Why didn't Britain try to conquer Europe like the French or Germans?
Why didn't Britain try to conquer Europe like the French or Germans?
Mason Parker
Kevin Campbell
because we are benevolent and kindly
Liam Russell
REALLY nice kissers.
Jaxon Miller
because they're pathetic cowards
Liam Lee
>What were the French Revolutionary Wars
Angel Garcia
Because they were busy either fighting on their isles or making colonies.
Jaxon Turner
because the french would push their shit in so deep everytime they tried to leave their rotting island they'd run back under the dress of their slut of a queen
Gavin James
Because unlike c*ntinentoids they didn't want to subjugate cultured people, but bring culture and civilization to third world shitholes
William Gomez
wow, you sound a bit emotional
Connor Sullivan
island monkeys can only do proxy wars and conquer savages in the 5th world
Joshua Lee
They tried many times but they couldn't conquer more than half of France.
Camden Gomez
>This is what Frogniggers actually believe.
Nicholas Phillips
What a beauty
Christopher Reed
>continentals
>rational thought
Zachary Walker
they're incapable of managing their own little stinky island. everything they touch turns into shit.
Jaxon Barnes
They tried to invade the Netherlands a couple times and lost each time.
We conquered them though.
Hudson Carter
But that's true, I'm not even trying to be edgy.
Jordan Ortiz
they tried to invade Spain and Portugal but some peasants and a woman were enough to stop them
Brayden Hill
don't bother arguing with him, british people are unironically dumb as shit. idk what's wrong with their education system but it's 3rd world tier
Joshua Davis
The English felt humiliated after the second anglo Dutch war, where we destroyed their fleet.
en.wikipedia.org
So then they tried to attack us with us togheter with France and Germany. And we just said: ummm no sweetie
en.wikipedia.org
And then proceeded to invade them back.
en.wikipedia.org
Dominic Hall
Toot toot here comes the rape train
Anthony Wright
Yet here you all are speaking our language!
Feels SUPERIOR :)
Stay jealous.
Daniel Miller
Couldn't get past France
Austin Edwards
Hmm, it's almost as if you're leaving out one particular conflict here...
Lincoln Williams
We know best not to shit in your own backyard. Plus our land army was never big enough for such a feat, it was all about dominating the high seas.
Brody Brooks
> succession war between two French kings who didn't even speak English
> "English conquest"
You're giving them way too much credit.
Asher Young
We can speak several languages, you can't. How does that make you superior?
Bentley Cox
>he HAS to learn multiple languages
>we only need 1
it burns the frog up inside, when has to CAPITULATE and speak English
Christopher Jenkins
because your revolting version of latin in a frankish accent is moribund, hence why you have to labour in order to speak to your overlords. does that make sense?
Juan Nguyen
Compare old english to modern english and you'll see how the french even cucked your language my conquering and occupying you for nearly 1000 years lol
Carter Jones
yep, and now you consume so much of it, you most likely dream in english. unlucky m8
Cameron Nguyen
>you have to labour
Not really. i didn't learn English at school, only by browsing internet. it's just a simplified version of French.
Lucas Perez
>only by browsing internet
i can tell
Henry Reyes
They got BTFOed by based France every time they tried
Cooper Martinez
Imagine when I speak...
Carter Rivera
ITT: continental rage and Fake stories
Jack Lewis
they conquered spain and ruled americans
Tyler Scott
>France
>based
Dylan Gray
Not an argument
Ethan Wright
After the Brits lost Calais in 1558 the Bongs lost interest in continental Europe.
Justin Gomez
they tried, they failed, went overseas
Camden Brown
>a war = attempt to conquer the country
Fake stories
Nolan Fisher
No point really
Britain was primarily concerned with fucking around with anyone that was poised to become a dominant power in Europe and otherwise just focused on their colonial empire
Anthony Wright
don't really buy into the ethnicity and language of the monarchs meme
Camden Brown
Brits are smug mothetfuckers, but we still have to thank them for fighting Napoleon.
Without them, we all would be speaking Fr*nch now
Eli James
not me lad
Matthew Stewart
Russians are the ones you should thank. If Napoleon didn't lose most of his experienced soldiers during the failed Russian campaign, the English would be speaking French today. As in, real French, not the creole they currently speak.
Justin Jenkins
>Hundred Years' War
>not an attempt to conquer a country
Isaac Martinez
>we still have to thank them for fighting Napoleon
That was the Prussian and Dutch, though
Colton Scott
Things would be a lot better if based Napoleon hadn't been stopped
Cooper Martin
Are you kidding? Do you know how smug French are? They view the rest of Europe as beneath them and would treat us accordingly if they were in charge
Chase Ramirez
French are and have always been very nice to Finns :).
They were among the 4 first countries to recognize our independence along with you (
Isaac Russell
Christopher Morris
Because theyre dumb as fuck.
Kevin Morales
>wins
>wins again
sounds like it worked mate