cold one edition
/brit/
first indian itt
anyone under 5"10 should be sterilised
welcome to australia im your tour guide melvin
and the last
why?
*over
have a day off
any accelerationist racist man in
missed your amazing posts and hilarious style melvin
Independence for Jarvis Bay
ugh use simpler words please
>when you spend 10 minutes writing code, but an entire week trying to figure out why it won't work properly
thanks lad
when did whacky bruce evolve into melvin
"Ecclesiastical"
how does yon pronounce ?
swanley mentioned half an hour ago
Not interested enough in this discussion to look up what Tesco calls a margherita pizza. Why?
Because I am not a Tesco person.
Please, continue your Tesco life, eating your Tesco food, thinking your Tesco opinions, living in your Tesco house with your Tesco job and your Tesco job.
I operate on a higher level. A level that doesn't normally deign to respond to those below it. A level with basil on margaritas. Because thats what margaritas are, I am sorry to say.
Carry on, Tesco boy. Carry on.
ick-leez-ee-ass-tickal
(foy)
>5"10
melvin is one specific australian
wacky bruce is multiple different people
manlets pollute the gene pool and bring down the quality of the human race
ECCles-eye-AYY-stickle
google it and click the little speaker symbol
Enabling the use of technology is inherently accelerationist. These fanatics would have us on the front door of a Great Filter tomorrow if they could. Not a Luddite.
Am I Anglo?
manlet races
>niggers
>asians
lanklet races
>whites
I clicked the little spacker symbol and you popped up mate
wtf i thought you were a boerjew
Isle of Dogs was gud but i thought the ending was a little rushed imo. you lads seen it?
say that online not to my face then see what happens
being tall isn't an explicit advantage and if anything has more drawbacks, especially with females
also most women are below the height you mentioned so you're going to just sterilise everyone
unless you mean just men, then that isn't really a big issue since it's the mother's height genes that are more important
a lot of blacks are as tall as whites
south americans are proper short
google define gives you the pronounciation
pfm
*virgin walks towards you*
t. spacker
Being tall allows you to be more stronger and desirable to females, manlets are subhuman
lol
*virgin runs away*
more stronger
haha i'm aware of this option,thanks. i just wanted to know what the lads of brit would sa
eh-cleese-ay-astical
dont normally post choons but youtube.com
Just let a Wikipedia page spaff in the ol' noggin
any soylent lads ITT
beady
abnormally tall = subhuman
>being tall isn't an explicit advantage and if anything has more drawbacks, especially with females
Virgin freak.
imagine this cat could batter most of /brit/
*chases you with a spear in hand*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
Eeeeee-cleeee-zeeeee-ass-tickle
>Being tall allows you to be more stronger
not really
if anything being taller makes it harder to be stronger since it's more difficult to gain muscle mass
i am 5'10
fear me
>Being tall allows you to be more stronger
ee-klee-see-as-tck-'l
*reaches down to tickle your chin*
Can leap multiple runts in a single bound
*virgin blocks your path*
what?
it's well documented that tall women can have loads of health problems because of their height
THUD
Just took a solid dose of the good stuff. Wednesday night and Thursday day are going to be a real fucking good time. I hope it doesn't carry too far into tomorrow night cause I got shit to do Friday and want to sleep (not take another dose)
>perfectly normal looking
look m8 im gonna say it nice and slow and you seem a bit simple
v i r g i n f r e a k
Love doing a bit of trolling.
what stage are you at?
bit warm lads eh aha
lads
urgent
v urgent actually ...
draw this chap and you shall perhaps gain a reward.
good luck,
- bond (007)
it's well documented that you can have loads of health problems because of looking at my pint
what a strange and unfounded insult
shagging your nan to the left
misogyny
started there though
bet hes chuffed that nobodys going to try and rape him
stop it with this fake news
*virgin teleports behind you*
*channels my incel chakras*
transcended feelings quite so time ago
feminine past time
hat
does anime make you bent, or are benders attracted to anime?
why doesnt captain america ever get a promotion? surely he has earnt one by now. also why is his last name not america?
*aligns your chakra*
Feel better?
Being tall might be a disadvantage when we eventually become a space faring civilisation, with the need to live in tight compartments and consume little food for long periods of time.
At this point in time, being tall is just about the best trait you can have: something valued and respected by everyone that immediately gives you an edge over shorter competitors in pretty much everything.
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol 'nime lads
both
what if you're a weedy soyboy dutchman? doesn't that negate it
just applied for a job
haha wetboi
third eye/chakra posting was an absolute top rate gimmick, why did it die out
big fan of anime
dont worry, moving away from hating women to hating everyone x
time to decalcify my penial gland
*loads up the sweet puff*
have always been at the mgtow stage and always will be
will always be mystified why perfectly good men are such pathetic servile runts when it comes to women
i've had sex, it's massively overrated
it's not much better than a good wank, and it doesn't exactly cost the woman anything
we'd all be much happier without these debilitating urges to please women, to be honest