/dixie/ + /desi/ - Southern US + India and Pakistan

odd choice in editions

what can you tell me about Pakistan?
it seems like a very strange and dangerous country judging by these news.

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>he said he shot her by accident while firing in the air
based

Should have named it /shithole/

we'll do a chile edition another time, that one can be /shithole/

Paki reporting in

The South shall rise again bitches

dunno why, I've always loved the South, Confederates, that flag, General Lee, Dixie chicks (as in hot females from the South)

Pic attached a genuine confederate flag in Pakistan

pakistaniat.com/2007/08/30/us-confederate-flag-in-pakistan/

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Hello.
I need help understanding American slang.

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What did he mean by this?

>racist slave state will rice again in our multicultural society

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yee YEE
happy to see the stars and bars flying across the world pakibro

he's gonna snatch them on their birthday
which makes the snatching even worse i suppose kek

wish we enslaved slavs instead of niggers tbqh

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Is this because of nikki haley?

Based

I legitimately have zero idea what that means. What the fuck?

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>wish we enslaved slavs instead of niggers tbqh
so I would be fucking your women and living on welfare
based

Is Putin and Russia evil war mongers terrorizing good old West? In "our multicultural society"
OR Is Russia today a "multicultural society" ??

You can call UK a multicultural society/ the US/ Canada and so on but Russia?

Our romanticism with the South and the confederacy will never die
General Lee still lives

>instead of niggers
and Irish

At least youd be white

>Nikki Haley
>Bobby Jindal
who are some other famous Desi Southerners?

None that I know, I didn't even know nikki haley was desi 'till recently.

why americans want to be called white so much?

Salman Khan (Khan Academy).

FINALLY a general that defines me to a T, don't mind while I dance a little x

youtu.be/M4EZHGFK-1c

it would be /hoyo caca/ tho

exactly
although you'd have to switch from vodka to bourbon down here

>Our romanticism with the South and the confederacy will never die
>General Lee still lives
god bless

it's a meme
we're all memes

kek /hoya caca/ it will be then

Trying pooing really hard but couldn't and now all my energy is down and I feel feverish. Maybe I couldn't poo because I haven't eaten anything since morning except once

drink some water

eat some yogurt

Its Official

Pakis + India + The South is a thing

mix yogurt and water together and drink it

>in our multicultural society
i don't think you understand how segregated rural blacks and whites still are

why would we have slaves, there aren't enough jobs to go around as it is

got to get your designated shitting street first you know
kek

anyways, if that your attempt at trolling your own countrymen, I am sad
If you really cant poo then eat and eat healthy
get more saag bro

do rural blacks even exist outside of the black belt?

probably not

no

everywhere else the yankees corralled them into ghettos

in illinois they even isolated those ghettos by building highways around them

Indian subhuman

Who made this edition anyway? Was it some decent flaglett or a phoneposter?

>building roads to isolate neighborhoods
really makes me drink

t. flaglett yankee

Yankee subhuman

it was me

>in illinois they even isolated those ghettos by building highways around them
how does that even work?

>how does that even work?
all the money goes into the black holes that are the unions and they just wind up pouring concrete slabs around the neighborhoods

Go away Yank.

so that they couldnt walk out to other parts of the city

Okay mission successful :)
This was third try

well done

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Massive amount of indians(from India) in Texas. We will have redskin cowboys back again in the south very soon

I like Indians.
Don't know about Pakis though. Not sure if I've even met one.

>killed our injuns
>import indians

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strange edition
but I like it

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this must be what going insane feels like

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Whatup dallas punjabi here

Indians are 100% better than injuns.

maybe if the fucking settlers hadn't been spergs then we could have had decent Injuns in the east

prairieniggers deserved it though

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false

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Bullshit. The natives were savages. Look what happened to John Ratcliffe.

I disagree.

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youtu.be/qQdpoIfc6bg
You're ready man!

prairie injuns were mongol-tier savages

the southern injuns were /agrarian/

>the powhatan injuns that skinned ratcliffe with mussel shells are the exact same as injuns thousands of miles away on the plains or in the south
retard, descendants of the mississippian peoples were actually civilized
fucking based

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Gonna eat some naan.

