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what languade do you speak my friend

how do I save enough to visit europe on minimum wage?

dummy

dont ignore your daughters otherwise they will love you too much, but dont give them too much attention otherwise they will have you

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you save money

why do you wanan go to europe anyway

stop eating fast food and other junk food

How does one talk to a girl out of nowhere? I haven't tried asking out anyone since college 3 years ago, help a nigga out.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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make eye-contact then wink at her while biting your lip

ayyy puta soy oncle rico

Have something in common by just sight is how I do it. I've made good friends with generic starbucks-fueled girls by just talking about the book they're reading. I have less luck with my coworkers since all the ones around my age are married.

>I don't like anim-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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im here

You look like my ugly ex girlfriend

beyblade has a gay anime group bath scene

This one is a coworker 3 years older than me, our respective responsibilities don't require us to interact at all but we still make small talk (about work things) when seeing each other at work. I do have her number but I don't know how to start a conversation, I'm beyond salvation.
Help me out then nigga.

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Sucking dick ain't bad

also the dub has a bunch of chileans trying to speak with a mexican accent

>tfw nothing to complain about

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That's rough buddy, the only girl attracted to me at work is married, 5 kids, and her husband is a 6'4" former marine from Texas.

I fucking love Beyblade MF's opening

youtu.be/jWj6X3dnk-E

Well, guys in porn moan more than the girls.

weón culiao, decime eso en la cara

is this racist? He is called miguel.

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>spicspeak

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hey zando!!!

apparently, the orthodox catholic church of russia also prepares the kids to be professional beybladers

who could have thought

im back
good thread last night niggers

Hi friend!

Hi

>have to go to the shops to buy some new clothes
>too lazy to go
why am i so fucking useless lads
a-at least the shops stay open til late tonight

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What is e-commerce, Mr. Trebeck?

So how do I go about it?
"Are you free tomorrow?"

Wish I weren't socially incompetent

Rate my desktop

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should i buy nintendo labo on friday

I usually open up with a normal conversation and bluntly say "hey, you wanna go to X". Always better during breaks/lunch at work, and I do the same at coffee shops. Fuck tinder and all those swipe dating apps by the way.

that's a nice picture

88457164

dont like online shopping for clothes
they might not fit properly

>$70 for a fucking box dont wont work as advertised

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How do we get rid of all the chinese here and replace them with mexifriends?

Then just ship them back. Yeah, it's a hassle, but not having to deal with going to the store and dealing with salespeople and other customers, it's totally worth it.

>friends

But like I said, we don't have any interaction at work. I'd have to wait until the next time we see each other, that's not frequent and there's the chance of either of us being too busy to talk.

Why don't we change the Chinese for Japanese and Koreans instead?

>Japanese instead

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get her at lunch? ask her out to lunch? gotta be blunt sometimes.

also

>asking for relationship advice on /cats urial marmot/

my korean roommate is the loudest fucking people i've ever roomed with, no thanks.

japs maybe

but i like being able to walk around a massive shopping centre (mall) for a couple of hours and getting a bit of exercise too

I trust /cum/ with my hardest decisions. You also helped me decide what area to work in a couple weeks ago.

people with autism dont like bright/medium lights that expose their location to others or loud sounds

Fair enough

>women

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Based

Good horror movies to watch with the bf?

you took my manwhore advice?

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>Labos are going to be around FOREVER on shelves
>An Amiibo I'm actually interested in is a Gamestop exclusive and will be practically unobtainable to get unless I want to spend 100 dollars + for a fucking chip in a plastic miniature of okay quality

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/cum/ do you have any new vegas mods to recommend? I was using some mod that changes how the game was saved only to find out it wasn't actually saving anything and only realised once I cleared primm of ncr.

so tired of making food and eating takes so much time. they should develop a perfectly balanced meal in a bottle you can just drink in 30 seconds and get it over with.

no

Is this you?

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la vida loca

I have like a hundred mods installed for New Vegas and can't remember what any of them do
I think they're mostly just small changes
Only really big mods I'm using are Millenia's weapon retextures and Realistic Weapon Damage

wouldnt expect a kid with a switch to know about mods

project nevada looks cool, but giant overhauls like that tend to have a shit ton of game-breaking in the long run. I haven't downloaded anything major, just retextures and patches.

rude

^kys

^kys

don't kys

hi

hello, where are you from

Hello!

get extraflags and find out

dont get extraflags, just namefag like a cool kid

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>get extraflags

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but i'm not gay :(

strange that massachusetts was the second most industrialized part of the world after England in the early 19th century

How is that strange?

don't care

is this supposed to be funny or is it one of those post post ironic memes where you pretend to laugh at how awful of a joke it is but in truth you're actually laughing at the joke itself because you're a brain dead idiot?
either way kill yourself

that Prussia, the Netherlands, Austria, and France couldn't beat them despite having all the conditions for it

is he a good guy or a bad guy?

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I don't follow political-entertainment. So I don't know.

vocaroo.com/i/s0viV6TiCH7L

*dabs on your lewdness*

more vocaroos por favor

delete this

based

why do asians assimilate so much better than darkies?