/brit/

Get a bit patriotic whenever I see a mega link

so fucking bored

alri 'tzo

Toilpajeet wants me to start working maintenance as well.

becuase he realising the MGTOW virgins are the easiest target for (You)s

I like how it downloads into cache

put the load right on me

rancid farts

*shoots my load on you*

take a load off annie

redbullradio.com/shows/all-the-raps/episodes/march-23-2018-atr doin a think

odds i bathe evens i leave it until the evening

any frasier man in

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Nice

how long have you been posting this

Since August.

c4 lad? daphne the twoels could use a washing haha

do one

The good news is that I don’t have to go to toil until 11:00 PM tomorrow. The bad news is that I don’t get off until 7:00 AM.

Jesus Christ the state of you

are you a hillbilly?

Meetup idea: all go to a bar somewhere and try to identify each other through real world conversation

d'phyllis haha

I just want Emma Watson to sit on my face and release gas. I also want to ravage her holes.

eating apples from chile

they're very tasty

No. I’m from small town Appalachia.

just combing my arsehole with a finger haha

who has more than 1 apple at a time

disappointed

What's that like?

meet you lads in london at about 12
be there or be square

Boring as shit but the view is lovely.

love these images

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i'm not going to leicester square you cock goblin

*shoots a booger at thailad*
nerd

haha i dont know

meet me next to the eiffel tower

You Irish?

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where have i heard that name before

Don't encourage it

just instaed a pic of my gaping anus to the oneitis haha, hope he likes it

you're mixing it up with your post about apples

No I’m American.

love good things
hate bad things
rt if u agree

uhm no

*slaps you with my pimp hand*

/brit/ meet up at spoons today at 6 o'clock

first day of the year that birds have gone out in public with their bare legs on show
lots of pretty pink skin everywhere I go lads

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>More than 50percent of American adults have oralherpes, which is commonly called cold sores or fever blisters. Oralherpesis almost always due toHSV-1 infection

racist

um yes sweaty. i can tell by your posting style that you're the same person. plus what are the odds of 2 swedes in 1 thread.

>teehee im bent btw :v

Aye aye

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Want a tranny to ravage me

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>me in full motorcycle gear and a BLOODY warm coat
s-safety first

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lad you're stupid yesterday was loads of bare skin summer dresses and crop tops

i didn't say i didn't make the post about apples but that's not where i got it from even though the words are very similar. the chance of 2 swedes in 1 thread is pretty big though since there is this one jew guy with a swedish flag that frequently posts here as well

Doing a poo

Is it gay to get fucked in the ass by another guy whilst sucking a dick?

nice try but you corroborated my story.

talking about skin is a sure sign of a serial killer

not in my part of the country
it was warm but the girls were still wearing tights and trousers since they weren't expecting the warmth
today they were ready for it and the THIGHS are all over fucking hell I'm hard

Absolutely not. Love, LOVE getting spit roasted by the lads after a night down the pub, me

not if one of you wears lipstick

not if you're into lifting
don't know that word

>anyone over 16 wears croptops
the Dave delusion

dee you god damn bitch

got some skin on the outside of my body

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and you're not jewish huh

based Sam L Jackson hates nigger music

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thats not me this is x

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ah yes, the crop top argument

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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All good people are

what's 1/60th of a second as a decimal?

0.1

4

haha alri kev

alri skitzo

>Live your life to the max bro!

nah i'd rather spend the sunniest days we'll have in a while sat indoors posting on an online forum with people I don't know haha xx

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Why does the swede think every NZ poster is Jewish

its 0.1

how can smyths survive but toys r us can't?

something fishy here

this but unironically

post fucking machines