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Stocking edition

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wish welly were here

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Welly is nice

yes he is

i think its too late to say morning

I went outside and a bee chased me, never going outside ever again.
Welly IS nice.
Did you just wake up you lazybones?

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a bit

yeah, i fucked up my alarm and it was stuck on 8:56 am

Well I sure hope you didn't have anything to do today, because you've lost most of it.

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i never have anything to do usually

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Well to be fair neither do I.

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Ive realised ive only ate a pie and a piece of chocolate today
im suprised im not hungry

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Yes you do, baby, yes you DO

haven't eaten in three days desu

I had some left over pizza just before
my lord was it good, but thats about it.
You should get some thing to eat before you waste away.
Heyo Zvejnieks.
Hows it hanging?

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>making a thread early
Okay confess, which of you has 20IQ?

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Everything's pretty alright, baby, how's your boogaloo?

You should really eat something before you get sick m80, 3 days without food would make you feel pretty terrible
It is well established that im not at any risk of wasting away anytime soon

ive eaten nothing since 6:30pm and im not hungry just happens that way sometimes

it's my fault

i know

Well it was one picture off image limit, should've put a pic in the final post but it's fine.
Can't complain, well I could if I tried, but everything is alright.
You been keeping outta trouble?

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ignore him its not worth it
please eat something soon ok?
nah i think its because im tired and slept like shit, so everything is thrown out of order

I always keep my nose clean, man. Been real busy lately, but that's life, you understand.

>ignore him its not worth it
Fuck off with this bullshit
He's the cunt yank who won't leave

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>ignore him its not worth it
i guess but he's going to bitch at you because i forgot to fill the image cap

>please eat something soon ok?
I tried to eat some onion soup earlier but it wasn't having it

>Been real busy lately, but that's life
Ain't it just.
So hows the car treating ya?
She'd be outta the shop by now would she?

Are you still planning on opening that american restaurant in Latvia Zvejnieks?

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like i care if he bitches at me

just look after youself ok?

>you should eat more
Fasting is literally the healthiest thing someone can do

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please stop

i'll try

Fasting makes you skinny

>Fasting is literally the healthiest thing someone can do
Being healthy is DUMB
I'd rather eat my pizza and get fat.
I'm gonna be a big fat man by the end of it.

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And clears up your skin, and makes your brain use ketones instead of carbs for energy so you have better mental clarity and it preserves muscle mass.
It has also been shown to help with plenty of medical problems.
It's pretty weird really.

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Though I certainly wouldn't prescribe it to someone below a BMI of like 20

Oh baby, sorry to say the car's toast, man. Breaks my heart, but she ain't gettin' much pressure in the cylinders. Could bore 'em out a bit and get 'em right again, but I won't have the time for that. Some cat out in Los Angeles is gonna take her away and make her all she really can be, baby.

I'll just get something else. Lookin' at a Rocket 88 and a Mercury Parklane.

You never know, baby, Latvia could use a drive-in.

Good
And that is not ideal if you want to retain maximum cuddlyness
Yeah and we can die before we get advanced age diseases too!
Truly planning for the future

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>And that is not ideal if you want to retain maximum cuddlyness
:(

hey welly

>And that is not ideal if you want to retain maximum cuddlyness
I lost 5 pounds and i don't know when :(

I'm sure you are plenty cuddly the way you are Welly

You are still wonderful and cuddly too!

Nooo...
Thats a shame.. aww well at least it'll go to some one who'll look after the old girl.
>Rocket 88
I do like the look of these, slick as fuck.
I didn't think of that but thats another good point.
Truly being an unhealthy cunt is looking better and better.

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I made sure the old gal is going to a good home, man, you better believe it

thats a great pic of you westie!

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hey conway, someone should feed you
Thanks

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>someone should feed you
I tried to eat something earlier because the bf was worried but i wasn't able to

why cant you eat?

