/brit/

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howling

Bulgar the vulgar

always wondered this a bit.
like Jow Forums and /v/ are obviously full of underage, /co/ is obviously full of older underage (16-17), but Jow Forums seems like it might be closer to arrogant uni student territory.

or maybe there are actually 14 year olds posting "toil on the morrow" imagining that the worst thing they'll encounter in life is Mrs. Tufell's maths test.

post it or a jew will fuck ur mom

toil on the morrow

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Can't wait for this lad to kill himself and rid us of this gimmick

listening to synthwave (but not the autistic kind)

heard a tape where jon venables tried to pin the whole thing on Robert when they were questioning him about it.

peak pogey post

the jewish kind?

on the train

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youtube.com/watch?v=uRn8d2O062A

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wut

A lament to the girl that used to be in work

You gave me wings and made me fly
You touched my hand I could touch the sky
I lost my faith, you gave it back to me
You said no star was out of reach
You stood by me and I stood tall

fuckin state of this leaf
he's proper rattled

>Jeremy Hunt got 'bulk discount' on seven flats from Tory donor

just looking out for each other hehe

are women actually used in the army or are they only recruited into meme positions for political reasons

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>Wrote a wicked funny poem about toilberg last thread
>Accidentally exited the thread and lost my whole poem before I could copy-paste it

This has to be the work of Toilberg

not bad. was listening to this just now:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ty2jOvhJwoo

hollywood was also created by a canadian OMG

need a Mrs. Tufell gf

Lads i'm proper worried about my gcses. Can i still get in a good college with bs and cs and an e in french?

nice belly tubbzilla

calling leafs yanks is like calling kiwis aussies
its so fucking dumb it makes me mad

Fuck this lad, my poem was leagues

>baseball, basketball, hockey and football were all invented in canada

wut

they serve the same purpose as camp prostitutes did except they also hold a gun and clean up

big breakky lad

alri yank

Jeremy Hunt? More like Jeremy....Nah, I can't say it..

WE
WUZ
ATHLETES

Spud?

LOL
canadians really get mad if you call them lite americans

first baseball was in upper canada british north america
basketball was invented by a canadian that was living in new englnad
hockey is obviously a canadian sport
first football game took place in montreal between mcgill and harvard

neat

i also like this
youtube.com/watch?v=rE6dUc8QlfE

post the kam back you dirty nonce

dont you reckon its mad that practically every hand you have or will shake has had a cock in it?

wouldn't mind Canada becoming a Republic if it weren't for the fact that any new constitution would be an absolute trainwreck and completely ruin everything since the country is full of fart sniffers

Ahaha lad, what? What was it?

*Excitedy looks around*

Haha, what was he gonna say?

That's a celine Dion song celebrating the love a man gave her
The girl in work never loved you. She never even liked you more than a colleague. She's forgotten about you already

don't think the army lets people have sex without serious consequences

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I think it was similar to Columbine in that one of them was a sociopath and the other was just easily impressionable.

Don't talk shit about Canada or I'll sock you in the kisser so hard your grandchildren will fell it, capisce?

>don't think the army lets people have sex

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hockey was invented by the ancient egyptians
football was invented on the british isles
baseball is actually french
i'll give you basketball

>What are you most scared of?

Toil

that is really good

>hockey was invented by the ancient egyptians
source on this haitiANO

glad you liked it.

*Looks around the room after having had recently introduced my friend to the state of /brit/*

...Bit mad, innit?

what the fuck are you talking about
almost every culture has ball games you insipid worm
im talking about the modern forms that are played now in north america

toilberg wants the 8 times table learnt by monday

lads
got a maths exam tomorrow

i know all the stuff
except for some fucking reason i CANNOT wrap my head around matrices, which makes up a solid 40% of the fucking exam practice papers

just spent 70 MINUTES trying to understand an INTRO QUESTION that was supposed to take 4-6minutes and to be honest i still dont quite get it

now im so upset and tired im going to bed and i just feel like a complete moron
IM SO DESPERATELY UNHAPPY

FUCK

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no lad actually

Jow Forums is full of boomers

squeeze my willy until it goes purple and a vein pops

yeah you fuck

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I always accidentally make friends with normie despite not being a normie myself. Don't know how I do it.

lol fuck off geek boy

go play with ur pokemon cards

FOLC

Lol there easy mate

way to move the goal posts leaf

hey haitiANO
show me the proof where hockey was created by ancient egypt

normie as the plural of normie?
like it

*Throws a bottle of champagne in the air*

AHAHAHA CATCH IT CATCH IT, SOMEBODY CATCH IT BEFORE IT HITS THE FLOOR

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i was talking about ice hockey and canadian football
not soccer and field hockey you nonce

hmm

well obviously canadian football was invented in canada

are you drinking enough water?>

well obviously you are a braindead faggot because you couldnt infer from the context of me talking about north american sports that i wasnt talking about soccer

*catches it inbetween my breasts*

wikipedia

going to bed soon

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Interesting

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off to bed

calm down leaf
i wasn't talking about soccer either

Any dead inside man in?

yeah you were talking about football (soccer) and field hockey neither of which i claimed were invented here
sod off

can't tell if i'm going to take a punt on bluffing an exam on a subject i know nothing about, or just walk in, sit down, think of sandy beaches for 2 hours and then go home and make up the missed subject next year

stand the sight of you

2nd door on the right take your shoes off on the way in x

i'm alive on the inside

>filter
>flag
>canada

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no i was talking about football (round or oval shape ball)

booked my summer holidays

going to blackpool for a week then off to stockport for a weekend

haha get in

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?