/cum/

How do I learn to control my libido? I'm horny at all times and it's debilitating.

i spilled shampoo on my carpet and the smell was annoying me so i spilled soda on it to cover it up

it's better to have one than not having one. eventually you won't have one, just give it a few years.

>dude just join a club you'll make friends that way lmao

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really not a fan of niggers. just so you don't think that i'm racist i mean it by use of this definition: a contemptuous term used to refer to a person of any racial or ethnic origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.

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that's better than just expecting to make friends out of the blue

friends are for gays and furthermore

I don't expect to make friends period

but you will

Ok

>making friends
are you fucking stupid? yes you are.
good... good.

>Zando isn't raci-

watching some jordan peterson vids

he is so smart, one of the intellectual giants of our time

buy my personality test goyim

I think my bank just signed me up for an insurance without my consent

better pay up or you'll end up like that guy in the FunkyTown video

oh yeah? how interesting....

*walks away*

Made a thread

There he is... there he goes again

Look everyone! He posted once again! Isn’t he the funniest guy around?

Rate yourself.

I'm a solid 4

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6

3 2bh

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What was /cum/ first homo fantasy?

I started having those after my first gaysex and I mostly just remember the gaysex

oh i'll go away then

Drumpf sucks

need an asian canadian gf

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sucking this older guys dick in the pools locker room then riding him

no! you're always welcome here qt

probably a 3 or 4 desu not going to lie (no homo)

What anime?

That's pretty lewd

Kissing my best friend and cuddling with him

This

heh yeah. What was yours?

I don't remember desu, but ever since I can remember I thought guys were cute and I loved browsing the male underwear section of my grandma's catalogs. Kek.

lol i used to do the same thing with the ads that we got in the mail

Broke my nofap today. Feels good man.

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How long did you last

1 month
I got tired of waiting for my superpowers to come in.

How much did you cum?

I came into my toilet so I'm not sure how much it was but it felt like a very thick load

I didn't jack off for two weeks once and and when I did barely nothing came out. It was really disappointing.

who else /wantstolearnnewthingsbutconstantlyfallsintothesameoldcomfortableroutinesdayafterdayslowlywastingthepreciousgiftoflife/

me

You should probably get that checked out bud. You might be infertile

stop masturbating

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Bout to fap

need a hand?

isn't it interesting that when i started posting, you started posting?

that's kinda interesting haha.

....cana, knock it off

why didnt you offer me a hand? am i not good enough for you?

*offers you my mouth*

samefag

cana, i know its you. don't be devilish

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notice i didnt get a (you) from your message

thanks for your mouth though, slut

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Who is this Italian woman?

>Canadians start posting
>Quality of posts decrease
Hmm

* wakes up *

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fan of the word cangrejo

>thanks for your mouth though, slut
r-rude!! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

how's italy?

do anything interesting?

see picture

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y

so NAFTA lives on?

youtube.com/watch?v=39RBm4tH9cA

hi

it's fun to say

bitch niggas

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>havent been to dentist in years
>finally got insurance to go
>have to get all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow
>have 6 cavities
>need deep cleansing
>total comes out at 4k USD
>insurance covers only 2k

a-atleast my dentist is cute...

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brush better, my dude

its too late now, my buddy

pretty much have low key gum disease that can be reversed according to the dentist

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reading james comey's new book
it's actually pretty good

gonna sleep early, bye guys

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youtube.com/watch?v=au2n7VVGv_c

love post malone

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about to get a haircut in a bit buds

>little blonde girl runs away
>he flamethrowers in her direction

I don't quite understand the video.

thinking of learning the trumpet, buds

Just got done fappping, buds

really should try and take a shit, buds

Posting from the baftub, buds

Just took a shit, bud.

That's dangerous, bud.

Going to learn how to code, buds

kind of want to watch this foreign war film that just came out, buds youtube.com/watch?v=NTYesNj_sBg

what language

stack overflow gl

Don't know
Maybe Python

good choice