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Saffer walks into a barmcake. "That's my wife!" says the barman

just read 100 pages of my book in one hour
have to read another 100 tomorrow morning before my seminar

RIP IN PIECE DALE

is it true that in britain, you call gas station attendants petrol butlers?

After a night's sleep you may feel calmer and more confident to get around to understanding it all tomorrow morning.
Good luck, lad.

i like the videos 3blue1brown did on matrices on youtube
they really helped me to visualise it

Physics PhD student here (drunk af right now I'm afraid but I'll do the best I can) what is it that you're having difficulty with friend?

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not GSCE matrices
uni matrices

linear maps in vector spaces, hermitian operators and adjoints, that shit

im going to fucking top myself this is just hell i hate untoil i hate i hate it i hate it aaaaaaa

They dont exist because we do it ourselves.

Fucking despise new world "let the runt employees do everything" mindset. Hate watching tillmen or women packing my groceries for me. Fuck off I say, let me do it

>linear maps in vector spaces, hermitian operators and adjoints, that sh

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slowly becoming more and more convinced of professor icke's conclusions about man and society

hate all the colonies
think only NZ is decent

well maybe you should've started revising earlier

khan academy

in some states, it illegal to pump your own gas

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josie

they enjoy the money i give them and i enjoy being a lazy cunt
wish we had more of that here

refuse to believe this

its not something you can really help with
its just a fundamental conceptual deficiency i seem to have

i can do all the questions and i know all the methods and identities and so on, but it takes me literally 20-25 times as long as it should to do any question and i have zero fucking intuition about the whole topic

which hasnt been a problem for the assignments, since i can take as long as i want, but its going to be a bloodbath when i go into timed conditions

also true

There’s enough lazy cunts in the uk mate

lads Mr. Toilberg paid me with this today...wtf? he said it was fine and that a bank would exchange it for me...
is this even legal???

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can't sleep, maybe i need Jow Forums in order to get tired

>New Jersey banned self-service gasoline in 1949 after lobbying by service station owners and Oregon did the same in 1951. Proponents of the ban cite safety and jobs as reasons to keep the ban.
they repealed it in boregon though

you dont even need to know the concepts
i got a 2.1 in a 4 year engineering course by just learning the mark schemes to past papers

RECOMMEND SOME TASTY JAPANESE SNACKS PLEASE

robocop and blade runner are my favourite films of all time yet i am aware of the works of directors such as powell, tarr, bresson, and the fella who directed marketa lazarova

Going to read several books in the next month.
haven't gotten around to reading in too long.
Mostly going to read classic literature for the moment, might get around to heavy philosophy when I'm less rusty

lizzie looks like an alien lmao
also its in one piece so its still legal tender m8

its true, oregon iirc

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Really sold on this "fake glasses to feel smarter" gimmick idea lads

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i used to cut myself

ama

a bank would exchange that for you easy like

A roaring borealis?

same
now i just go to supercuts

at this time of year?

why do people cut themselves?

eating sandwiches my auntie brought me lads

cut yourself a hefty slab of cheddar?

I would definitely enjoy being Gill's companion

where are you from canabro?

enjoyed the burn, made me think it could help with my troubles in life

made sense at the time lad.

Doug here, just letting you guys know I'll be posting with a trip from now on. Looking forward to getting to know everyone personally!

I went to Greece last year

*Dabs at your funeral*

>one piece
uuummm... about that

i see

having nightmares about the grey man again

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durgs lads

>freedom

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If you mail it to the bank of England, they'll give you the money. I sent them a note that had been torn to shreds and partly eaten by my dog, and they gave me the money.

remember this tune?

youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI

where? did you have fun? are you the guy I gave a phrase alst night?

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Trimmed my armpits

>"nerds are so hot"

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where'd you go? I liked Santorini and Kefalonia quite a lot

my type of ladies tbqh

pics

Business idea: print counterfeit money, rip it up, and exchange at the bank

quebec, you?
you got swindled out of 10 quid la
a bill in two pieces is just scrap paper

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lads

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Love it mate

hate bosses like that, my boss used to do that too

are you unsecured?

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is that a cock?

I went to Kos, got back less than two weeks before the earthquake there where people were killed in the same place I went on a night I'm a lucky lad

>"i love a man in glasses"

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*plays the bass*

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fuck sake sleeping patterns fucked again lads

hate it hate it hate it

just send me to sleep

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going to bed lads

cya

yes this some sort of

fix it then you lemon

>people talking about failed classes
>people talking about fucked sleeping schedules

We all belong here

smoking a number bout to have some mac n cheese wys /brit/?

Sam Smith looks like he works in B & M's

nite sweatheart x

Goodnight ily

quite pissed atm

considering applying to an english teaching job in northern china
1 year contract
35,000 leafbux (minimum wage in my province is 23,500)

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Honestly if feels like all your problems and anxieties get steamed out when you cut yourselve

Wahey

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might do a rizla lad, it's thursday after all

Used to burn myself haha when i was 13 that was a low point

Wanking shouldnt be this good 2bh

When I was in Greece the coastguard shot at a Turkish boat

>rizla
its pronounced riz-la-croix

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source

Athens

PARLAIS VOUS FRANCAIS?

Been there, one the most memorable Easters in my life, a friend of my parents was getting married and the bride kissed me in the mouth, probably a custom.