1. Your country

Well, there is a reason why the Americans have stashed enough tanks here to invade France and Germany.

France is only ally

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USA
Russia

They bully us the least on Jow Forums :3

Allies? Fuck are those?

friends

Nobody cares about Israel.

Friends? Never heard of it.

America, Britain, maybe Netherlands

I don't think we have any.

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England is our go to ally and worst enemy.
Germany is one of our closest ally and one of our worst enemies.
France is a situational ally and situational enemy.
The USA is our longest ally, but not a very reliable one.
Canada is our knight in shining armor.

Either Norway or the Netherlands.

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>Nobody cares about Israel.
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986643179452747776

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Wait when were we enemies

We were pretty big rivals historically speaking. It hasn't been that way for a long, long time though.

we've got our own friends. so suck it.

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Oh, I don't know..

1652–1654 (First Anglo-Dutch War)
1665–1667 (Second Anglo-Dutch War)
1672–1674 (Third Anglo-Dutch War)
1688–1689 (Invasion of 1688)
1781–1784 (Fourth Anglo-Dutch War)
1795–1802 (French Revolutionary Wars)
1803–1810 (Napoleonic Wars)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Dutch_Wars

>The USA is our longest ally, but not a very reliable one.
how so

You can just tell jacinda wants to hang all those bourgeois cunts.

Soviet Canuckistan
Murika

We also fought multiple times before the Netherlands and England existed, as we (the Batavians) were part of the Roman empire and dispatched to Britain. And as colonists before that.

Probably either USA, maybe Australia or Britain.

>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wants trade deal with UK the day after Brexit

He's an alright lad.

1.Uruguay
2.Uruguay

Well, we have supported to USA in their independence war, against Japan in pearl harbor, the korean war and pretty much every other recent war.

The USA didn't help us during the napoleonic wars. Had other priorities than saving us in WW2 (although operation market garden was a decent attempt). Forced us to decolonize Indonesia.

You even literally passed a law that serves no other purpose than to threaten us with an invasion.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act

>proud of this guy

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waarom moet jij ALTIJD je paal aanvullen kankerautist je doet dit al jaren

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>The USA didn't help us during the napoleonic wars
As if a country less than 40 years old without much wealth or military power yet was going to go all the way over there and liberate you from the Grande Armee.

SCHRIJF AL JE INFORMATIE IN 1 PAAL EN SINDS JE ALTIJD JE PAAL AANVULT WACHT JE 5 MINUTEN VOORDAT JE PAALT WANT JE ZET ER TOCH WAT EXTRA BIJ KANKERHOER

this. jealous they can't banter with us commonwealth bros

youtube.com/watch?v=G2o72-7bwSI

Yikes how lonely

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Moment. Even mijn vorige paal aanvullen.

When the Americans passed the law a Dutch diplomat send forth the following message to the Americans. :^)
>In 2002, Dutch diplomat Harold DeWitt wrote to colleagues: "We are quite alarmed to hear about the impending invasion of the Netherlands. Our military is on high alert. We would really value you forwarding any news and relevant information as soon as it comes to your attention and, in particular, as it regards the timing. I would like to be able to notify my superiors … prior to any invasion."
csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2009/0213/p05s01-woeu.html

>mad that he isn't part of the club
only got yourself to blame

gooi jezelf van een brug homo ik HAAT je met passie

Kon je dat niet direct in je eerste paal vermelden?

Brazil's closest ally is Argentina, I guess.

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>befriending the ultimate jews of this earth
no way fag

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Putin and Schroeder are friends. Putin hosted Schroeder's birthday a few years back.

I hold with respect to alliances, that England is a Power sufficiently strong, sufficiently powerful, to steer her own course, and not to tie herself as an unnecessary appendage to the policy of any other Government. I hold that the real policy of England—apart from questions which involve her own particular interests, political or commercial—is to be the champion of justice and right; pursuing that course with moderation and prudence, not becoming the Quixote of the world, but giving the weight of her moral sanction and support wherever she thinks that justice is, and wherever she thinks that wrong has been done...I say that it is a narrow policy to suppose that this country or that is to be marked out as the eternal ally or the perpetual enemy of England. We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow

That being said, Portugal, we've mistreated you but we love you

I don't like that. Macron is way too ambitious on the international scene, he should just shut up.

