GF wants some of my crypto? What do

Not sure how I should approach this. Breaking up is NOT an option because she took my virginity. I already spend a fair amount of $ on her, but nothing insane. I don't buy her gifts unless it's a specially occasion, and we go out to eat sometimes. We stay the night at each other's places often. Before you guys talk shit, yes, her grammar is retarded, but she isn't stupid irl.

Advice?

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We have already seen this before slide thread

Kek

You should ask the people who have posted this 50 times already what they did.

holy fuck i cant imagine that this girl isnt retarded in real life with that grammar
what the fuck is going on with her

back for more, eh OP. we already told you this faggy shit isn't funny. kys

What kind of pajeet english is that?

She acts ghetto when she's pissed but she's actually a sweet girl.

Holy fuck is that your attempt at typing "ghetto" ?

These fucking larps man. They get cringier every time.

OP are you really that bored bro? Get away from the computer for about 30 minutes and just go for a walk, you will feel better.

Love,

Mom

You should ask the people who have posted this 50 times already what they did.

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This would have been funny back in December but normies all have Bitcoin now.

this is posted here every week newfags. redditors cant even check filename
sage

OP is larping. this shit is weak.

damn nigga you about to get dabbed on LMFAOOO

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is she black? or just retarded?

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Its a larp you fucktwit

smack her with a dick

Boring and contrived larp, 0/10

Yes, she's African-American.

>LOOK AT MY DAB NIKKA

She's a niggerlover that loves listening to nigger music. Run for your life.

BRO, are your retarded?

SHE LITERALLY HAS NO IDEA WTF BLOCKCHAIN IS.

Give her $100 and send the broke down bitch away. I've dated women like this and it all just comes to show they want something more out of you than just TLC.

Idk if you are lying to her about how many coins you might hold, but be very very careful bud.

She definitely won't ever find a way to get your shit but women will always find a way to sabotage you.

Im not trying to rude bro, but on the real you need to set some boundaries ESPECIALLY with your assets.

If she's seriously going to bring up some shit about her being "loyal" chances are she's probably not, she probably just using that as leverage on you.

Pretty much she's saying that she's loyal to you so she deserves money.... NIGGA like wtf, if my girl EVER said some shit like that I would leave her ass at the drop of a dime and she can go back to living off $30k a year working as a hostess at some restaurant.....

Keep her in check man, you don't have to leave her but put some boundaries down, YOUR THE MAN you make the bread and she does not!

If she wants to be with you she better not use some bs about her being loyal as leverage, you do not need ANYTHING to be a decent human being. Especially from your significant other.....

Ive been there before man and it FUCKING SUCKS.

The worst thing you can do is give in and submit to get wants....

She can DOM you in the sheets but when it comes to being a man you need to stand your ground bro....

Let me know if you have any questions, ill be keeping up with this thread....

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this much text to reply to the most obvious larp of 2018.

fuck off you dumb larper, seriously, I'm gonna bite just in case there is someone lurking who's actually dealing with a similar kind of situation ITT

first off I don't know if you're mormon or something regarding your lost virginity binding you to her, but if any girl messages me like she grew up slanging coke in brooklyn or something, and demanding shit at that she either ceases her gold digging faggotry or gets the fucking boot

secondly, roasties don't know jack or shit about crypto, just give her like 500 ChainLink and tell her that shit is like half of your assets, she'll be nome the wiser anyway

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>that font
>this thread again

0/10 bro. The larping can be fun but at least change the scenario. Some comedy gold situations you can play out. I want you to be a successful story teller, so apply yourself my man.

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>LARP

Anyways, if this was real it'd be a classic shittest. You tell her she gets 0 bitcoins because they're yours, if she wants any she can pay market rate.

We wish kangs

Give reparation Cryptocurrencies cracka

why do some people put a space between a sentence and its ending punctuation?

If this wasn't fake, I'd say tell that bisch to buy some colx. Solid moon user coin confirmed.