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>the people who killed John Ratcliffe are exactly the same as the 5 civilized tribes
k retard

>prairie injuns were mongol-tier savages
they were asking for it

sounds good bud, you going to have anything with it?

do y'all put garlic in it sometimes or is that just something Indian restaurants in the west do?

rly like naan bread
makes great sandwiches

Of course, chicken changezi with salad and galavati kebabs.

We can put garlic, mashed potatoes, minced mutton, crushed chicken and yeah if you want to eat sweet naan then we put crushed dry nuts with sugar and honey.

Damn man, I really like naan when it’s converted to a sandwich.

oooh, that sounds good

we don't have any indian restaurants around here, would like to try cooking it though

>there were only 5 civilized tribes out of hundreds

Those 5 civilized tribes were cool, but the rest were sub-nigger tier

>there were 5 fuckhuge tribes that were civilized compered to 100s of smaller ones that weren't
>clearly this makes no difference
k

>o-ok the five civilized tribes were cool...
how about you go read up on injuns so you can voice an educated opinion on them you fucking moron

Not sure about 'Murica, but the only tribes up here I can think of that weren't largely neutral or bro-tier are the Mohawk and Blackfoot. And even they had their good sides.

five of these are civilized, the rest are not
>can you pick out the choctaw seminole creek cherokee and chickasaw

we've got osage, quapaw, and caddo injuns in arkansas, plus a bunch of cherokee who settled here after the trail of tears, and some choctaw that opened a casino

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the only Injuns I know anything about are the Iroquois. They're pretty cool.

The Cherokee were pretty cool, right? My knowledge of southron Injuns is sadly lacking.

You may not know this but redskins of south USA are same race as north Indians and east Russians (the red race)
Our enemy is the hook nosed white race

>changezi
Genghis Khan'd

They were very agrarian and there was a good deal of religious freedom in their society. It wasn't entirely European obviously, but it was recognizable at the very least

yeah, cherokee mostly sided with the south, except for a few bands in NC that sided with the union and got to keep their land in the appalachians

if you want a really good overview, i recommend The Southern Indians by Charles Hudson, he covers everything from mythology to diet to social structures

>had to wait for england's empire to collapse to gain soveriegnty
>they didn't have a proper revolution
Sad!

also the native americans are most closely related to the taiwanese aboriginals (they migrated tens of thousands of years ago though)
interestingly enough, another migration of a population that includes inuits came over only a few centuries ago (during the middle ages i thin) and settled the arctic

yeah they had essentially completely adopted european farming techniques and kept slaves like the rest of the south
its why most of the indian tribes sided with the confederacy, they wanted to keep their farms running as they had been

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sorry
proper title of that book is the *Southeastern Indians

No I mean the red skinned white people

>east Russians
They look Mongolian to me.

Meh, European society had it's issues too. These guys sound pretty chill anyways.

I'll look into that. Been meaning to get some new reading material.

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>Meh, European society had it's issues too
well I mean that they were about as liberal as you'd expect a moderately English influenced culture to be at the time. They were decent enough to form relationships with the states until settlers started provoking them and Jackson sent them west to avoid a war

post a pic?
ye its a solid read
it gets a bit dull sometimes around the family lines and whatnot but each chapter is on a totally different topic
bout to order a book on the Haida people some user recommended

Damn, I bet you haven’t eaten chicken changezi.

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Ah, I see. Weren't a lot of tribes already developing some primitive liberal ideas by the time the settlers came? There was really a lot of weird parallels between the views of the Euros and Injuns iirc.

Neat. I'm reading through a book on the history and inner workings of the reservation system in NA right now. Was hoping there would be more on the specific tribes themselves, but it's still pretty solid thus far.

Well I don't really believe it and I was just memeing but this guy is autistically serious about it. Like temple os level autism
sites.google.com/site/4humanspecies/Reds

Well I'll try sometime. Today mummy is making palak paneer. Mummy makes best food

post yer flags

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I haven’t eaten mummy’s food for a long time.
Don’t make me cry user.

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ah i gotcha, didn't know you were memeing, thought you were talking about some obscure indian ethnic group kek

based
>tfw have no flags

provide recipe pls

oh shit, i didn't know that was real

based desu

Aww shit senpai
How do I pull some of these hot Indian girls running around here?

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In short he calls aryan race red and arabs/west europeans and jews as whites