Non-Americans of Jow Forums How do you deal with the fact you aren't american and will never live in the greatest nation on god green earth?
Non-Americans of Jow Forums How do you deal with the fact you aren't american and will never live in the greatest...
>the fact you aren't american and will never live in the greatest nation on god green earth?
The beauty of American is that anyone can become American, hence why we are the melting pot. So it's not like they cant experience tfw american
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Wellllllll, I mean. There's Americans and then there's "Americans", innit. I know a guy in a turban who can't speak a word of English but who is a citizen. Yeah, technically he's "American" but he's not really AMERICAN. Same with all the Mexicans. And DREAMer kids
the CHAD mutt
the virgin eur*Boi
Just move to America?
>One is never sure which of two characteristics is more prominent in the American national character and therefore of the greater significance: naivete or a superiority complex. When for example they say things about our region, our surprise at their ignorance is surpassed only by annoyance at their stupid insolence. The less they know about a matter, the more confidently they speak. They really believe that Europeans are eagerly waiting to hear from them and follow their advice. They took our strategic decision not to discuss their shallow culture before the war as a sign of admiration. Their greatest technical accomplishments are refrigerators and radios. They cannot believe that there are cultural values that are the result of centuries of historical development, which cannot simply be bought. It was no bad joke when, after the war, they bought the ruins of German castles and moved them stone by stone to the U.S.A. They really thought that they had purchased a piece of national history embodied in stone, and were naive enough to think that mocking laughter from Europe was respect for the wealth that enabled them to buy what their own tradition and culture lacked.
Not the kind of guy I'm talking about. I'm talking about the guy who spends years studying English, read about American history, went through the citizenship tests, and just loves this country. These kinds of people are effectively welcome into American society. It's often not like that in other societies (for example Japan)
>this is what 3rd world invaders tell themselves as they turn the US into a 3rd world country
>The U.S.A. has no poets, no painters, no architects or composers of world stature. Whatever culture it has is borrowed from Europe. The land lacks its own language, culture, and civilization. It has borrowed everything, generally debasing it by Americanizing it, never improving it. Americanization is a kind of kitschification that gives every cultural value an American stamp, turning a mature language into slang, the waltz into jazz, a work of literature into a crime story.
>If the Americans lacked money, they would probably be the most despised people in the world. Superiority is nowhere as annoying as with them. They naturally build the best airplanes and tanks, and by the hundreds of thousands. They have the best generals and soldiers, and their defeats are only proof of their intelligence in destroying the bravery of their enemies. Their president is a demigod, though he led the nation into an economic catastrophe from which he saw no way out other than war. They promised Europe a savior in 1917 and sent them a Wilson in 1919. They will repeat this great betrayal today if we do not prevent it. In short, it is a nation still a long way from being a nation, and a people that lacks the most important prerequisite for being a people, a clear style of life.
Enjoy your rubles Ivan
All mexicans are honorary americans
>We would not say anything if the U.S.A. were aware of its intellectual and moral defects and was trying to grow up. But it is too much when it behaves in an impudent manner toward a part of the earth with a few thousands years of glorious history behind it, attempting to teach it moral and intellectual lessons, whether out of innocence or a complete lack of genuine culture and learning. We can forgive the mistakes of youth, but this degree of arrogance gets on one’s nerves.
Mandatory "free healthcare and university" response
That's easy, I'm French.
people say the same thing about every wave of immigrants
I thank God everyday
>turn
my mom is a yank and i could be one too but i dont care to be
shithole country only good for tourism
europeons really are salty runts
HON HON funny one pierre
>Pretending America's wealth, power and technological advantages for decades are purely dumb luck.
Have you exploded a fucking mountain and contamined the whole area in the process? No. So keep quiet and bow to your masters.
Was this the last bedtime story he told his brats?
nature does that for us
kek, based nature!
>the greatest nation on god green earth
Are you talking about Japan?
I'm pretty butthurt. Maybe I'll find my way over somehow.
Would never trade my comfy life in my state to be honest.
I thank God that I have a bona fide culture and religion to fall back to. Also that I only pay RM2 to get treatment at the ER.