His country isn't 2 for 2 in world wars

>his country isn't 2 for 2 in world wars
holy fucking kek

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>there are countries out there who have NEVER won a world war
Embarrassing desu

STOP

It could be worse,
You could be a country who LOST TWO!
AHHHAHAHA

How will Germans ever recover?

by tossing a coin

>his country lost a cold war

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we will be on the winning team for the next one...

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There won't be a next one. The New Triumvriate of Trump/Macron/May will scare any other country into submission

How many american dicks did your granmas took?

>his country was invaded

AHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
IMAGINE BEING SO PATHETIC THAT YOU COULDN'T FIGHT THEM OFF

Sorry but

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Italy don't deserve any points from war when their shitty logistics only managed open one front during ww1 and ww2. Austria deserve more

We are pretty much the only reason why you didn't lost WWI

So much this.

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>Italians claim they won WW2
EL OH EL

hmm

>1,5 world wars
what did he mean by this?

>Russia
>1.5
Russia gets 1
They literally lost in WW1
>lost WW1 since it was part of the Russian Empire
>lost WW2 since it lost both the Winter War and Continuation War, only won the Lapland War
It gets 0.33 at most

Maybe because the US and Soviets joined WWII late? Not sure.

Started with one side, ended with the other
Lost first part, won second part, 0.5 points

Yes if you know history

Russia did half of WWI with the winners so I think half point is fair
Germany was 40km away from Paris after 1 month, without Russia first and then Italy keeping Austria-Hungary busy French and Brits would never have been able to stop both Germany and Austria-Hungary

>shitalian intellectuals

The amount of time they were in WW1 doesn't matter
They lost

>Started with one side, ended with the other
Ti voglio tanto bene, ma siamo stati invasi e ci hanno cagato in testa.
La seconda guerra mondiale l'abbiamo proprio persa.

>Lost first part, won second part, 0.5 points
No, you lost the entire war. Only Southern Italy gets to claim any "points" for winning WW2.

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Anche io ti voglio bene
Uccidiamo la minaccia tedesca assieme!

Well, they didn't lost to the central powers, russians lost to russians so... half points

This must be a muh terrone heritage post lol

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>I-IT M-MUST BE M-MUH HURITAGE
Nice strawman, pastanigger. it's because Southern Italy is the part that joined the Allies you fucking subhuman
You lost WW2
>Well, they didn't lost to the central powers
Hmm yes which is why the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk didn't happen

>Southern Italy is the part that joined the Allies
>american education
The entire Italy changed side when Mussolini was removed, the republic of Salò was a puppet of Germany with no real power and their territory was simply the part of Italy controlled by nazis, the italian army was fighting with the allies and in the noth there were the partisians

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>N-NO IT'S N-NOT TRUE
You lost WW2, Giovanni

>explain why he's wrong
>N-NO NO I'M RIGHT!
Read some book, eating at McDonald is not everything in life