Dubya and Putin had a fun filled fishing trip supervised by George W. Bush's dad, George H.W. Bush. The shipping writes itself.

lol what the fuck

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Koek ik vind je wel vermakelijk

he's an eloquent and less autistic version of trump, it's why they're so good together

The lack of support from the American side has always been for very sensible reasons. So it's perfectly understandable.

But it's quite different from the traditional alliances in Europe, where countries usually blindly supported their allies for historical reasons and where countries constantly get themselves involved in silly unnecessary wars just because some ally rushed in.

Hou je bek hij is een vieze kankerautist maar goed ik ga slapen nu hou jij de wacht?

>he's an eloquent and less autistic version of trump
I confirm: I don't like that.

>But it's quite different from the traditional alliances in Europe, where countries usually blindly supported their allies for historical reasons and where countries constantly get themselves involved in silly unnecessary wars just because some ally rushed in.

so glad we never did this

"nee"

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Yeah just think if you guys rushed in to save Belgium or some other non country.

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>aiding B*lgium
In WW1 the Germans had actually build a lethal electric fence on the Dutch-Belgian border, to keep Belgian refugees from fleeing to the Netherlands.

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>It is Russia. Putin and his oligarchs are trump's best friends and partners.
That must he why their financially being fucked.

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According to Wikipedia the fence killed 2000 to 3000 Belgians.

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Oy Gevalt!

>Well, there is a reason why the Americans have stashed enough tanks here to invade France and Germany.
Thanks you greatest ally. You gave us cole slaw, cookies and the Brits still call us what we called your New Netherland's colonists.

1.Brazil
2.Argentina

We'll fucking kill you if you mess with the fucking argies, you hear me you british fucks?

>Within 100–500 m (110–550 yd) of the wire, anyone who was not able to officially explain their presence was summarily executed.
And then Mexicans complain about Trumps wall.

Why are Germans so cruel

1. Ireland
2. None, we have no allies.

Don't forget the time you invaded us and deposed our king for being an incompetent retard.

lel

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It is the people who are fucked. Drumpf and Vlad are laughing all the way to the bank.

I like Brazil

Spooky

Chileans get in here we need backup

You're not going to misuse HMS Ocean that we've just sold you?

>mfw engineer at Navy
>mfw i'm prolly gonna operate there

Better not find porn or weed in my bed, britboi.

bump

France
UK
Canada
Japan
Korea
Taiwan
Australia
Italy
Romania
Albania
Kosovo
Poland

These are the countries I consider to be our real allies that basically support and like us always. We have many on-paper "allies" like Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Germany that basically use and abuse us then go around and fuck us over.

Emu
Kiwis best and only ally

Ah yes, I too recall the dreadful Belgian invasion of Germany.

is that really something to brag about?

Except AIPAC, which has our Congress by the balls.

This warms my heart.

We should have free movement between our nation's.

>We have many on-paper "allies" like Israel, Saudi Arabia, and Germany that basically use and abuse us then go around and fuck us over.
How do we stop this? ;_;

jesus this post

We already had that for a long time and it's what got us into this mess.

Nice of them to invite that Frenchman to their meeting.

hey don't say those words, you might go to jail just like this comic artist did

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That was because we wanted to fight, an excuse for war

Brazil!
Mighty BRICS!

boland YES

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you can't limit ambition, you can only provide healthy vents for it

wtf
rude

BRICS isn't an alliance.

It's extremely hard to pinpoint where Macron is politically. One day he's whacking off to EU federalization fantasies and threatening Poland with sanctions if they don't accept Syrians into their country, the next day he's saying Africans should stop fucking like rabbits and palling around with Trump like they were childhood friends. No wonder his thoughts are too complex for journalists.

>tfw they're too complex for me too
How do we understand Macron's thinking?

256 bit decryption