BIG DANISH MOVIES

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_Denmark
>Danish cinema nonetheless remains highly respected internationally, and Danish films (today almost exclusively consisting of social realist dramas, social realist comedies, children's films and documentaries) receive many awards at major international film festivals.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_Academy_Awards_for_Best_Foreign_Language_Film
>Number of winning films
>sweden: 3
>Denmark: 3
>Norway: 0

>despite having almost double the population of denmark sweden and denmark have the same number of oscars

BUT IT GETS BETTER

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King's_Choice
>The King's Choice (Norwegian: Kongens nei) is a 2016 biographical war film directed by Erik Poppe. It is a co-production between Norway and Ireland,[3] and was selected as the Norwegian entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 89th Academy Awards.[4][5]
>The film is related to King Haakon VII

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haakon_VII_of_Norway
> Danish prince who became the first king of Norway after the 1905 dissolution of the union with Sweden.
>Haakon quickly won the respect and affection of his people.
>Regarded as one of the greatest Norwegians of the twentieth century
>King Haakon never learned danish and subsequently much of the movie's dialog is in danish

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Square_(2017_film)
>The Square is a 2017 Swedish satirical drama film written and directed by Ruben Östlund, and starring Claes Bang

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claes_Bang
>Claes Bang (born 28 April 1967) is a Danish actor

>Language
>Swedish
>Danish
Just like The King's choice the decision to make a movie involving a dane as a main character meant that much of the movie's dialog was in danish

HOW WILL NORWEGIANS AND SWEDES EVER RECOVER?!

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I liked "This Land of Mine"

nice film, really shows war's cruelty and the monsters that it makes of man

Danes are probably the best scandis, from my experience much less obsessed with MUH BLONDE WOMEN MUH BLUE EYES MUH HEIGHT and actually focus on having a culture

good lads, keep up the good work, my mum sometimes watches danish programs

>piggybacking on the achievements of other people
cringe

>academy awards
>implying amerimutts like actually good things

yikes, got so assblasted when i participated in the danish thread that you made a thread out of pure butthurt?

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t. dane on vacation

Does Nymphomaniac count as a danish movie?

oh, ha, remembered that title incorrectly, it's just "Land of Mine"

It's a film about Denmark forcing Germans to clear landmines before they are released after the war

d o g m e 9 5

You realize Denmark has by far the strictest immigration laws out of all scandis?

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i agree
you should let strangers fuck your wife

>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haakon_VII_of_Norway
>> Danish prince who became the first king of Norway after the 1905 dissolution of the union with Sweden.
>>Haakon quickly won the respect and affection of his people.
>>Regarded as one of the greatest Norwegians of the twentieth century
>>King Haakon never learned danish and subsequently much of the movie's dialog is in danish

and that's a bad thing?

>supported the norwegian people in their resistance against the germans
>meanwhile the danish king hid in his cuckshed when the scary germans came along

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How? They're still cucky

Just dont see how he got the worldview that Sweden somehow cares about haircolor

maybe that's why, they have less of an insecurity complex from immigrant banter so they are less arrogant in regards to other countries

do you think young danish men should have killed themselves so that the soviets could bulldoze through europe?
honestly intrigued what you are going to answer

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Sounds more like you form your worldview from Jow Forums

dont respond to my post ever again you fat cunt

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>uuuh why should danish "men" defend their country against an invading army

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>young men, if you aren't killing yourselves in this war somalis wont be free to rape your daughters

well yeah I'm talking about scandis on Jow Forums, in reality people are pretty much the same everywhere

Waiting for a movie about Sverre

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The danish started all the trouble over that region, including the last war regarding the question of its framing. Bismark was pretty smart to reject the idea floated in that proposal.

yeah, cant blame bismarck for it. just seems so enormously cucky to have your own king literally beg the germans to annex his kingdom

better have a single person want your country to be annexed than having your entire country actually being annexed and then having your written language become danish

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>danish director
>produced in denmark
by his standards it should

>>King Haakon never learned danish and subsequently much of the movie's dialog is in danish
som ting wong?

me too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sverre_of_Norway

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