FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=x61_mGQciJE

Jews really are discarding him. Wow! I wonder what happened.

He looks like he is about to cry or something, besides he is swallowing like crazy

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I feel bad for him, he must feel overwhelmed.

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>you can't make 500 million friends without making a few enemies
heh, who would of known those enemies would be this powerful

The shoe appears to be on the other foot

>virgin data leak vs Chad investment fraud

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didnt he start crying in court lol

Do these boomers even understand what they reading on those statements given to them by their assistants?

>I feel bad for him
he brought it upon himself

How could facebook even protect private information? That's how it makes money, if it gives users a choice, no one will give it to them.

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who cares, its about controlling data of facebook directly instead of having a middleman at this point

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks

Kek not playing the regret card in court.

Cry high Sit low

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the irony of this picture though

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the entire business model of the internet relies on this, not just zucc

Damn mutts really hate their nouveau riche.

but it does give users a choice. they simply choose to hand them every tiny detail of thier lives and complain about it afterwards. this whole scandal is a fucking farce. i work in big data analysis and weve been mining and analyzing people data for almost a decade now. they didnt care for 10 fucking years, despite the fact that it was all written down in the ToS.

lol, what a pack of vultures

Total buttfucking

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That's why I've laughed at the "Zuckerberg for President" thing. He's on the spectrum for sure, and has no ability to lead or persuade when speaking. Anyone in Silicon Valley knows he's just the mouthpiece/figurehead for the company, he doesn't make the big decisions, people like Sandberg does, and Mark just twitches around on stage at shareholder meetings.

That's why he ran right out and took responsibility for FB's fuckups. He had nothing to do with it, and was told to do it, because he's beyond rich for literally being a sock puppet of the real power behind the scenes there. He's like an autistic puppy robot. That's why he's in no danger of stepping down, he serves a useful purpose.

This is all Kabuki theater. The deep state was working hand in hand with FB, and they didn't bother to hide it, because they thought Hillary was a shoe-in, and her people would protect them. The fix is still in, but they're putting this dog and pony show on to pretend to the sheeple masses that they're really, really, really sorry, and they won't abuse everyone's privacy and make trillions off it anymore. (Which has been FB's business model from day one.)

WHY IS HIS SUIT SO ILL FITTING. FFS. A MAN THIS RICH SHOULD HAVE A SUIT THAT FITS HIM. IT'S SO AGGRAVATING.

It's funny though
>hand over all data knowing full-well that companies are profiting off of selling said data and breaching your personal privacy
>random trigger finally happens
>WTF I hate people using my personal information now

The Justice Department hasn't even whispered about criminal charges, retard. This is a dog and pony show, Senate hearings are utter bullshit, always have been, always will be. This is just proof they made their deals behind the scenes to hide their shit better in the future.

Am I fucked bros ?

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"we have to make sure that it is positive"

good goy, we can't allow dissident thoughts now can we?

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He well compensated for this. A few hours of flop sweat and being uncomfortable, for billions of dollars.You'd make that deal, I'd make that deal, every autist on this degenerate forum would.

pic of the year desu

aaaaand we have a winner.

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I dont even like Zuck but its funny how Boomers cant cope with someone being richer than them.

Mark made the mistake of being the face of the company instead of hiring people to do that for him. He got greedy and didn't take the money.

The MySpace guy is laughing at this shit while banging supermodels in one his vacation homes.

this isn't about that, brainlet. having that much access to everyone's data at that scale makes you more powerful than any of the faggots in government

>that fucking hairline

MARK IS CARRING SOME HEAVY BAGS NOW

MMMM NO NO NO

holy shit. Its actually so powerful.

tl;dr me senpaitachi

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"Are you actually considering having facebook users pay for you not to use that information?"

Jesus christ these boomers are fucking retards, how do they think Facebook makes money? How come they don't have to pay anything to use their money? It's because they're paying for it by allowing Facebook to sell their personal information

Dumb fucking niggers

to use their platform*

youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE

But maybe it would be cool to have that option. I would certainly pay for them to not have my data.

Sure but my point is that these idiots make it sound like some kind of outrageous statement. Facebook is a profit-driven company, they arn't just going to allow people to use their platform for free.

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

As a eurofag, I'm curious why senators and whoever are grilling Zuckerberg while simultaneously approving of the actions of the NSA.

>JUST

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kek

Because the NSA is from the government.

The government wants control, but it scorns at companies for trying to take the monopoly of data privacy from them.

This whole trial is propaganda you spergs.
Its about opening up the people to the idea of giving away your data for benefits.
Until it becomes mandatory in the future for insurance etc.

Oh how the turntables

this so much.

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Buy LINK checked

Its already mandatory. You're 50 years too late.

this is good

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>cbsnews.com/live-news/watch-mark-zuckerberg-testimony-senate-judiciary-commerce-committee-facebook-data-breach-today-live/
fucking qtt in the background damn

Are you that fucking retarded? NSA = government, FB = not government. Nobody else should have that kind of power in their eyes

you are the retard. NSA = FB you mongoloid bluepilled normie.

>russian hackers
oh god not this shit again

This.

Such softball questions, and MZ bragging about Facebook's accomplishments. Basically a big sales presentation.

saved

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Do people actually believe the russian hacker thing? I thought this was just a Jow Forums meme.

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how much coke?

imagine my SHOCK, SHOCK!

yes, the boomers who can't cope with the reality of the deep state

all normies do. the swedish media is parroting the same thing for our upcoming election this year.

Its really cute that these old cronies think they can outsmart him.

Who are the people behind him? They don't seem to be journalists they're just staring at the senators

Damn he looks better now. That haircut suits him.

lmao they have no fucking idea what they are talking about

>deep state
theyre called jews. "deep state" is the safe boomer term for jews.

He would look a lot better with a tan though, it would help a lot

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You're usually allowed to bring a team of lawyers/staff with you.

SENATOR I DON'T KNOW AAAA REEEEE

SENATOR CAN YOU REPEAT THE QEUSTION

inb4 feminists rage cuz he didnt hear what she said

Also he has a strong voice and actually seems to speak like quite an alpha, but at the same time sounds autistic. Strange.

That's because he's over-rehearsed. He was practicing this all weekend with a PR company.

He's a fucking autistic puppy robot.

Well he's not the best looking man alive for sure, but he looks better than he used to with a new haircut and a fairly Jow Forums body. Yeah a tan would help too, and facial hair. I'm sure that even if he doesn't have facial hair genetics he could afford a beard transplant with his billions.

SSENATOR I SPILT MY CHOKO MILKY

Yes, that's literally the whole point. Foreign entities using the data mining set up by companies to target specific people with tailor made propaganda in order to influence elections. Facebook ads, tailor made search results, fake news headlines, moderation on subreddits, steered discussion on imageboards. Political divisions are no longer about policy disagreements or sports team mentalities, you literally live in an 'alternate reality' to the 'other side'. Not because you do, but because you can no longer even agree on what's true, who's trustworthy, or what the context is.

If you think you're immune, then you've already been compromised.

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Yeah seems like that's the case.

FB mooning. Told you idiots the government would never touch Silicon Valley.

It's weird he doesn't have one considering the large sunshine time of Palo Alto

Fucking hell, can you imagine sitting there, having to maintain a neutral posture while hundreds of lenses are pointed right in your face within arms reach. I have waaay to low self-esteem for that, i'd freak the fuck out lol

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>implying he ever steps outside

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TUBES FAGGOT
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