Yank-free /brit/

/brit/ but with absolutely NO Yanks allowed, fuck off yanks

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claiming this thread for the USA, not mangle mouths allowed

G'day, mates

USA

FOY

Dont feed the yanks

putrid fat creatures in this thread

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USA

>he says as he posts an american show

SOY

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sod off yank?

we're all in here lads

>starring a brit woman

>suck off yanks
This. Do your national duty brits

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umm sweetie she's british

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FOY

Scully is British you fat cunt, also FOY

i'm a yank!

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is my french mate in here

Fuck off limey cunt

Hi where are the burgers

>country is called bosnia
>bosniaks are a minority

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scullyfu

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im 1/4 french

Doomed to a miserable life.

a shame that Bratt isn't utilised

should I commit suicide

Good thing the brits weren't ready for EL TORNADO

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kys yank

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based georgie

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FOY

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basé haha

Fucking mum said I had a low IQ on the centrelink papers lads.

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tell her intelligence is inherited from the mother
true story desu

>
need more data please

>Deas Bully

Wish I were normal

havent tried new gen cos am poor cunt and have been too busy to do it on pc but have heard good things so do need to try at some point
appreciate the input tho again my man

Desu

hehe, lad

ladladladladladladlad

Can’t any country just write words in a piece of paper and ‘declare independence’

kek, you know myth isn't reality right? it didn't happen in history, that's why it's called myth

????? Enlighten me Plato

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gadzooks

so why are you drinking chardonnay at 3am, lad?

bit of a complicated situation but met a friend from a long time ago earlier and she went the same way as me doing a bunch of dumb shit and idk how to cope so I just got drunk

The shemale porn, ooh, it sings to me! It's enough to make a man sick.

if u could had a switch that would kill u immediately would u switch it?

I will shatter your beliefs with historical perception and facts real quick, but only if you post

"Tampa gooning it up as usual. Tired of sunbelters in the hockey league, seriously" here deal?

Ever just lay around with a hard dick

>she
good looking?

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I found a bottle of champagne in a bag in my room while frantically searching for alcohol the other night

opened it and it soaked my numark decks

fortunately still work

i want tenure

fuck off faggot bolts are taking the cup and then going to the warm beach with it afterwards

youtu.be/4WLtJDKXMCE

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best edition i've seen in years

is she good looking, does she stiffen your peepee?
wtf, are you two different lads?

>mfw a yank was a snake near me

can't trust them lads, you can't trust the slithering yanks

oui

thanks france the champagne

sorry for drinking it like a scotch brute

how's it working out for you

>listened to 3 seconds
this is shit

im the first one and i do like her but worry about her a lot is all im saying

a filthy mutt (you)d me

sucking a nigger

alri antononoupoulous remember to fucking show up to work tomorrow

drinking beer and smoking weed

I'M SO KEWL!!!

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

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Deal

as long as you're drinking it
that webm of the whore sucking the bottle in the club breaks my heart
it takes a year's work to make wine/champagne
t. work in vineyard
why the worry?

stop posting like this you shite aussie cunt

Just ate a burger

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

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I fucking hate Americans.

off to see the sunrise over the channel. wish me luck

how about you suck me off dumb dog

based

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He might bite your cock with his gnarly teeth, you might catch some nasty disease.

>why the worry?
very good question tbf
jist dont want her to go down the same rabbit hole i did and do a bunch of pointless shit but can't really control it so idk lol x

What's your excuse?

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i think i'm paranoid

What the fuck did I even say to them?

im not a tortoise

sounds like love, lad

you were late and normally I should let you take one for the team, since americans can hide behind anonymity even in flagboards, but seiing the reactions ok

well, nothing to say, kek, I was just trolling. Yeah you kicked the brits out and made the colony independent.

not a word im keen on my man

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got no penis lad

Plato does it again...

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don't come to Jow Forums then mate

You spread everywhere, like a rash of syphilis in a Biafran refugee camp.

listening radio and getting stoned B)

FOY

brtifa.gs is the other way lads

im super scared rn guys

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hobnobs are just nature valley bars

*gives you a hug*