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>yes? Yeah sure. Yes we'll take care of that pest problem right away.

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איפה חגיגות 70 למדינה יחלאה

זה בערב

חגיגת עצמאות?

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In Slovenian the word for people is "ljudje",
but the word for Jews is "Judje".

As if anyone would want to live in your shitholes.

No

Nice song though

Shalom

surströmming

Do jews have any disgusting cuisine?

gefilte fish

Looks like fiskbullar. I like it.

the problem is there isn't "jewish cusine" because ashkenazi jews and mizrahi jews don't eat the same thing

Ok Israeli cuisine then?

hmm can't really come up with something that's considered nasty

Just a mix of a lot of different cultures really.

*launches 39 AL HUSSEIN missiles at Tel Aviv (formerly known as Sheikh Munis) *

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All Jews should unironically be executed they are a bunch of criminals and thieves

come @ us

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>Australasia
>founded by thieves and criminals
TOPKEK

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Stop evading my question

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Orange turdnuffin DRUMPF will be impeached as soon as the pisstape leaks

Israeli cuisine, is a mix of many subculture like the other user said,
if u go outside to eat for example ,the common places consists mainly of arab like cuisine, mainly, Hummus, Falafel, and meat.
its good overall

מחק זאת

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not op but
לא. אתה :)

How do I learn hebrew? Any guides?

Tonight we shall celebrate the cuckening of the ""Palestinian"" people.

Feelsgoodtbh

>hummus

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אני לא אתן לפלוני לבזות את המורשת הקולינרית של אבותיי בפורום קיפול נייר צ'רקסי

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פרצופי כאשר יום הנכבא

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Use this for the OP of the next general or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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use an app

אני משמאל

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filthy weeb gayposter get the fuck out of my country before I'll smash your pimply face into the wall

memery aside,
why would u want to learn hebrew?
i can understand weebs wanting to learn japaense

מבוסס

לא

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>israel
>founded by the kings of thieves and criminals

My family is jewish, even if they don't care that much about it. I just wish to understand more my family or at least grandpa. Also curiosity for a semitic language

צריך לעשות גרסה יהודית של קרייסט-צ'אן, עם שטריימל ופאות לחיים

no u :)

citation needed

not gonna oppose that, but you might as well pass that, its dead language.
u can use your time for better more fruitful endeavors

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Do you live in a big city? If so, there is a probably some Jewish community center in your area, and they usually give Hebrew lessons. If you live in a really big city, maybe you can even try an Israeli consulate.
If all else fails, start with Duolingo.

לך על זה

>its dead language.
b-but you guys are speaking hebrew
Yes, São Paulo, will check that out

>its dead language

You don't know what a dead language is you dumb underage weeb piece of shit.

אין לי שום יכולות פוטושופ

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israelis are the ultimate larpers

ofc, but of what use is it, beside here?
i mean spanish and portoguese are pretty closely related afaik and are the most popular languages in the world.
english obv is used worldwide,
hebrew is more of a niche.
japanese can be used by weebs for animu.
i personally dont see benefit to learn any other language, just for the sake of it.
obviously there is no right or wrong, and if u want to really do it, then go for it user, we will help you here.

איך בשמירה?

חבל שיש לי רק שתי ידיים אחרת הייתי דופק אגרופים לכולכם באותו הזמן

מי אתה בכלל יא ילד קקה אני הייתי 2 מטר גובה 100 קילו שרירים בכיתה ה אני אלוף הארץ במכות אני יאנוס אותך בתחת

back to fxp you go

מה אמרת חנון??? אתה מת, מת

ערסים לנצח פריקים לרצח

oh boy,
back to tipo you go

בוא לקניון ראש העין מחר ב2 תשאל על איציק החונק ימסכן

I already know portuguese, french, italian and english, so I guess going away and picking up a different language from the romance languages would be nice.
>i personally dont see benefit to learn any other language, just for the sake of it.
I learn it for the culture, because you gain access to how a people and their culture speaks it, that without a translation filter. I mean reading the Divine Comedy in Portuguese and Italian is a totally different thing, really different, it's not even comparable.
>obviously there is no right or wrong, and if u want to really do it, then go for it user, we will help you here.
Thanks m8 :)

مرحبا

>back to tipo you go

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Good evening kikebros.
I plan to visit your beautiful country in the near future.
Whats the best season to visit Israel and aside from Jerusalem and Haifa whats a city that is "must-visit" for a tourist?

my my, thats impressive.
this season, not too hot nor too cold
and tel-aviv nightlife.

