/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

thats like saying you want a negro gf

Not nice.

sorry i'll delete it now

same

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also the first post is just banter, weird that you could not see that from my next post

man i wish i had a dixie gf

Right neighborly of ya

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indian girls are cute and friendly, negroid girls are manly and vulgar

you need a wedgie, mr. goody two shoes

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>researchers in Seattle performed an experiment with some crows around their college campus. They captured seven of the birds, tagged them, then let them go. And they did it all while wearing creepy skin masks.
>they were testing whether the crows could recognize human faces or not. It turns out they can. To a frightening degree: Whenever the scientists walked around campus with the masks on, the crows would "scold" and dive-bomb them... because along with the ability to recognize us as individuals, the researchers also learned that crows can hold a grudge. And pretty soon, it wasn't just the first seven crows reacting. Other birds, ones that hadn't even been captured in the first place, started dive-bombing the scientists as well.
>In case you think they were just telling each other "get the guy with the mask," they weren't: The test was repeated with multiple people wearing multiple masks, and without fail, the crows left the masked men who hadn't messed with them alone, but went murder-crazy on the mask that had been worn while messing with them.
>So, how did those crows above -- the ones that were never even captured in the first place -- know to harass the masked scientists? The answer is simple: They were told. All that cawing isn't just noise; they're talking to one another, and doing so in a very advanced fashion. Scientists debate whether or not crows actually have what we call a language. But why it's a debate at all is somewhat baffling: Those same scientists also readily acknowledge that crows have regional dialects, a difficult thing to have without a language.
>So, not only do they recognize us as individuals, but they have the means to describe us in detail to one another, even across generations.

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best birb

finally, somebody who agrees.

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Sometimes the world needs a good guy. I try to be that guy.

tfw no crow pet, too bad they get parasites easily

one day I will become to first human to speak crow

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y

I've always agreed, I just didn't want there to be an imbalance in the argument.

haven't eaten in three days

why

Finna's boutta and gonna
Formerly sneed's

just to be the first. I mean it's not like they're going to have anything useful to say. That gorilla they taught sign language was basically just a 500 pound retarded toddler, doesn't make the fact that they were able to do it less interesting.

i don't know

based

are you just not hungry at all?
i know stress can cause that sometimes, but it can also be some other serious issue

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I had a flip phone until 2013. It wasn't a statement though, I was just poor

Loved Moto Razr me
Btw my smartphone doesn't have any of those flaws

i had to get a flipphone from my phone unlocking on its own and making call in my pocket

i miss windows 95

>are you just not hungry at all?
no

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do you keep dismembered fingers in your pocket or something? Touch screens aren't supposed to randomly react to pants fabric.

what smartphone is it?

>never obsolete
every time

no i mean in the past, before any smart phones

VERY good post.

oh okay. Yeah I know what you mean, I had one of those from 2007 to 2010.

had one of the really poor Samsung smartphones in middle school

why are you such a luddite

Mostly cheapness. I do unironically prefer flip phones to smarts tho.

If I was to move out of the South (I won't) it would be to either Santa Fe, New Mexico or Juneau, Alaska

blackberries were good

Lenovo k6

why do you say that

also why not anchorage

Yee. My bud recently replaced his Android with an old blackberry. I think I've influenced him.

Lotta drugs in Anchorage as I hear it.

there are opiates in every city in the us and canada

Nature, mostly. Plus if I want I can go out in the wilderness and start a cult or a paramilitary or something.

>Plus if I want I can go out in the wilderness and start a cult
you should found an orthodox church there if there isn't one

dont trust cityfolk lads

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You're really on a roll with these good posts, my man.

thanks, too bad we're leaving a hole for someone to make bad posts now that the CHI aint here

deadliest catch was nice tho

Shhh, maybe nobody will notice and /dixie/ will achieve enlightenment.

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youtu.be/HPVCTLPNUzo

NASCAR is the only cultural product of any value produced in the United States

Well, the first people to explore Alaska were Russian Orthodox missionaries. There's a well known Russian church in Juneau.

did someone call for bad posts?

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it's only bad when you start your /brit/ tier nonsense

doing a poo

oh looks its the pot calling the kettle black

I do it because I hate you

uusimaa btf0wned

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hate me? what for

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tfw no aristocracy

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danke herr doktor

*asks the namefag why his name says Virginia if he's in Britain*

*asks the namefag why his name says Texas if he's in Norway*

would sure be nice if I didn't have to refresh the page to make this script work

stupid sexy flanders

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I wonder whatever became of that South Carolinian who was also there.
>those early /dixie/ editions where half the posters were European flags namefagging as their home states

tfw no chi to talk about figtan games about

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youtube.com/watch?v=wgQlgWk2MmE

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Why is /desi/ a redneck general now?

wtf is desi

huh that's weird why not Madison or some other medium sized comfy midwestern city

Predecessor of /sag/

As a New Yorker, I am very happy about this. :)

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ebin

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as a georgian, i am very happy about this as well

Yankees

*pops right out of that south Georgia water*

>tfw no doubles

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