1 chance at life

>1 chance at life
But there was no life before your born.

Well, they lost not those wars. (how many times we seized Berlin?) But at least they tryed.

Btw remind mw which wars won US?

fuck off Putin I'm taller than you

The difficulty in understanding the Russians we do not take cognizance
of the fact he is not a European, but an asiatic therefore thinks deviously.
We can no more understand a Russian than Chinese or a Jepanese.
From what I have seen of them I have no particular desire to understand
them except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them.
In addition to his other amiable characteristics, the Russians have
no regard for human life and they are all out son of bitches,barbarians
and chronic drunks.

and also you are darker, Muhammad

>remind mw which wars won US?
The cold war against now gone USSR

wrong

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>france
>sucking shit for US bros
You are good at this.

>how many times we seized Berlin?
One time, but how does that matter for my quality of life?

not a an arab, a glorious and virile med, bringer of civilisation

don't even like burgers, no more than I like HIV ridden poor as fuck alcoholics talking shit

No, muhammad.
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Рейд_на_Берлин_(1760)
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Война_шестой_коалиции

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Putin wears lifted shoes.

I wish I was born american

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Close enough.

one chance at life
born kara boga
feels good man

>go to Mexico
>jump the Rio Grande
>live in the greatest nation on earth
Rate my plan

10/10

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americans still can't stop this god tier plan
even with all the high tech border gadgets

You're white. Just walk in and make anchor babies.

You’re free to join
It would feel more deserved by hopping the border. My alternative is to go to Canada and jump the St Lawrence

>Born American
>To a family of minorities from Detr*it

>Be Dutch
>Arrive into Mexico to jump over to the USA
>Plane collapses as soon as you get off killing the orange vendor across the street
>Get mugged after stepping off of plane
>Walk the rio Grande to cross into the US
>Water got stolen, nearly die from dehydration
>Finally arrive
>But something is awry, there is a giant wall at the border
>Get caught by border agents
>Get raped and sent back to Mexico without a visa.

>Be Dutch
He won't be alone, we will go together

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Wish I was american 2bh

That's normal.

>germans started ww2
They did

It makes me smile when I remember I’m american and always will be. Its a good day today bros.

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like murica
also like other countries though

>Also I was born after the second one, so what?
Why even live.

rather be born in scotland 2bh. america is a decent 2nd option

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Just got mine renewed.

Not really in a hurry to go back though, between the news and this board, America sounds crazy as fuck right now.

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I want to be Finnish though

I meant to write ww1 but now I look dumb

not much more than usual desu depending on where you go
flyover zones should be fine

99% of what you hear is blown way out of proportion by the media trying to sensationalize every little detail because they're trying to fight an ideological war via the American mind. That said I hope this country does finally burn so that Communism can finally take over for the imperialist dogs.

But that doesn't apply to any other country and their media? Don't tell Jow Forums that.

>1 chance at life
>born Ukrainian
I'm thinking about Anglicizing my first name and last name when I apply for citizenship