Autumn and Spring is best

Visit cities like Acre, Jaffa, Safed, but really the best sites are away from cities

>Acre
cancer
>Jaffa
cancer
>Safed
you even trying bro

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ty vm
much appreciated

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This season because its not too hot or too cold. imo you should avoid crowded expensive areas like tel aviv. Go hiking in the negev instead or do a roadtrip up north and swim in wells.

>le i like big cities with skyscrapers and highways and shopping malls XD

Get out of Gush Dan sometimes you virgin freak, all the cities I've mentioned have beautiful historical sites and neighborhoods. There's nothing to see in Tel-Aviv that you can't see in any mid-sized city everywhere else in the world.

ah yes because watching arabs scream at each other is much more fascinating

>There's nothing to see in Tel-Aviv
are you insulting the vibrant lgbt community daniel?
delete this post or we will send foreskin salesmen to your house non-stop

> tel-aviv nightlife.
NIGHTLIFE
he goes to jerusalem already , there is no need to watch more of the same
literally they all mock ups

t. never left Gush-Dan and has no appreciation for history and architecture

Fucking useless underage faggot.

kek someone is mad

>he goes to jerusalem already , there is no need to watch more of the same
>everything in the country is exactly like jerusalem

Can't believe the fucking plebs that live in my country.

"Nightlife" is code word for dancing like a monkey on drugs to shitty music and pissing on the street, no one above the age of 23 cares about that runt shit, only little kids who think going to clubs makes them cool.

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this thread is so good

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t. virgin autist whose patrician taste trump anybody else

grow out of ur shell

>grow out of ur shell
>says the fucking underage aspie who watches chinese cartoons every day of his life

Guarantee you've never been to an adult night club and only think "nightlife" is cool because you've heard the cool kids do it.

@88430673
SEETHING

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sure, user, sure
lets sum this up
acre=jaffa=jerusalem
safed basically the jewish edition.

lets state the obvious since u said it yourself
>"Nightlife" is code word for dancing like a monkey on drugs to shitty music and pissing on the street
only if u degenerate normie, which u are.
u never sit down in some cafe or pub and take in the atmosphere of the place which u could never get anywhere else, same goes for jerusalem.
u should go to the places u mention if u want to "experience the architecture and beauty"
but not the culture nor the people

again, get out of ur shell

>but not the culture nor the people

Yeah because there's such amazing culture and people in Tel Aviv, lmao.

You're some suburban kid who has no idea what nightlife is, Tel-Aviv has literally nothing worth seeing or experiencing, disgusting artificial city.

>dislike one thing
>EVERYTHING IS SHIT

i wouldnt say tlv if i werent there, and despite all ur autistic screetching there is certian charm to the place.

>artifical city
ues, its all made of plastic
dont make me kek too much

>certian charm to the place

Nope.

You've never left your suburb and your country and are completely clueless to what the world has to offer if you think Tel Aviv is charming.

Had enough of underage virgin freaks for the moment, going to read some Bernhard and listen to Kuku Blof instead.

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>dont know to appreciate what u have.

better read The Loser. u might find it closely related.

back in ur autistic manhole you go

youtube.com/watch?v=U03fuYCXNQw

>man of culture
indeed

For the record, where do you fags live?

t. Jewboy from kfar saba that slept in different shitholes all his military service

נתניה

קיבוץ בגליל

ת. גזע עליון

קיבוץ בגליל זה לא קביץ אמיתי, זה סתם מושב על הר

ת. צאצא של קיבוצניקים מהנגב

>ת. צאצא של קיבוצניקים מהנגב

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מבוסס ביותר. אבותיי הם גם ממבצע חומה ומגדל

ת. באר שבע אבל רק בגלל לימודים