W-well, this is me

> drive Napoleon back
> lose 1 million people and a whole empire in the process
> get stuck with the worst king in history, a ravaged motherland and Medieval reactionaries in power
> don't even get a harem of qt French slave girls as compensation
Gómez Labrador was clinically retarded.

You were traitorous before Napoleon ever was. The reason he annexed you is because you were a terrible ally and planned to betray us eventually.

>*"You're beautiful" starts playing*

>le freedom, le equality, le brotherhood
>kill all the smart people
>start losing clay all over
>make your Italian warlord into emperor
why does socialism rush towards person cults and tyranny?

>The reason he annexed you is because you were a terrible ally and planned to betray us eventually.
That's how a schizophrenic traitor would talk

You literally were though. Why would your Bourbon kings support a regime that killed part of their dynasty if not out of fear?

> oui, oui, mon ami, we're only trying to invade Portugal
> trust (((us))), it's not like we're staying here forever or anything
We even gave our navy to that faggot Villeneuve who wrecked it and doomed the anti-British effort, we would have colonies on Mars now if Gravina had taken charge in Trafalgar.

Lost their empire because civilians threw pots at their soldiers.

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are the french the only european people that can be trusted?

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trusted to start trouble, yes.

I agree that invading Sp*in was a mistake, but not because it was a traitorous act, only because keeping you under control was expensive. You should have been subservient to your French overlord.

when did france start trouble

MACRONI

feel like pure shit just want this era back

Never. All the coalition wars were wars of foreign aggression and we still won most of them.
Never forget Austerlitz.

IBERIAN BVLL liberated Paris from the Nazis.
t. Occitan surname

WW1, French Revolution, Crimean War (part of Russo-Turkish wars), European Union

Was Napoleone di Buonaparte the finest Italian man ever?

> ally Ottomans against fellow European Christians
> join Protestants against fellow European Catholics
> start civil wars in Spain, Poland and Austria
> wreck all of Europe because muh liberté égalité fraternité
> wreck Europe again in 1830
> wreck Europe AGAIN in 1848
> wreck Mexico because muh denbts
> turn a local political problem into a world war
> bring African savages to pillage and rape Europeans in another world war
> destroy Western culture since 1968
France a good boy
France dindu nuffin

>few years
>empire
So Germany had an empire during WWII right?

all that and yet britain and germany are still somehow worse

No, but to be fair you can't trust any of our neighbours either

France was never the same after the Napoleonic Wars. Our revolutionary ideals were amputated, Napoleon killed, our golden era ended. France at that period was like a large cry of distress, one that wanted to change the world for better or worse but was ultimately contained by the coalition. The fall of France in WW2 was just the logical conclusion of that lukewarm France that went from wanting to shape the world to being content with simply existing.
I don't even care.

Happens to the best of us.
Can you have the Bourbons back tho?

No, they're Spanish now.

We were bad bois once and now everybody acts as we are the personification of evil

>once

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No! I don't want them, take them!!!!
I'm so sorry that nobody likes you Germany, had you been nicer to everyone else...

Pole cosplaying as German for communist political reasons

> once

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french and spain united could've overthrown the evil angl*saxon

BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT IT

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VIVAT IMPERATOR

That's not fair! We only tried to tale over the world and genocide everybody once, and now people are acting as if it was a common german theme.

And Russia was exhibited barbaric, while Russia saved the entire Europe from the French. The Russians didn't even ruin Paris.

>genocide everybody
nah that was the Russians.
you were bankrupt and funded a world war by attacking the part of population that was being communist around you.

I'd rather overthrow both french and anglos
but it seems they are already doing it themselves.
Exactly, can't be a common german theme if modern Germany hasn't been around long enough

>while Russia saved the entire Europe from the French
yeah saved europe from being free from the control of jewish bankers

Without the french revolution we wouldn't have ever united so thank you for that mon ami!

You have to admit that maps are nicer without all the small irrelevant countries.

nah, it's the sweetest victory when massive countries have tiny independent ones wanking them in the face, and you get to read up on how they lost control.