/brit/

repost, need you to tell me this is hilarious

Charity. Volunteering. Family.

post toot

its not

why are the scotch so funny lads

would not engage a scot in a verbal joust

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is this toot?

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Just ate a block of cheese to spite the gf

fuck you it is

youtu.be/eCq3G6LGhe8?t=61

she is literally the most beautiful girl in the whole world

you already know what kind of toot i want

wrong

this is the most beautiful girl in the world

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any jahans man in?

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good song, feels good knowing no matter how bad music is right know theres always gold that im yet to hear. Havent heard a good new band in a while
well except the chats
youtube.com/watch?v=e384yZJ_0Dw

>ya fucking weapon

KEK

>theres always gold that im yet to hear

I feel the same way bro

Last night when I came home I was warmly greeted.
But not by my sweet wife sayin', "Hello, Dear."
Instead it was, "Hello dere, white mamma-jamma."
Says, "How does you like us dark folks livin' here?"

wish i could sing like that i would be fucking set

I too am a connoisseur of r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

reddit runts

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why is he so wise?

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*screenshots the song I’m listening to and puts it in my Instagram and Snapchat story*

what's a tube

got 250 word essay for the 35th of julember and I haven't even started it

what do?

anyone else giggle to themselves in the shower after a few beers?

anyway here's a fresh hot track called 'Wanna get your love" by French producer 'Flayer' from 1985

youtube.com/watch?v=nmqtuzX1lgY

*puts record on*
*lights dim, disco balls sparkles*
*crowd moves in unison to beat*
*look up*
*point at you and hold eye contact*
*smile under my large moustache*
*gyrate hips and clap hands to music*
*a single tear of happiness sits in the eye of every dancer*

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The metro

yikes

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fuck off

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can one of you do me a huge favour lads? can someone post "they why do you insist on reporting greece's posts? For not shitposting hard enough?" here might actually save you the trouble of ever repeating this gesture of kindness for me in the future.

much obliged

also sexts coming up for /sp/

idiot, dafty

did

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine, it owes me a living
But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye
Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye
But we cannot cling to the old dreams anymore
No, we cannot cling to those dreams

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THANK YOU BASED

BASED
A
S
E
D

youtube.com/watch?v=pXRENFiqZVk

Can one of you do me a huge favour and give all your money to Rosie?

WHATS A TOOB?
IS THAT THE LUNDUN "UNDER GROUND"?

got a greek mate

love you my greek friend x

ETHIOPIALAD WHERE ARE YOU ???

Closer to £60.

not the right kind of tube you dumb nigger

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*changes record with fantastic skill*

awright all you lovers out there lets change it up a bit now *claps* *drops needle*

youtube.com/watch?v=9emPVb1YvkQ

UH! *claps*

YEAh

*gryates hips in pink polyester bell bottom pants*

ah yes, scotland

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nishikiprestige is quickly becoming my favourite blog
perfect balance of schizophrenic druggie rambling, degenerate millennial coming of age stories, tongue-in-cheek half ironic half serious fascist eugenic ideas, Jow Forums culture references, accelerationism

*ignores your girth*

*glasses you*

I have great big shits which stink of rotten faeces

Does sara still have her curious cat?

everyone has shit taste in music except me, who has the best taste in music

fuck sake lads

got a 100 word essay for the eleventeenth of octember and my laptop has just crashed

stressing out here

hope it's not my cousin

he's a bit of a cunt

one more for my based britbro
youtube.com/watch?v=ThKkDD-khm4

I do

Sounds like /brit/ haha *spits*

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Ah yes, the yank found one of those buzzfeed articles about scottish twitter

If you dont post something right now to make me laugh im nuking the whole thread

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Where have you gone Thailad you crazy nonce
/brit/ turns its lonely eyes to you
Whoo ooh ooh

unexpected (You), thanks

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are real friends as good as fake internet ones?

Unironically have 30% of my grade due today

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yeah i think it's why i like it, even if it's from a yank author
nishikiprestige.wordpress.com/ link is here if you're interested x

*glasses you*

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and it's beautiful

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*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=RqPU49Oq0PA

poo

Would like to see a wh*teoid talk some shit to a black bull

Ploppy

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called a nigger a nigger to his face when i was drunk once and he just shook his head and walked away

need you runts to post some chill tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=NXPRQmYm3Q8

caught my wifes son smoking reefer on the porch

Your lying
He broke your little wh*teoid jaw

>Your
nice nigger grammar

alri Josie come up to Leeds sometime and i'll kiss yer on the forehead luvvie *gyrates hips and blows kisses while winking both eyes*
youtube.com/watch?v=gKnwEu-kVbA

he looked bent tbqh
lots of gay niggers in the UK

>
need more data please

been wearing a bucket hat all day and I don't even care

think I ate too much, my stomach feels like it's bursting and I'm farting massive stinkers. this is the end lads

not josie you bent cunt

Time flies

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my dad is Leeds, because they won the Champions League when Greece was coming out of teh junta

youtube.com/watch?v=VGNXCiEKHTk
clip is shit, just listen

haha your the one listening to poofie sissy girl music mate *kisses your forehead for banter*
*tucks you in*
*reenters the room and hits your with a large rock from the garden*

Moron! Fathead!