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no one speaks it on a day to day

למה שנרצה את כל השטח הזה

בקרוב, אחי

I heard some orthodox do that refuse to integrate and live in their own neighborhoods.

If I go to your country can I get by with fluent English, pretty good Arabic and broken Russian?

i'm assuming you mean OUR country
yes you can get by with english
also why is your russian broken

I am not Jewish (thank God). I am a tourist here and want to visit Jerusalem before my passport becomes even more suspicious. I would take the chance to visit the surrounding area in general though and I know someone in Haifa.

>before my passport becomes even more suspicious
who are u

No I'm an American citizen (Mexican) but I spent a year in Egypt and have visited Malaysia and Indonesia short term. I am hoping that my other destinations will make it less bad (Russia, China, Mongolia, Mexico, Ukraine soon). I plan on visiting more countries that might get questions so better go before then.

Oh and I am Muslim so I assume if it comes up (but hopefully it doesn't) I might have trouble in the airport. Just worried about immigration going in.

Congrats to your anniversary, Israel!

Good post!

Finns are one of the lost tribes of israel.

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why do 99.99% of finns here hate us so much

How were jews allowed to litterally rob palestinian farmers land?
How is that legal?

I though if someone, then an am*Rican would know what a WAR is...

it wasn't pali land you dumb yank it was british land

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Just banter

Farmers land, retard, palestinians have always farmed their land for 2k years.

Palestinian farmers went to war?

Forgot to add: we only really hate sw*des and (sand)nigs

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>american education
please leave

Haredim do

I even know some Moroccan Haredim who speak it lmao

No jew has any records or rights to ownership of any farmers property they literally rob because they happen to not be part of the state some people invented.

>we only really hate sw*des
mfw it's a finn-swede shitflinging thread

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Danke

They don't, there's only one (most likely a Muslim immigrant) that does

Palestinian farmers dont give a fick who they pay taxes to, but they are being robbed of their land and mistreated by israelis.

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go post in /mammi/ and see what happens

i kinda feel bad for u guys cause every thread you try to have turns int muh balestine talk and i can see how it can get super annoying lol.

happy anniversary btw

lmao, you think land belonged to the farmers? it always belonged to the aristocrats who just let farmers work it.

thanks

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The palestinian farmers have lived the same for 2000 years, abiding by rulers rules and such, and paying taxes to the rulers.

Generals are always rorke circle jerks

These people farmed their land, and inhabited it, it is theirs.

give your land back to the indians

What rulers existed is irrelevant towards inhabitants.

>rent an apartment
>this apartment and all the apartment nearby are mine now!

Go study some property law you ignorant cretin

Indians have their lands, and we aren't in the 1700s.

arabs have their cities too you retarded americlap
go get shot

>Indians have their lands

So do the Arabs here whose ancestors didn't run away when their brothers started a war against us

Go bait another thread

>a man made building property is the same as claiming to own land you have nothing to do with other than your non based on anything claim to ownership is the same thing

When can we return frens?

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Nice propaganda, farmers didn't fight any wars or cared about states.

come home mongol man

Farmers were busy working the lands they have worked generation after generation, with their tax collector being irrelevant to them.

Did you know that we have KIPPAS?

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I don't get it..
why does 23andme not have markers for Sephardi jew? I can understand why there isn't for Mizrachi since they are basically complete Arabs.
I guess it doesnt matter.. I should be able to have my MtDNA tested and compared with others since it goes mother to mother to mother etc...

what do most Israelis think of the more recent strike on Syria? it seems a lot of media outlets are point the finger to Israel this time, as if Tel Aviv wants to goad Syria into retaliating and force the US to play a greater role in "intervening" for them

lmao, absolute stake of yank education. foy

Now let's post some good old Israeli songs

youtube.com/watch?v=7Q-emxagTMM

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Palestinian farmers just want Israelis to leave them alone to their land.

And we just want you to fuck off and leave us alone to our shitposting

youtube.com/watch?v=CYQ3WBi_n68

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Lol I was wondering what were those things

One of the prophecies for issachar was to be a strong ass, donkey of that time, nowadays it would be driving cars.
And that it would be stuck between 2 mountains(governments)

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Hi Israeli friends, how's everyone today?

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איך אנחנו ממגרים את תופעת הקריוקי ידידי?

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I think you might be onto something

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It's Independence Day and all the normies are having fun, feels bad to have social anxiety, how are you?

you're not wrong but this is their general, when you spam it with politics it gets kinda annoying. besides, if you really want to have a stance on this then do it in real life where it actually matters, not on Jow Forums bullying a bunch of autists who have nothing to do with it.

I should become a deacon for yellow hebrew israelites

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Happy Independence Day! I'm sorry to hear that you're not having fun, but maybe you can play a video game or watch an anime at home and have fun that way. I'm ok, thank you for asking