Nice, still a shame to let her go.
Thanks!
I was thinking about stuff in that pic.
Stuff I'd prefer not to share.

can you try drinking something with sugar in? at the very least you need some calories to keep you going

>Stuff I'd prefer not to share.
im sure it was perverted or something

>yank starves to death
Quite ironic don't you think

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I want a gf, anybody here want to be my gf(you don't necessarily need to be a girl)? :3

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I might go run a bath, if i can peel myself from bed that is
hej hej sverige
did ya sleep well

Nix, vaknade för 7 timmar sen vid midnatt ._.
Hur går det själv? :3

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I haven't taken a bath in ages! Bathtubs aren't that common in Sweden ._.
They are deemed unenviromental safely...

Really does cause one to ponder...
Hmmmm...
Let me mull it over, I've been thinking of getting a bf.
Although I don't know how good of a gf I would make considering I'm very much a man.

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>I've been thinking of getting a bf.
I KNEW IT
I've successfully turned you westy.
Part 2 of my plan is complete.
Only part 3 is left.

I-if you act like a girl I shall treat you as one! :3
Tell me about part 3!

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>Tell me about part 3!
If I told you, I'd ruin the fun :3

Give me a hint.. please!

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What the hell is going on here

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You haven't done jack shit...
I'm only playing.

Whats part 3 dare I ask?
>I-if you act like a girl I shall treat you as one! :3
I.. I'm sorry but I don't think I can do that, being feminine doesn't always come naturally to me.
I don't really like acting like a girl...

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They're being dirty again!

i'm not sure

Then maybe you shant be my gf :3
Oh wow... Thats... Wow

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Morning lads

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EBINA :DDDDDDDD

Bath is run now c:


My sleep was very bad
Hope to make up for it tonight!
Baths are the best though
You guys also have a thing against carpets and putting 4 ingredients in a sandwich too
I will never forget the stares !

morning

I don't get it..?
Say it out loud.
Good morning buddy.

F
U
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>/ausnz/
what happens here?

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>Baths are the best though
All that warm, soapy, bubbly water covering all your surfaces.. Some scented candles.. Mhhhh now I want to bath!
>You guys also have a thing against carpets and putting 4 ingredients in a sandwich too
Yea I also dislike this, and the things you put on a sandwich is one thin slice of ham...
I like mustard on my sammies and thats a big no no ._.

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How has this week been treating you so far?

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Lewd stuff ( not part of it tho )

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gay sex

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Oh that sounds like fun.
Who will be the lucky bugger I'll be fugging?
It's a nest of perverts!

>fell out of bed

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>I'll be fugging?
Oh sweet summer child
That's not at all whats going to happen

get back in

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The girl kind or the degenerate kind?

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Between boys and girly boys

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Wow, that was an interesting trip. One of our supervisors almost passed out on the way back so our other supervisor had to (illegally) drive us back. We managed to get the unwell guy back to his office and called his gf. That was a funny little bit of drama.

And the view was really nice

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Semi gay erp
Actually most of us are friends just chatting away
I don't have a candle but I have a dim room, a warm soapy bath and some stoner rock to chill to

Yeah I bet
Imagine making a sandwich from chokladkakor with lever pastej, pickles, ost och senap
My ex found it hilarious to tell his friends, and seeing the stares I could see why
Get on steam if you aren't cutie

It's been remarkably uneventful.
How about yourself buddy?
Huh..?
OH

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Fuck you autocorrect
Hönökakor ***

what was wrong with him?

>And the view was really nice
looks it

Welcome back
> One of our supervisors almost passed out on the way back
Not while he was driving I hope!

Welcome back
baka
I've been there before desu, that's the view from the patio

hehe

My week has been pretty shit, I underperformed in my exams and I'm as lonely as ever.

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Welcome to the club ^^

took a shower. My hair smells like apple now

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*sniffs your hair*

No food + lots of coffee and energy drinks + physical activity
No he pulled over and got someone else to drive.
Yep that's the patio, we stuck our antenna on top of the building there
Do you also use girl shampoo?

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Are you using head and shoulders? It always dries up my hair too much.

>we stuck our antenna on top of the building there
Looks about as scuffed as I expected

Start drinking perhaps?