/brit/ nigger edition
tismo
Hugh Blair FRSE (7 April 1718 – 27 December 1800) was a Scottish minister of religion, author and rhetorician, considered one of the first great theorists of written discourse.
As a minister of the Church of Scotland, and occupant of the Chair of Rhetoric and Belles Lettres at the University of Edinburgh, Blair's teachings had a great impact in both the spiritual and the secular realms. Best known for Sermons, a five volume endorsement of practical Christian morality, and Lectures on Rhetoric and Belles Lettres, a prescriptive guide on composition, Blair was a valuable part of the Scottish Enlightenment.
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would you rather be a good looking manlet or an unnatractive lanklet?
A generation or so ago, pretty, floral "innie" vaginas were the norm, unless you were in Africa, where large labia are a status symbol and sought after by men and women alike.
But as our sexual behaviors changed, so to did the vaginas. It's become one of the most taboo subjects for the feminized west to discuss: the epidemic of women sprouting flappy beef curtain vaginas.
And it isn't just aesthetics. The STDs hosted within beefed out roasties transform them into biological weaponry. The gabagool gash's arsenal includes post-antibiotic gonorrhea and syphilis, not to mention the countless and ever-evolving strains of herpes let alone the projected "AIDS 2." Poisoned vaginas are not only ghastly to look at but also expose all of us to unacceptable and preventable risks.
fuck off
give me some time and I will kid
I know this is the place you like to talk about pee and poo so I wont take up too much space with my posts mmk hun?
where the fuck is yeezy
>let alone the projected "AIDS 2."
gimme a rundown patrick
*enters the thread*
*non-verbally asserts 1,000 years of social, cultural ,economic, and genetic superiority over its mongrel anglo-celtic trash denizens*
did
nit
read
!!
presentation went well today
all my jokes landed
Tricked some numpty into giving me a (You)
Daniel Defoe (/dJˈfoʊ/; 13 September 1660[1] - 24 April 1731),[2] born Daniel Foe, was an English trader, writer, journalist, pamphleteer and spy. He is most famous for his novel Robinson Crusoe, which is second only to the Bible in its number of translations.[3] Defoe is noted for being one of the earliest proponents of the novel, as he helped to popularise the form in Britain with others such as Aphra Behn and Samuel Richardson, and is among the founders of the English novel.[4] Defoe wrote many political tracts and often was in trouble with the authorities, including prison time. Intellectuals and political leaders paid attention to his fresh ideas and sometimes consulted with him.
Defoe was a prolific and versatile writer, producing more than three hundred works[5]—books, pamphlets, and journals—on diverse topics, including politics, crime, religion, marriage, psychology, and the supernatural. He was also a pioneer of business journalism[6] and economic journalism.
>gabagool mentioned
I pray every day that the blood that runs through my days is Norman and not An*lo
why do white americans give their kids meme names like Hunter and Austin? i expect retard names from black americans so they get a pass
ah yes copying things of Wikipedia, the height of intellectualism
wish that were my history teacher
just took quetiapine, carbamezapine, and gabapentin
chardonnay user still here?
oh but your post though... the pinnacle of intellect
post toot
don't reply to me again you nonce filth
you got the wrong flag, negro
we're stupid and the Jews took away our culture
used to give children obscure old testament names or give them the surname of a prominent family or relative as a first name
Thomas Muir (24 August 1765[1] – 26 January 1799), often known as Thomas Muir the Younger of Huntershill, was a Scottish political reformer.
Thomas Muir was born above his father's grocers shop on the High Street of Glasgow. His father, James Muir, was the son of the 'bonnet laird' of Birdston in Milton of Campsie, he married Margaret Smith and they had two children Thomas and Janet. As a younger son James Muir had little prospect of inheriting his father's property. His family, however, had in Maidstone, Kent, relations who were prosperous hop-growers and it was towards this branch of trade that young James was persuaded to direct his energies. In this business venture he achieved considerable success and by the time of his marriage in 1764 he was firmly established as a hop-merchant in the High Street of Glasgow. Here, in the heart of the town's ancient University quarter, he settled with his wife, living in a little flat above his shop.
travelling alone is grim lads
i need a gf, somebody
just be yourself lol
traveling with women is hell, gf or no
need mates
The Radical War or also known as the Scottish Insurrection of 1820, was a week of strikes and unrest, a culmination of Radical demands for reform in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland which had become prominent in the early years of the French Revolution, but had then been repressed during the long Napoleonic Wars.
An economic downturn after the wars ended brought increasing unrest. Artisan workers, particularly weavers in Scotland, sought action to reform an uncaring government. Gentry fearing revolutionary horrors recruited militia and the government deployed an apparatus of spies, informers and agents provocateurs to stamp out the movement.
