how do I evade (income) taxes?
TAX EVASION
Dylan Rodriguez
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Connor Ortiz
Thats illegal bruh...we are about supporting and honoring our legal system
Brandon Reyes
>Refusing to feed Sharkeisha's 7 runts
Brandon Nelson
buy your drugs with your buttcoin
Eli Diaz
1. buy Bitcoin
2. transfer it from you`r left hand to right hand
3. declare it "hacked"
4. print it in loss
Bentley Price
what about when I want to get fiat back from the bitcoin?
Cooper Reyes
Jace Torres
in any azia exchange
Dylan Allen
localbitcoins.com
syscoin
Dylan Powell
Unless you're trading extensively on coinbase then just don't report it. Then when you make it, hire some guy to do it all. You'll pay a late fee which is I think ~20% of what you already owe for that year.
Worst case, they'll give you an estimate of what you owe, you'll act innocent "I didn't know crypto was taxable"/"I thought you just pay when you cash out" and pay up.
Lincoln Sanchez
Monero
Grayson Bell
>Monero
gona crash soon
Ayden Evans
You know the IRS is in a bad way when they come here for ideas on how to detect tax dodgers. On the off chance that faggot OP is sincerex though: death is a tax holiday. So cash out your mad gains, then kill yourself.
Aiden Rivera
>So cash out your mad gains, then kill yourself.
not
Gavin Turner
You're not gonna be able to cash out any large amount without triggering some kind of response. You could try selling it for cash in person.
Jaxon Sullivan
Nice try HMRC
Oliver Scott
>You could try selling it for cash in person.
localbitcoins.com
syscoin
Aiden Sullivan
I don't think you'll be able to do this in 2018, and besides it was only on the anything over 10% of your AGI.
Zachary Robinson
>HMRC
have no any power over Bitcoin
Landon Davis
what can stop me?
Owen Watson
Here ya go. Could probably score a copy on eBay.
Robert Adams
I actually know a legal way to do it in the uk.
Look into the seamans tax allowance. Basically if you spend over 180 days out with the uk and have the period bookended with a trip from a foreign port you can get all your tax back
I got 7 grand back a few years ago
Jacob Robinson
That worked out really well for the author amiritegoys
Easton Harris
True, but they had to make an example out of him.
Dylan King
You can't get taxed on income if you have no income. I recommend you squat in a forest and hunt pigeons and dig up roots and grubs. I'm pretty sure pigeon meat isn't taxed but you should check with a tax professional just to be safe.
Jason Bennett
what can stop me?