>Attacking worker's solidarity

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Croatia is a nice place for vecation maybe. Outside of that it's the usual eastern european story

Norway, Sweden is fucked, Island and Finland are on their way to becoming fucked and Danemark is too close to Germany

>muh SHAKIRA LAWR! BUILD DA WAWLL!

Jow Forums is for intellectuals only. Go back to where you came from >>>/the_donald newfag leddit scum

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You're that mentally ill commie, yep. Move to Venezuela asap.

Back to ribbit, faggot.

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Damn anons, you're making it hard to decide. They all sound so cozy

I feel for you, user. It didn't have to be this way.

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>how would you like your political ideology?
>JUST REDDIT ME THE FUCK UP
>say no more senpai

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_politics

i like croatia a civilised slavic nation

You don't have money for a ticket so you resort to ideologies like communism. Interesting

>muh reddit-newfag-the_donald-Jow Forums

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Nigguh I earn hella dough. I stay here only to aid in the construction of Icelandic socialism, for love of country.

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Meant for

>supporting capitalist exploitation
>I-I'll be a millionaire, s-some day!

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>m
Dumbass phoneposting newfag. Piss off.

based

These powerful af comebacks are crushing my very soul desu.

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Estonia will rise up to incredible heights. Buy a piece of property there Now.

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You can run, but you can't hide. On behalf of the Icelandic Communist Party, I hereby declare total victory for the Red Jow Forums Army over the Trumpoid incel alliance. Eastern Swiss and Germany are now officially annexed into the Icelandic People's Republic.

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Why do so many Asians visit here? There's this hotel I used to walk by every day and there were always east asians around, either arriving or departing. Seemt o be the most common foreigners aside from the usual european guests (czechs, etc)

we're full

why on earth would you want to leave croatia for this depressing hellhole

iceland, you are my greatest ally

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because your depressing hellhole seems better than my depressing shithole

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A a a a a AAAAAAAA

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i think south koreans like croatia, slovenia and czech in general but it is something pitiful cause they don't know that east europeans don't like asians

I don't mind them or have any actual opinion, I'm just surprised at how often I see them
For example I've seen an actual black person maybe 3 times in my life, yet asians are pretty much common by now

How hard is it to learn finnish/icelandic or other scandi languages? I've read that finnish is read same way it's written, so that's a plus because that's how our language works as well

I know there are Brits, Germans, Americans and Scandinavians who moved to Finland already as adults and stayed here. They all learned the Finnish language to a point where you can't tell if they are natives or not. They all made careers here in tech industry, politics, linguistics studies, literature, music and even in TV and movies in both serious and comedy (the latter one being an incredibly difficult-to-achieve feat).

It's about hard work. Working hard is easy if you are into the topic. It's like learning to play guitar. Your fingers hurt to a point of blisters and bleeding, but if playing guitar still feels better than the pain you experience then you will learn it.

thanks bro, helps keep my motivation.
Hopefully in around 3 years I can make it, after getting some experience here first

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>Outside of that it's the usual eastern european story

in other words, better than Scandinavia

Icelandic is the hardest of the Norse languages, Finnish is much harder but in a different language family. Norwegian is the easiest Scandinavian language, but if you know both Icelandic and English you know like 65% of the Scandinavian languages vocabulary at the very least.

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icelandiconline.is/index.html

Iceland - too isolated
Finland - weird language
Sweden - has everything Finland has, more European
Denmark - too small

I'd pick Norway

Wtf those ching chongs on your pic is doing?

Btw Icelanders are the only non-autistic Nordics. Maybe Dsnes but still, nah.

does iceland need baristas? i can make a mean espresso

this is the mindset that started the misery in Sweden.

>offering jobs to white people started misery in Sweden
explain

My pleasure.

Here's a thread of a hobby forum (in Finnish) about foreigners who have been notably successful in Finland.
hommaforum.org/index.php?topic=54063.0
This list is really incomplete.

It's maybe worth mentioning that, during 70's, we got a bunch of Vietnamese, Laotians, Cambodians and even some Chinese immigrants escaping communist reign during the end of the Vietnam war. They fitted in, started various businesses right off the bat for which they got support from Finnish Government, which they actually eventually paid back. Absolutely true story.

These Africans and Middle Eastern immigrants don't just seem to have the same attitude. Well, it's just all the more reason to be selective.

Re-enactors I believe. Larpers.

>hommaforum.org/index.php?topic=54063.0

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answer me cunt or you're not getting a coffee in the morning

Hi fellow /cro/
Im moving to ireland desu, just finished high school for woodworking. My sister is an architect in sweden but i dont see a future there desu, and ireland has similar standards..

I just Can't see the same kind of commentary happening in German hobby forums in their off-topic boards.

I wonder why.

?

It's all jobs read the fucking article sheesh

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cheers cunt. time to slay some viking icelandic pussy

OP here (fucking tele2 gives me est IP). Yea I got a friend who went to Ireland, he did pretty good in the ~3 years he's been there. I don't know why but Irelad just doesn't attract me as much. Best of luck to you, at least you're leaving this hell

Oh m8 i had everything when i was little but then i started realizing how things really were.

Don't come here, we're full
Fuck off Somali scum

That's the army of the Great Finnish Khaganate

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why dont you stay in your own country and help build it up?

Becasue we have americans come and take it every 50 years

bitte

when were you last invaded by americans?

91 they did a proxy war in order to make us violently separate from serbia and privatize our companies in process

Croatia and Slovenia must joint Austria again.
We would have sea access to the med and you development.

Like in the good old days.

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Nah leave us like you butchered us westfags

stay the FUCK out.

This is tempting, but how's the language barrier?

I'm moving to both of your countries, cunts

I'd make 10k less a year in your shithole poor-ass country

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>stay the FUCK out.
...finally...a Swede saying it.

I'm basically fapping here already.

Who cares? It's the Balkan subhuman that needs to stay out

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how comfy is it to live in Iceland?
Are the girls nice?
What's the food like?

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how important is it to know icelandic though? could you employment and get by as an english only speaker for a year or two until you got the hang of the language?

I'm him faggot Say that to my face when I invade you, faggot

Didn't read the thread

t. melbourne

>What's the food like?
most probably shit
>Are the girls nice?
most probably yes
>how comfy is it to live in Iceland?
Iceland is a desert