>traveling with women is hell, gf or no
how
shart-onay
Henry Dundas, 1st Viscount Melville, PC, FRSE (28 April 1742, Edinburgh, Scotland – 28 May 1811, Edinburgh) was a Scottish advocate and Tory politician. He was the first Secretary of State for War and became, in 1806, the last person to be impeached in the United Kingdom, for misappropriation of public money. Although acquitted, he never held public office again.[2]
Dundas was a key actor in the encouragement of the Scottish Enlightenment, in the prosecution of the war against France, in opposing the abolition of slavery, and in the expansion of British influence in India, dominating the affairs of the East India Company. An accomplished machine politician and scourge of the Radicals, his deft and almost total control of Scottish politics during a long period when no monarch visited the country, led to him being pejoratively nicknamed King Harry the Ninth, the "Grand Manager of Scotland" (a play on the masonic office of Grand Master of Scotland), the "Great Tyrant" and "The Uncrowned King of Scotland".[2]
He is commemorated by one of the most prominent memorials in Edinburgh, the 150-foot high, Category A listed Melville Monument at St Andrew Square, in the heart of the New Town he helped to establish.
mmm yes history spam excellent, just what I like to see
>tfw toilstein calls me a big boy
if you don't like it fuck off or ignore it simple as you whiny little bitch
they've got to pee all the time, can't go long without eating, foreign men will harass them all the time, it's harder to work out a concrete itinerary with women as they're taken by sudden flights of fancy and can become resentful if they're not followed, etc.
Uni toil is harder than real toil. I used to do real toil. For uni I have to do the work and then do extra study. For work I just did the work
what did I say about replying to me you sensitive little rat
are you actually mentally ill? like in the morning, assuming you wake up in the morning, and make eggs and coffee, do you take a fistful of pills?
>pejoratively
dude I don't want to sit here and argue with you because I'm not a child and I have better things to do. why don't you call the ex and try talking down to her ?
this, and work 90% of the time is much easier, just boring.
in uni you need to do and remember a ton of stuff that you most likely will rarely use irl
ah ok, I see
*scribbles something on my notepad*
scribble down the fact that you have so much nut built up from not getting laid that you sit on Jow Forums raging at some random person lame-o
HAHA
for the best /brit experience, ignore all posts that mention:
>scotland
>dem fookin tories
feel free to add to the list, can't really remember any recent gimmicks that are particularly tiresome
Scotland is full of dem fookin tories
went to school with him
how bout dem fookin tories in scotland
wouldn't mind a foot massage and a blowie
MOTHER OF CHRIST THIS GAVE ME A JOLT
wouldn't mind an international nonce genocide
xD
was it rape?
have you heard of the high elves
wouldn't mind wrastlin' and then having a shag
she looks like the kind of girl that'd appreciate that
>junior projects manager
What a fucking useless job
And i say this while having a dad who is a "project manager"
KAM BAK U DIRTY NONCE
Terrifying
I deleted my hdd and lost my research stuff that's why I'm scanning my book and posting these wiki's bear with me..
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE, YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
told my professor i dont need books when i have wikipedia
he called me a big dumb dumb
had none of these problems when travelling with the gf
>foreign men will harass them all the time
are you some kind of cuck?
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie wo-o-orld
life is plastic
its fantastic!
you can brush my hair
take me anywh-e-ere
imagination
life is your creation!
not as much as the butch one that rode him in his sleep
Copypasting Wikipedia articles about Scotland to fill the void of being a 45 year old neet is not "research"
screaming
gingerpedo likes to lie about shit like this
he even said at one point that he posts ginger children just to remind him to watch some show
I'm reading a book and studying the people it mentions what book are you reading user. Oh right you haven't read a book ever because you're a FUCKING IDIOT.
going to purchase a new bong tomorrow
alri gingerpedo
How are your weird obsessions with Scotland "research", you're not employed in an academic field.
I read every day btw, so nice try.
Us normies get it lad
well ive studied the history of Scotland and I'm studying the history of Scottish literature. look I don't want to belittle you but If you keep calling me out I will. just ignore me and I wont be forced to make fun of you, mmk kiddo? x
you're projecting into the fucking sun good lord
>good lord
I don't believe in that nonsense go brainwash someone else.
wish my parents forced me to play a sport when i was a kid
/a/ doesn't know about he cute meme
You mad
have just received a fedora reply
Played baseball all throughout my childhood hood up until my early teens haha
You browse Wikipedia and /brit/ all day.
You are not a scholar, you are not an intellectual, and you are certainly not intelligent. You are a pathetic NEET and it's very important that you see yourself as such, I highly dislike your delusions that you're any more more than thst
i think hes mad lol
Hey , will india really become the next superpower
More like superpooer
doing some important academic research
surrounded by freaks and mentalists
so what does that make me
look at those raw ashy knees lol this girl gets around
normal haha
Nope it will collapse under its own weight
Have a nice time in Thailand lad?
why