Culture Pals - /cp/

Speedy speed boy edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

Remember all qts belong to randy

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First for cardiac arrest

I want to fight someone so badly

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Third for me

Speed is complete trash.

>Open IP
>21 unread messages
Please end my suffering.

Let's go brah, meet me at the town square and we can scrap

>one profile picture
>two girls, one qt, one ugly, no indication as to which one she is
99% chance it's the uggo, right?

has anyone here had experience with muslim girls? i think i found one i want to wife up

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Didn't you literally just break with a girl?

im not that nigga, but i did recently ghost a girl i had been talking to for 3 weeks because she had ugly feet

Foot fetishists will never cease to confuse me.

do you really think you will be able to spend your life together with someone who has ugly feet? you are lying to yourself if you say yes

>someone to spend your life together with
>interpals
dude...

talking to the qt about IED's and the taliban

We were talking about penis size, I don't wanna open this message lads.

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>qt says she likes earthworms
>say "you wanna see my earthworm"
>blocked

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What should I include in my profile?

> White skin
> European flag
That's it

this, literally anything i was getting 74 views a day and never clicked on another profile or used the script no idea if thats good but it seemed like a lot

>tfw cutie is doing her makeup for our video call

CUTE

try not being such a paki about it next time and you won't get blocked

t "nice guy"

>implying

Any updates on the Portubro and his Korean qt?

kidnapped her and raped her corpse like portugese subhumans do

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This

She asked people to message her with fun facts

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based benderlad

This

Lmao

based

Woah there buckaroo youre a czechia
Woah there buckaroo youre a latvia
Woah there buckaroo youre a philippines

Summoning him. I want to know if he channeled the IBERIAN BVLL.

interpals.net/Ijaz123456

italians are white!

i dont post here but i juust wanted to say that i legit met the love on my life on this website a few years ago

>if i didnt browse Jow Forums i would have never found her

woah there buckaroo youre united states

Where is she from?

Post your story

Oh boy storytime :3

Same. If by "love" you mean crippling depression

croatia

Too lazy to post story it would be a book

Just mention the earliest bants you exchanged.

Just got home, time for a pizza and a zoot

What type of pizza?

I had Tilapia, spinach, and potato crisps for dinner

Zoot finished, time to catch up on messages

hello looking for gf

Sissy brit boi keeps looking at me

hello looking for bf

Post profile

Oh hey, randy here :DDDDD

sorry, not looking for a*ab men

*pew*

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penis in korean girl = happy

Haven't even logged in for like almost a year now since i can't even cam rn due to spoiled NEETsibs hanging out here 24/7 ever since they moved back in from that dorm kek

Shit would be so much comfier otherwise but ah well

Going to have to start from scratch with the qt's again i guess

:)

post a basic story, it doesn't need to be 5 paragraphs

>i can't even cam
what exactly do you do on cam that your neetsibs shouldn't see?

I’m sleepy

as if someone from the philippines doesn't know.

You got the entire industry based on it ?

Same

i just wanted to confirm :)
not everyone does that. do you?

>not everyone does that. do you?

Of course.

Don't tell me you've never done it.

>Of course.
:') even with neetsibs around?

People invented these things called locks and doors.

besides... I've got a pretty big house.

>I've got a pretty big house.
It's a luxury not everyone has.

>41 year old Malay woman messages me
>starts hitting on me within 3 messages

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>starts hitting on me within 3 messages
you best have a pretty big house with locks and doors.

>luxury

Not really. Grandfather was a builder during better times so... Houses I've got plenty. Money not so :D

Families used to be bigger, so he built a pretty big house. Feels deserted with only 5-6 people right now.

>Houses I've got plenty. Money not so :D
sell house or try airbnb
airbnb is great you might meet a lot of qts or you can tell IP qts to vacation there and rent your property >:)

I don't own anything legally.

I'm not that old.

Sure we rent one out locally.

She's really going forward with this. I will talk to her for hte lulz

>writing with some girls without any intentions
>most of them have a bf
>some of them are willingy agree to cheat on them
>ask "Don't you care about him?"
>"of course I do???"

Can't trust these Thots.

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>I'm not that old
how old are you then?

>Can't trust these Thots.
there are guys with shirtless photos that say their "married."
not very different desu

/lilithia
Unlike the Thais these africans sure aren't ashamed of letting their intentions be known

early 20s

Dude, I've gotten nudes from too many girls that have boyfriends.
How the fuck can I ever trust a potential girlfriend when I have cucked so many guys, that I don't even know, with ease?

what did she meaned by this

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she wants your mars in her aries i think?

What is worth trying?

Hey guys, I am absolutely wrecked after a long day of walking a lot and 40 hours without sleeping. I am legit starting to hallucinate because of that. I will develop more of it after I get some much needed sleep because my brain isn't even working properly right now.
All I can say is that it was insane and the type of stuff that only happens to me.
As for the qt, it's going so natural. Today I took her around the city during the day and she really liked the places and food that I recommended her. (pic related is April 25th bridge, not San Francisco btw)

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She deleted her interpals after she read this. Did I do something wrong?

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Just voice called a qt

She was shaking life a leaf, poor girl.

>Today I took her around the city during the day and she really liked the places and food that I recommended her.

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she had to choose between losing her job and doing things with you at the back of your car.

She's not an actual sports commentator

I mentioned I love chocolate before and she brought me some chocolates from South Korea for me. I am starting to really like this girl.

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>5/10 mutt bitch ghosts you after initial enthusiastic contact/writing you first
>Ghost back in response for a bit
>Acts pissed when contact resumed

Why are thots so hypocritical

>I am starting to really like this girl.
not the Worst Korea anymore :)

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Why do I do this to myself?

Because you're STUPID

You know, I'm inclined to agree

>milf sends nudes
>hope for good tits/ass due to so much confidence
>they're both shit

Disgusting. How do I get her to fuck off without seeming like a cunt?

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

Go to bed, Kat

>How do I get her to fuck off without seeming like a cunt?
begin talking about islam and hope it will turn her off.

She's Malay.
Also, I think she will agree with anything I say that this point

No, I only just got home from work I don't want to go to bed yet.

>she will agree with anything I say that this point
tell her to stop sending nudes then

Start being racist maybe?

Tfw only need Norge and Iceland and I'll have nudes from all Scandi cunts (2Denmark, 1 Sweden, 2 Finland)