>m-muh social anxiety
אני מפרק חנונים כמוך לארוחת בוקר

מה לעזאזל אתה הרגע אמרת עלי כלבה קטנה רק שתדע אני השלמתי בהצטיינות את הטירונות של שייטת 13 אני הייתי מעורב במספר משימות חשאיות בעזה ולבנון ויש למעלה מ 300 הריגות מאושרות אני מאומן בלחימת גרילה ואני הצלף מספר 1 בכל צה"ל אתה כלום בשבילי רק עוד מטרד אני אמחק אותך עם דיוק שכמותו לא ראו בכדור הארץ תזכור את המילים האלו אם אתה חושב שאתה יכול להתחמק מלאמר לי את הדברים האלה באינטרנט תחשוב שוב בזמן שאני מדבר אני מתקשר עם רשת סודית של מרגלים ברחבי ישראל והם מאתרים אותך עכשיו אז כדאי מאוד שתתכונן לסופה כי הסופה הזאת תמחק את הדבר הפטתי הזה שאתה קורא לו חיים אתה מת ילד אני יכול להיות הכל מקום בכל זמן ואני יכול להרוג אותך ב 700 דרכים שונות וזה רק עם הידיים שלי לא רק שאני מאומן בלחימה ללא רובה יש לי גישה לכול הרובים של צה"ל ואני לא מפחד להשתמש בזה עד הרובה האחרון כדי למחוק את הפנים המסכנות שלך מהמדינה אם אתה רק יכולת לדעת מה התגובה המסכנה שלך הייתה מביאה עליך אולי היית סותם את הפה שלך אבל לא יכולת לא עשית ועכשיו אתה משלם את המחיר אידיוט אחד אני אחרבן את זעמי עליך ואתה תטבע בזעם שלי אתה מת ילד

בוא תקרב שניה נשבע אני לא דוקר

post some military-band-core
youtube.com/watch?v=5CjPisRG5aE
Shitty version with subtitles for the goyim:
youtube.com/watch?v=c6mApamupUA

Hate this song desu
This is how you do military-core
youtube.com/watch?v=kp35J13oW44

Superior IDF-core song incoming:

youtube.com/watch?v=By4xP8KhE8I

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Literally the worst one
youtube.com/watch?v=TFIrOcriazY
youtube.com/watch?v=0ogtkBWvpps
youtube.com/watch?v=d4JyiXsta10

All better

>accordion
(not military related though)
youtube.com/watch?v=-lkf_vSzpPU

I was gonna call out your shit taste, but Shir laShalom really is top tier

youtu.be/qU5lgXB-1T0
this is my favorite song in Hebrew
אני בדרך כלל שומע מוזיקה לועזית כמו כל שמאלן אשכנזי

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youtube.com/watch?v=lYJCkQ-jEtI

feels nostalgic man

It's a humorous song about military clerks. here is a rough translation of the lyrics

Lt. Gad Refaeli went to each lunch
And us three are left alone in the office
Iron lockers
Piles of files
And around us thousands of service records

Yes, we know everyone well
According to the files in the service record
Know everyone, know everyone
But from all the service records we knew
Only one touched our hearts

Chorus:
Dina, Dina Barzilai
Four nine six three five one
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Chestnut
Height: One hundred and sixty centimeters
Weight: Fifty eight kilogram
Dina, Dina Barzilai
Four nine six three five one

Lt. Gad Refaeli went to eat lunch
And we are alone with Dina in the office
We haven't seen you
Never, never
But your image rises from the desert of files

She was born on 20/08/40 (it's a song from the late sixties)
It surely was a fierce summer day
Bunchs in the vineyard, dates in the orchard
Highschool education, father's name is Efraim
Six years of playing Piano

Chorus

Lt. Gad Refaeli went to eat lunch
Here in the file it says you decline family support
And your pulse is 80 at rest
And your chest circumference is ninety three

You athletic occupation is swimming
We wish we could swim next to you
Laughing with the waves and laying on the sand
You had Diphtheria when you were young
And your physical ability ranking is 1

Chorus

Lt. Gad Refaeli went to eat lunch
The time is one and he might return at any moment
You got a reprimand
On the 8th of the 4th
But we know that it's the drill sergeant's fault

Your discipline ranking is B
General opinion: You are absolutely fine
We would keep holding your file for hours
But the Lt. is back, already done eating
And he too is interested in your file

Chorus

>yfw Benzine predicted the future and wrote Jow Forums's anthem back in the 90's
youtube.com/watch?v=t7o0dP1VrO8

I knew this sounded familiar because it's a Tofaat Doppler song originally
youtube.com/watch?v=fmTfd_Qunps
Superior version by based Baruch Friedlander

Benzin were fucking great, my dad used to listen to them all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=CM2G70WfRKs

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Also it's 1982, not the 90's

this was my middleschool's bell on fridays. nostalgic desu
youtube.com/watch?v=hC-2elRW4RE

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I was wrong anyways because I forgot Jow Forums's true anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=pNlY5UUT6ec
The band is even called "The Cocks"

israel is ugly!

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Hey Jews, my surname is Davitz. Is that a Jew name?

I don't really know muh heritage.

Nah man
This is the true anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=4k__2wxpVU4
Fucking chilling

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youtube.com/watch?v=BbZQuWSnKrU&bpctr=1524139567

קח את האמיתי
youtu.be/fB4TaoT7GmM

Why is Israel right-wing today when the original zionists were insufferable lefties? Also, just how close was Israel to the USSR in the 40s and 50s?

It's our independence day fuck off let us celebrate

you are ugly

We used to be neutral until the Korean war when we officially had to choose a side. It didn't stop us having communistic economic policies up until the seventies.

>the original zionists were insufferable lefties?

The Left back in the day was completely different to today's Left. They were "left" because they believed in Socialism and equality, not sucking off nigger dicks like today's leftist. My grandparents are hardcore old-school leftists but they hate the current left.

We were close to the USSR politically and culturally at the beginning, but grew apart because they were butthurt about out independent nationalism (basically they wanted Israel to be their puppet).

Good old Nerd Metal is great at days like these

youtube.com/watch?v=zObY0d0qsVg

Happy Independence Day

enough with the cancer, we passed Yom Hashoah

holy fuck mate go read a book
>hurr da sj double u