Do Europeans understand the pure and simple joy of a sloppy joe?

I give sloppy head

Looks like someone vomited on a burger bun
KYS

I understand the joy of having a healthy lifestyle sweetie

>Pure and simple joy

That's exactly what it is. I'll make some this weekend.

so it's just mince in a bun? I'd rather have it with potatoes tbqh

how do you pick it up?

Looks fucking great, would use another choice of bread tho.
Hamburger bun is kinda shit for something so wet.

This is something you would get shit on hard for if it was a burger flag

Your use a fork and knife.

Fuck now I want a sloppy joe thanks OP

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>knife

Use a spoon

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dont understand all the hating from the soyboys in this thread, this shit is delicious.

Use your damn hands
Here, have our take on it, the "hot hole"

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Eating meat is wrong my swarthy friend

Burger is truly symbol of alpha American culture
American't don't give a damn how ungraceful they look when they eat burgers with big bite

man, didn't expect that from you guys.

but isn't culture considered gay in america?

It looks so hot~
American restaurants don't give us wet tissues~
How would I clean my hands!

I threw up a couple of hourse ago and it looked exactly like that, sans the burger of course.

why tho

i ate tons of sloppy joes while camping as a kid and usually you most of it like a hamburger with your hands and then you eat the stuff that fell out of the sloppy joe with utensils

>tfw you'll never have smores in burger camping

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yeah camping is fucking great. I bet you have some good camping spots there too Korea

We're allowed to use forks and knives, we just also like to use our hands. Sloppy joes are too sloppy for that, though.

You wash them in the bathrooms I'd wager.
Neither sloppy joes nor buraco quente should be foods you eat at a restaurant, they're just too damn messy.
They're foods for that chilly evening with your family, staying warm and drinking some mild alcoholic beverage of choice whilst trading tales and laughs. The kind of food you eat with people who don't and won't judge you, the ones who love you for who you are.

That and if you really want some fucking delicious food, either works.

>camping spots
Yes we do at Summoner's Rifts

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Sloppy joes is literally dog food tier shit.

Like
>Taco bell """""""meat"""""""
>on a burger bun that can't hold it so it'll fall all over the place
>taste like dog food
>probably processed shit or undesired/bad left over meats

Literally just eat chili or have some tacos or a normal burger instead.

THIS MAN GETS IT.

What the difference between this and eating some stew with a bread roll?

are all sloppy joes that thicc and dripping?

>They're foods for that chilly evening with your family, staying warm and drinking some mild alcoholic beverage of choice whilst trading tales and laughs. The kind of food you eat with people who don't and won't judge you, the ones who love you for who you are.

Shit's beautifur, I cried

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there's nothing wrong with eating a minced meat burger though. yeah it's sloppy but i think that's the whole point

higher meat content. different spices.

>literally just eat the same shit that i was just complaining about
sloppy joes are ground beef. I always make mine with hamburger beef

This makes people to feel better about hand eating rekt

Yes. You place the burger buns on the plate and then dish the meat onto them directly from the pot. You can't pick it up without it collapsing in your hands.

yeah, I call it "i'm too lazy to cook pasta to eat the leftover minced meat"

I bet it tastes good but wouldn't it make more sense to use a solid non sliced bun, then make a hole on top or side and fill it with stew or whatever is that? because that is exactly what would smart man would do

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You're the one taking the meat out of the pot buddy, you can make yours really clean if you want

I have the same qualms with fast food hamburgers being made with pink meat and what not, but at least hamburgers are can come off the grill hot and is one patty instead of some shitty lukewarm stewed chili wannabe on a bun that flies all over the place.

are all koreans dumb fast food lovers?

Hi John, could you give me some good recipes for this?

sloppy joes are vile flyover garbage, hate nasty food that makes a mess like that

Like a calzone sloppy joe?

I work at mcdonalds and I can confirm that the beef here is as good as the shit you can buy at the grocery store

i bet you hate smores too, you fucking soyboy immigrant

There are no words that can describe how much I love ground beef.
It can go well with anything that is not dessert.
Such taste and versatility.

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hamburgers are supposed to be pink in the middle, user

yes I googled and it looks more like something smart human would eat

also what the heck is it really made of man

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Based burger

NO ITS A SANDWICH MADE FOR MEN, THE MANWICH

You're fat aren't you

does that mean that sandwich is made for sand

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I was just expecting some "if it ain't drippin I ain't tippin: old mama restaurant wisdom" shit.

family has been in America longer than yours, and s'mores are garbage and pointless

Sloppy joes aren't anything that you'd find in a restaurant, it's something you make real fast while out camping with your friends or at home after work. It's Grilled cheese tier

Fuck no. Steak is, ground beef is not.

Not him, but smores are great and you're an unamerican hack.

No i'm alarmingly skinny but I love food

Don't joke. Mcdonalds meat isn't quality. It's what it is meant to be: cheap.

Also I don't buy ground meat at the grocery store.

I don't eat a lot of meat to begin with. Most of my protein is fish/chicken/seafood. When I do eat beef it's usually as a steak and when I rarely do eat ground beef (like once every 2-3 months?) I buy a cut I can see and have it ground up.

>weird little gimmicky foods define being american

whewwww, bet you get angry at people that don't watch football too

how the hell do you eat this outside and not indoors

They must work real hard to immitate fresh beef then, because it's bloody and everything. It's also A grade beef and has the stamp of approval to show for it. Our food bill is 6-9k a week

put a pot above the fire and let it cook, then use paper plates and plastic utensils and red solo cups. Then we just burn our plates when we're done

>70 posts
>not a single one says what the fuck is this blurb in the bread
So, guys what is it?

What blurb? You mean the ground beef/turkey meat?

>They must work real hard to immitate fresh beef then, because it's bloody and everything
>hamburgers are supposed to be pink in the middle
Mcdonalds meat is laced with some "pink slime", but supposedly they said the would change that.
youtube.com/watch?v=II14yxN71Dk

Either way, it's still some frozen mystery meat.

In N Out meat is better, but I think it's probably best to not eat ground beef if you have a choice (might be punching a wall here since Americans love their ground up & processed food)

I work there user and I can tell you that the 1/4 lb beef is unfrozen and fresh. The 1/10lb beef is frozen with the pink stuff

Nope, you're just an unamerican hack.

Thank you McDonalds marketing agent, 10 USD has been deposited into your account.

>but I think it's probably best to not eat ground beef if you have a choice

Why

Yes that, but more precisely. There's not only meat from what I can see (turkey meat wtf)

I couldn't care about football, but american foods are something that you should have eaten as a young boy. I bet you didn't go on family trips with relatives and watch all of the adults get drunk either.

It's lentil, green bell peppers, and onions mixed in with the meat.

k

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>Kill yourself
but then how's gonna buy 20 big macs and eat them all? checkmate :-)

i get food for free, after a while it all tastes like shit

Thank you. Well, it's healthier than expected, I'm kinda surprised.

tastes like it too

this looks something worse than the lowest quality burger

So it's chili con carne in a burger bun? Yeah I'd eat that.

>pure and simple joy
this looks like something I leave in toilet bowl after night of heavy drinking, not something that enters my body...

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>people eat those
would rather eat grass

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"people"
Ftfy

summered in maine and have eaten more traditional american foods than "sloppy joes" which were probably just invented by heinz or campbell, I'm not from the midwest so I don't eat that processed shit nor consider it traditional