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cold one edition

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first indian itt

anyone under 5"10 should be sterilised

welcome to australia im your tour guide melvin

and the last

why?

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*over

have a day off

any accelerationist racist man in

missed your amazing posts and hilarious style melvin

Independence for Jarvis Bay

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ugh use simpler words please

>when you spend 10 minutes writing code, but an entire week trying to figure out why it won't work properly

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thanks lad

when did whacky bruce evolve into melvin

"Ecclesiastical"
how does yon pronounce ?

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swanley mentioned half an hour ago

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Not interested enough in this discussion to look up what Tesco calls a margherita pizza. Why?

Because I am not a Tesco person.

Please, continue your Tesco life, eating your Tesco food, thinking your Tesco opinions, living in your Tesco house with your Tesco job and your Tesco job.

I operate on a higher level. A level that doesn't normally deign to respond to those below it. A level with basil on margaritas. Because thats what margaritas are, I am sorry to say.

Carry on, Tesco boy. Carry on.

ick-leez-ee-ass-tickal

(foy)

>5"10

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melvin is one specific australian
wacky bruce is multiple different people

manlets pollute the gene pool and bring down the quality of the human race

ECCles-eye-AYY-stickle

google it and click the little speaker symbol

Enabling the use of technology is inherently accelerationist. These fanatics would have us on the front door of a Great Filter tomorrow if they could. Not a Luddite.

Am I Anglo?

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manlet races
>niggers
>asians
lanklet races
>whites

I clicked the little spacker symbol and you popped up mate

wtf i thought you were a boerjew

Isle of Dogs was gud but i thought the ending was a little rushed imo. you lads seen it?

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say that online not to my face then see what happens

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being tall isn't an explicit advantage and if anything has more drawbacks, especially with females
also most women are below the height you mentioned so you're going to just sterilise everyone
unless you mean just men, then that isn't really a big issue since it's the mother's height genes that are more important

a lot of blacks are as tall as whites
south americans are proper short

google define gives you the pronounciation

pfm

*virgin walks towards you*

t. spacker

Being tall allows you to be more stronger and desirable to females, manlets are subhuman

lol

*virgin runs away*

more stronger

haha i'm aware of this option,thanks. i just wanted to know what the lads of brit would sa

eh-cleese-ay-astical

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dont normally post choons but youtube.com/watch?v=_9nFjCuse8E what a lovely creation

Just let a Wikipedia page spaff in the ol' noggin

any soylent lads ITT

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beady

abnormally tall = subhuman

>being tall isn't an explicit advantage and if anything has more drawbacks, especially with females

Virgin freak.

imagine this cat could batter most of /brit/

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*chases you with a spear in hand*
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT

Eeeeee-cleeee-zeeeee-ass-tickle

>Being tall allows you to be more stronger
not really
if anything being taller makes it harder to be stronger since it's more difficult to gain muscle mass

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i am 5'10
fear me

>Being tall allows you to be more stronger

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ee-klee-see-as-tck-'l

*reaches down to tickle your chin*

Can leap multiple runts in a single bound

*virgin blocks your path*

what?
it's well documented that tall women can have loads of health problems because of their height

THUD

Just took a solid dose of the good stuff. Wednesday night and Thursday day are going to be a real fucking good time. I hope it doesn't carry too far into tomorrow night cause I got shit to do Friday and want to sleep (not take another dose)

>perfectly normal looking

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look m8 im gonna say it nice and slow and you seem a bit simple
v i r g i n f r e a k

Love doing a bit of trolling.

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what stage are you at?

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bit warm lads eh aha

lads
urgent
v urgent actually ...
draw this chap and you shall perhaps gain a reward.
good luck,
- bond (007)

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it's well documented that you can have loads of health problems because of looking at my pint

what a strange and unfounded insult

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POZZED

shagging your nan to the left

misogyny
started there though

bet hes chuffed that nobodys going to try and rape him

stop it with this fake news

*virgin teleports behind you*
*channels my incel chakras*

transcended feelings quite so time ago
feminine past time

hat

does anime make you bent, or are benders attracted to anime?

why doesnt captain america ever get a promotion? surely he has earnt one by now. also why is his last name not america?

*aligns your chakra*
Feel better?

Being tall might be a disadvantage when we eventually become a space faring civilisation, with the need to live in tight compartments and consume little food for long periods of time.

At this point in time, being tall is just about the best trait you can have: something valued and respected by everyone that immediately gives you an edge over shorter competitors in pretty much everything.

nowt wrong with a bit of the ol 'nime lads

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both

what if you're a weedy soyboy dutchman? doesn't that negate it

just applied for a job

haha wetboi

third eye/chakra posting was an absolute top rate gimmick, why did it die out

big fan of anime

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dont worry, moving away from hating women to hating everyone x

time to decalcify my penial gland
*loads up the sweet puff*

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have always been at the mgtow stage and always will be
will always be mystified why perfectly good men are such pathetic servile runts when it comes to women
i've had sex, it's massively overrated
it's not much better than a good wank, and it doesn't exactly cost the woman anything
we'd all be much happier without these debilitating urges to please women, to be honest