/balk/

Bulgaria was being mean to me last thread, tell him to stop it lads

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have a cat

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Greeks can't recover from this

youtube.com/watch?v=n0HiGZ_scak

Sikgir git be, eşek türk

hey nerd give a fucking (You) right now

anyone with a job (farm) maybe employing others is bourgeoisie. Kill them. kill 'em all. Fucking Marx. Leeched off Engels for years. My daughter is dead Karl.. Oh? Okay sorry about that anyway.. Need some rubles for the revolution and some vodka too. You know how it is Fredrick gotta revolve. The damage he did to humanity. amazing

crack a window

canım arkadaşım, thank you

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i've never wanted to kill myself

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fuck u bulgaria for 1994...

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a nu tsiki briki i v damki

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damn. now i wanna eat a kebab

Estonians rarely post but when they do it's always some fucked up shit

what did we do that time
did we backstab some footballs into your goalposts

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love you neighbor

we're pros at cover ups , it goes all the way up to the premier
if you don't trust me come in the middle of the tourist season
Every few kilometers there are little groups of cars with tough looking guys parked on the side.
Smaller teams pick out targets and check who's paid to not have trouble.
Big Batka Groups are the ones that do the hit. You can recognize them by the chains on their necks.

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how old are you?

mmpf
just imagine the tasty garlic sauce mixed with the fries and the glorious juicy meat melting in your mouth
this orgasmic satisfaction until you are more than full

please don't kill any russian babies this week

can't get full anymore, not even from a big kebab
and it's weird because less than a year go i couldn't eat more than a few bites of anything at a time

baby killing is not on the agenda this week
youtube.com/watch?v=W7muCRio2nQ

that's unfortunate
having a large stomach is shit. you will need to invest a lot of more to actually be full and satisfied

are you a psychologist or something

I've noticed that for the past few days you keep asking people retarded questions and try to poke into their personal life

try eating things you havent eater before - like if you dont eat sweet things, try eating a chocolate or something, if you dont eat salt and iron-rich foods, try more of those.

i'm legal
.. but i don't mind calling you daddy

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ne hodi v gorata che tuka se meckite
strumni i turmni tuka sa pateckite
udar slet udar na sicki vuv bradickite
oshte ot malak podiram si pliackite

nah im just a retard. what issue do you take with the retarded questions?
and youre on hormones?

>you will need to invest a lot of more to actually be full and satisfied
then it'd only get worse
you should be eating less unless you want to get even fatter

what song

>nah im just a retard. what issue do you take with the retarded questions?
it's not fun and it's too personal and not so ironic. you need to learn about shitposting before posting

and you answer my questions then?

no?
why take hormones when i can't even grow chest hair naturally

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so youre just gay?

G O R N A O R Y A H O V I T S A

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i'm a sexual omnivore

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youtube.com/watch?v=jC59xNO8wgA

what does that mean?

it means you're my fetish

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do you wear cute clothes?

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kinda good

flattering. and how exactly do you picture me?

Short and fat-skinny manlet that has to have his pubic hair beard grow to not be asked for ID despite being 30.

i wish
but they don't sell any nearby
this one time i was feeling brave and decided i'll buy very cure white stockings at the (then) local market, but as i started picking through them they were all normal, no white once, so i just left all red

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surprisingly accurate. what is it that makes me your fetish?

Oh, I am not the pretend translo, I was just projecting my insecurities.

the point is everything is my fetish
if it's not now i'll get into it (know that from experience)

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Just buy them online, user
they are cheaper that way

also plenty of cheap cute cosplays on ebay

but the delivery man would judge me

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why would you call those insecurities? are you a shot and fat-skinny manlet who needs to grow his beard to not get asked for ID?
you believe that? what isnt your fetish?

>all these faggots

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i wish i could find that weebshit and send him into the ER

join us

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things you order online come in a sealed package, and more often than not you pick them up from a post office where no one cares about you cos they hand packages all the fucking time

>aбcoлyтниoт штaт нa тaтapлapa

Not if there is no delivery boy and you pick up some cute kneel socks from the post station. They can't open those.
There is nothing better than rolling around bed being cute

worst case scenario you buy a huge catgirl outfit and you copulate with the delivery boy, but for small things there usually isn't a delivery (unless you pay for it)

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how can you hurt someone who's short and looks like a girl? i couldn't hit someone like that.

just get the fuck out of here you subhuman attention whore nobody wants to see your faggy pictures i promise you that fucking faggot you better start getting some attention irl so you can finally fuck off out of here

>doesn't want to read about politics
>doesn't want to read about faggotry
>is on Jow Forums

you're one of those people who goes to concerts and complains about the loud noise, aren't you

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When I ordered my fleshlight, the packaging was clearly labeled from a sexshop and the delivery man did judge me.

remember you are a man. Man tune
youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-W-pYlds

be nice you baka!

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>avatar posting
>tranlo posting
>gay posting
>anime posting
/balk/ is dead

>you're one of those people who goes to concerts and complains about the loud noise, aren't you
Fuck off, I was only there for the $6 cans of beer.

top kek
maybe you shouldn't order from bg sex shops then user

>wanting your dildo examined at the customs station

no im one of those people that hate faggots like you who knowingly post their faggot shit on non-anime boards because it would piss off everyone which gives them the much wanted attention that they dont get from people around them outside od the internet

just fuck off really i assure you nobody wants you here no matter how much you samefag and talk to yourself

I prefer Tranlogarians posting to a dead /balk/

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>absolute state of vulgarian """"men""""

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Look user, no one cares about your sex life. And no one examines your dildos at customs. The only things stopped at customs are the expensive shit that they jew mito out of. Everything else flows on a line and gets thrown around in boxes by underpaid batkas.

Are you that shy about your sexuality?

still waiting to hear what isnt your fetish

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This 2bh I hate that autist

Relax, lad. I'm not homoposting. Just making an observation from yesterday. It seems like you're having a bad week.

The turtle did it!

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kill yourself fucking aspie

>tfw a batka's touched my didlo
super lewd

why dont balkan countries interfere more in turkish politics?

>STOP POSTING GAY SHIT UR EMBARASSING OUR COUNTRY IN FRONT OF 10 AUTISTIC VIRGIN NECKBEARDS WHOSE OPINIONS WILL NEVER MATTER
>being THIS lifeless
>being THIS insecure

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compared to the disgusting chalgaposting last night, animeposting is superior

kek tva 100% e svidetelq na versa4i deto izpovqdva v Jow Forums kak belite sineoki mangali sa spasili evropa ot islqma predi 1,000 godini

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i post yesterday which just proves that everyone hates your faggot shit

the last thing we want to see when we get on balk is some fucking retard posting his cartoons outside of the 50 anime boards

>not stuffing your butt while jerking off

lol amateur

like what?
life outside the boarder is so boring

chalga is 100% balkan

didnt post*

milko i slavi su baza

/balk/ thanks for tolerating me in your company for 2 threads. God bless you lads.

nobody touches your dildos autist
the process is automated for a reason

you'll die alone and miserable