/smg/ stock market general

no way. a couple more rate hikes and EVERYONE will dump that crap. especially if you already got sept ones

Does TD Ameritrade still have $6.95 commissions? I know other brokers do $4.95

Whats going through his head?

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Ty sempai, I will follow you into the gains

i think thats TD ameritrades commissions. schwab is one of the cheapest i think at 4.95

>beep boop

VIX won't go down under 20.
This could get ugly.
Shorting from here.

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"I am a billionaire"

SELL SELL SELL

>pic related

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The Zuckening link

youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

Mr. Thune is BASED

feeling bullish on facebook right now.
i always forget how professional the senate is compared to the house

They're not letting the robot field the questions?

I've been reading /smg/ for a few weeks now (and looking up anything I haven't heard of) and I feel so much smarter now. In fact I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to lose fucking everything because I overestimated my understanding.

Yeah that's my broker. Commissions were $8.95 when I started ~3 years ago and they've been dropping since. Just curious if it was up-to-date

patience will be your #1 skill

hah weve listened to one of them speak. give it time. the senate is loaded up to its gills with incompetent fucking morons.

Just buy TRTN T GIS OXLC and you’ll be fine while you watch charts.

exhibit A: diane feinstein
>has definitely received money from zuck
>will pander to her liberal base by focusing entirely on the "russia angle" of this
>a key player in making sure that the senate gets absolutely fucking nothing done

its going to be a 4 hour presentation about how powerful facebook is.

Shes a corpse

80% of the panel have received donations from zuck

oh i know
if only
yeah itll be like an hour before we even get to the questions probably

look at him go for the water, he's done! That sip just cost his company about 50 billion dollars in market cap.

if this was the house we'd get questions like "my constituents wanted me to ask: 'why is facebook so racist and what is it doing to tear down confederate statues?'"

give it time user.

i forsee a ridiculous, irrelevant, gender pay gap question sometime today.

look at those fucking eyes

does someone cap the highlights? i can't imagine watching the whole thing

OH SHIT
theyre gonna call in CA for a SEPARATE HEARING. that will be the shot that takes down social media in its entirety. i cant fucking wait

will my skin last long enough that my lizard body wont show

Gold keeps rising.
My Shorting finger is itching.

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You called it

blah blah facebook.. hurricane harvery.. blah, do people actually like this pre-story, just get to the point?

Zuckerberg sounds like a robot idiot.

facebook to the fucking MOON in the last 3 minutes lol

listen to this fucking cunt talk about how hes saving the world.

yeah lets have all our revolutionary groups log onto fukbook so we can sell all their data to who the fuck ever. fucking cunt deserves a bullet

what's bullshit speech from zuck

that last comment about CA was entirely false. alphabet, facebook etc ALL work extremely closely with CA and have for years

The bloomberg live chart is the most exciting thing ever.

This fucking kike!

Are these bots buying this shit right now, he is dodging all of these questions and isnt saying anything.

Fucking DIE ALREADY

I'm afraid to jump into a put, he might slither out of this GOD

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"I like turtles."

LOL he literally just said everyone is too stupid

AAAAAAAND I'm Short.

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is this real time?

>mfw I have $170k exposed to AMD

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kek you shouldve watched the comey one

this may take some time. but that last statement about CA using FBs data without consent is absolute bullshit. i heard about this years ago.

wait until CA gets called in. they are NOT going to cover for zuck, as theyre trying to get out of this themselves. and they (CA) know that if they go down, google, amazon etc are next. this is why i think its most likely that zuck will be crucified in their place. FB is less useful than google and amazon in terms of data harvesting

pump it

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NOOOO

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Holy shit Zuckercuck is so stupid. How are all these morons buying the stock right now.

>mfw everyones too busy hating on FB they dont notice TWTR mooning

zuck is so condescending

im feeling a lot of deja vu watching this. this is going in circles

>"Wipe out every single short like the rodents they are"

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nelson throwing him some curveballs finally. you can hear zuck starting to get a twinge of anger in his voice. arrogant fuck

bots are a real thing user. this is all about desperately trying to save face. wouldnt surprise me if they got some bots to buy it up, to make it look less shit

L I Q U I D A T E D

Facebook users are the ultimate low IQ peons of society. Watch as Zucc crushes.

NOBODY NEEDS TO HEAR YOU STARTED IT IN YOUR DORM ROOM FOR THE FOURTH TIME. holy fuck this guy. How do people believe this shithead can run anything.

This fucking Facebook advertising

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yeah pulled the trigger too soon. im glad i went with a strangle and not just puts though. almost wanna sell it off and get some of those 165 puts if it goes that far

i suspended my account and deleted it off my phone a few days ago and already feel better.

i wonder if the two people sitting being Zuck realize how many people are watching their facial expressions

I'm so hard watching this autistic retard die inside.

It's gonna go down right?

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facebook warned hillary she got hacked

why are you guys even watching that zuckerberg trial shit

I give you all the right calls right here

I told you to buy the fucking market dip at noon
I told you I was buying more
I told you to close your shorts and vix plays

why didnt you listen???

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yeah the US senate is going to sabotage the best CIA tool they have.

I've been watching the country of origin of visits to the AUIC site to see where /smg/ posters are from. Here's the top 10 countries of /smg/ posters

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NOOO
I'm $20 in the red.

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>DA RUSSIANS

so you can blame anything on them now right?

>"PUUUUUUUUUUUMP IT"

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470?

i wish flaying people alive was still en vogue
it should. i cant imagine any real people are actually sticking their necks out here. too much risk involved and not too terribly much upside potential

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i had to cut my short, this is so stupid, just a FB presentation like the one guy said

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what did i say? feinstein gets payed by him. shell throw him meatballs, and steer the whole thing towards russia

FUCKING BOGS HOW CAN FB STILL BE RISING

Shit is rigged. No normal person listening to Zuck thinks he is sincere or normal,

i just closed my strangle. kind of want to do another honestly. just gotta wait and see if IV ever calms down

XIV is till over 20.
The Nasdaq is way over valued, there should be a drop below intrinsic.

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"There will always be a 'version' of Facebook that is free". facebook premium all but confirmed.

Senator.. we run ads. Kek

>facebook premium all but confirmed.
BULLISH

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>we run addse xd!

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laughed out loud there

(((feinstein)))
Imagine my shock

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>Senator.. we run ads. Kek
So, the big tech companies make money by selling data on their users...
Doesn't it remind you of the old meme about selling one's soul to the devil ?

No one will pay for it. FB crash confirmed. Look at the failure of YouTube red.