/brit/

What's the madman up to these days?

anime

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posting a slag to get us all going

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sue

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Mad how the UK is just like one city (London)

>because you can't convince parents only deter
You can do that easily if they love you. Talk gently and make good arguments without insulting them. The key to getting them on your side is a good mixture of politeness, good and mature arguments and the old "i'm your son you can trust me" gimmick. You have to be careful and smart with your approach but it is possible.
The bender thing was banter mate. Don't take things on the chon seriously.

Fake news

mad how england is just one city and it's a third world shithole

wish this was rose and wish rose still uploaded lots of videos online and wish rose was my gf

there will be a point of no return

SHANT be using Microsoft edge as a browser, as you can't download files with being signed in to your Microsoft account

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got a letter through the post from the police for smashing up cars. Opened up word to craft my response and after a few minutes I settled on my plan. I typed a ">" symbol, then a verbatim copy of the entire letter, coloured the text green, printed it out, slipped a photo of a fat man in a hat into the envelope, and sent it back

mad how everythings things twice the price in the south of england

>go to london
>get stabbed to death

>Auckland
>Welly
>Palmy
>Christchurch
>Dunners

i thought accelerationism was believing that we are already past that point

If your flag isn't made up of the colours Red White AND Blue (no more, no less) then you don't deserve to post in this general.

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micro soft is what the gf calls the 'nis

beers beers beers

need need need my willy wrapped in a tight warm soft moist CUNT

>Microsoft edge

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Any undateable men in?

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See I've ruffled a few provencial feathers

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
you better run better run
outrun my gun
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
you better run better run
faster than my bullet

need sad songs to listen to lads

Good idea

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>Opened up word to craft my response and after a few minutes I settled on my plan.
genuinely you are the worst fucking writer i can possibly imagine please never try to make any funny posts ever again
cunt

mad how the US is just one city (Washington, District of Columbia)

Girl asked me for business, outside the train station. I said i would but i got the sweatiest balls going at the moment and she looked at me weird and walked away

Me on the bottom left

kek

Rows of terrace houses where you can hear through the walls and a train goes by the end of your garden

do you mind doing this with moongloveASMR? cheers mate thanks

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had how 3/4 of america was a barren wasteland until 100 years ago

>paki walks in the room

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He is only 24 fucking hell

this
Capital can't be stopped. no point in trying to slow it down. let it free and it'll take us to some crazy places

me top middle

>noone ever escaped from alcatraz

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s e e t h i n g

rude

Who else here humps the bed until they cum?

yum!

reminder if you didnt come to /brit/ from /sp/, you're a fucking cunt who should fuck off

Might as well be because I have 0 self esteem or confidence.

>got a letter through the post from the police for smashing up cars. Opened up word to craft my response and after a few minutes I settled on my plan. I typed a ">" symbol, then a verbatim copy of the entire letter, coloured the text green, printed it out, slipped a photo of a fat man in a hat into the envelope, and sent it back

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i'm far-right
of the bell curve

used to do this between the ages of 11 and 14
had a VERY stained mattress

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I just cum in my boxers so it doesn't go on the mattress lmao

What the fuck is "Gsoh"? Or "r/ship"? No fucking wonder these mong's cant get a date

was warm today

carbon credits are my favourite example

haha sorry lads it was a bit rude eh

Gently used soul for sale

alri

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toil tomorrow and then 3.5 days off

did you lads ever shag pillows when you were younger?

Can't hide from me sonny jim

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love that move at 10-12 seconds in

oh I wore boxers too but it still ended up staining things

got scolded at toil for not pronouncing a polish guys name correctly. i tried to fight back, by saying I'm not fucking polish

No because I'm not a female

no

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Imagine sharing a wall of your house with some stranger

would put warrington in a coma if he ever stepped to me

My boxers are thicker at the crotch area for some reason I think for the exact reason

Why'd he delete it?

nah, prefer shagging teddies instead

How do you decide who's wall it is?

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Patrician

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this but a stuffed animal

*enters thread*

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hmm

alri tim

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What punk bands are you into then?

wish my sex drive wasnt so high lads

You share it lad, thats the point

saw such a marvelous arse walking home today

hat that theme

*punts the dog down the stairs*

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bong off