/brit/

AAAAAAAAAAAH

*tenses glutes in front of you*

intimidated? im turned on haha x

Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes

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alri, who else /absolute beast/ here?

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*picks alan up*
*throws him to the ground*
*takes his back*
*locks in a rear naked choke with both hooks in*
*watches as he squirms about trying to escape before passing out*

manlets, when will they learn?

thailad did u actually say that the death note movie was good last thread baka

Neck hurts from wanking at a funny angle last night

I pooed poos taller than alan

>diamond shape forearms for some weird genetic reason
Ah yes very beastly

I liked 1 out of 3 maybe 10 years ago

reckon i could split the algerian in half with my raw grip power
would be 1830 all over again

who /reddit/ here?

bitches come and go (bro)

*throws leccy at moist-types*
hmm... shocking,,,,

i can lift [a large number] off the ground
can you?
thought not
ha
i win again

*dabs*

JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH)
HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH)

LADIES CALL ME BASED (BASED)
I DON'T EVEN PLAY (YAH)

ROLL UP IN A THREAD (YAH)
GIVE DEM DUBS A CHECK (PLLLT)

JANNY LOSE HIS MIND (CRAY)
HIT ME WIT DA BAN (GRRRT)

FOR FREE FOR FREE
YEAH HE DOES IT FOR FREEE
NO FUN ALLOWED
THAT DON'T MAKE HIS MOMMA PROUD (NAW)

THREE DAYS FOR THE CREW (CREW)
I DID THAT FOR YOU (BIG GUY)

CHANGE UP THAT OLD IP
AND COME BACK FOR THE FAMILY

YOU KNOW YOUR BOY A NEET
AND HE LOVES SOME FEET (*sniff*)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
THEN DANCE TO THIS BEAT

DON'T FUCK WITH NO WAGIE
SHECKELSTEIN'S A CROOK
TAKE OFF HIS GIRL'S SOCKS
AND GIVE DEM TOES A LICK (mmmm)

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its a man thing, you wouldnt understand lol

>describing how you would fight young virgin lads you have never met on a Japanese culture forum
I am 33 years old. This shouldn't be my life. I am sorry lads.

What do you lot do all day?

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wristlet soyboy

>Alan is 150lbs

Fucking kek must be literally 5’4, even at 5’7 that’s too light

only started browsing it in the last couple of months cos i was curious what everyone on Jow Forums was on about. quite like it when i'm not feeling idiotic enough for here.

procrastinate

Indeed the proto-gf will not know what hit her tomorrow. I intend to rape her, or "surprise sex" as I like to call it.

its alright lad
*leg sweeps you and headbuts you til your nose explodes*

Currently doing a poo at work

oh i thought u meant the netflix one

You're only 33? Jesus fucking christ you look mid-40s mate

woke up at 9, went to lectures and tutorials, went to the library to do readings for tomorrow, came home and shitposted/listened to music/watched death note

erm

hat

Post until I get bored then watch a movie

lift big. eat big. poo BIG.

I didn't even know netflix did one

>for some weird genetic reason
no memes this time, it's the pinching exercises I told you about one time
worked three years in a tuilerie, making clay brick, floor/roof tiles, every tuesdays and wednesdays, unloading and loading the giant oven, nothing but gripping all day, and here i've lost quite a bit, used to have bigger forearms
not even mentioning the hours of shoveling thick raw clay, mud into as tall as me

Lyric frog posters need to be hung from lamp posts

Uni of life for 17 hours

into a machine*

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go to the park for a few hours then come home and stroke cats for a few hours
might have a couple wanks if i can fit time in between somewhere

pooing is a waste of nutrients, i maximize my intake efficiency by making sure my body utilizes every mineral vitamin protein fat that enters it no waste here

>Indeed the proto-gf will not know what hit her tomorrow. I intend to rape her, or "surprise sex" as I like to call it.

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6'5" in good lighting

were the nazis effay?

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Currently doing a C++ course I got off Udemy

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you're one of the best things in this general, never stop lyricing

came out last year. its really bad though

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no haha look at those boots

goodbye virgins

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*posts*

nice of your sister that is

all me

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I'm not exactly surprised, try the 2006 one if you haven't seen it. it's alri

sound weak son. i do big, girthy, MANLY poos. huge thick ropes of the stuff.

the new addition

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paki

probably wants a house-sitter while she goes out to fuck Chad

lol get a phone

ah yes the virgin replies

>contracted for 9-5 toil
>show up to said toil at 8:57
>"you're late AGAIN user, you're on thin ice" t.toilberg

rethinking this whole capitalism thing

chad lives in your head rent free

lets have a look at her lad

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/tories-savaged-selling-uk-shipbuilders-12388326

the bloody tories

doesn't even tell the time lad

>Christopher Ward
good lad

wristlet

cant lad shes underage x

fascism is just extreme chad worship

gonna be balls deep in the proto gf tomorrow night lads haha

weird way to spell ugly that lad haha

Incorrect
took the photo with it
it does and even times my cooking
wahey
correct

have you not seen my pics?
I'm modeled after Lysippos' Hercules
be humble

>keep useless local business running on tax payer dime simply because we can't adapt to a modern world
Ah yes, the Scottish

'

one on the right

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Pillock.

shan't

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determined to get out in the sun today
too warm to stasy in the flat all day as usual

Feels like my life is ready to blow
Me and my love will take it slow
I hope she knows that I love her alone
I just don't know where the hell I belong

How optimism led me astray
Two hundred things I took the wrong way
But I saw her love gauge runnin' low
I tried to fill it, but it overflowed

Feels like my life is ready to blow
Me and my love will take it slow
I hope she knows that I love her alone
I just don't know where the hell I belong

She remembers my name
Could be blowin' way out
It's all goin' to change
She remembers my name

She's only messin' around
Please, no more playing with my heart
Ooh, go with Mr. Right just for once
(Then it all just came out)
No more mischief with my mind
(Guess I'll hold in, next time)

No more gettin' it wrong
I'll be frozen, here on
If forever, we'll see
No more guessin' for me

An' I was just so sure of everything
That's what you get for dreamin' aloud
(Then it all just came out)
(Guess I'll hold in, now on)
(If forever, we'll see)
(But no more guessing for me)

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next time try not to use a picture where she is contrasted against a much more attractive girl

You literal nonce

shame its not the one on the left

should've put the beer in the fridge last night

would very much like to shag dua lipa

put on your glasses blind cunts

geez she's not bad at all lad