/brit/ the british culture general

I could've been a princess, you'd be a king
Could've had a castle, and worn a ring
But no, you let me go
I could've been a princess, you'd be a king
Could've had a castle, and worn a ring
But no, you let me go
And stole my star
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
You stole my star
La, la la la la la

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you are who you choose to be

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my life got so much worse the moment i subbed to nsfw subreddits

without the opium wars China wouldn't have become communist

A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man

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>my life got worse the second I became a redditor

Not surprised

Went on a date tonight and it was a bit weird. She was really bitey with the kissing and also very quick. Hard to get a rhythm and she'd also tear away suddenly but then come back a minute later. Just want a nice slow, boring kisser.

porn is obviously a bad habit for me but I can't quit it. I would have to go full cold turkey and smash my laptop.

>>my life got worse the second I became a redditor

>Not surprised

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bee almost flew in to my room, managed to shut the window before it got in

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Anyone will tell you its a prisoner island

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the female virgin

imagine wanking over a cold turkey
just use your imagination

One of you will accomplish something

Why is every general the same aussie OP
it's a bit strange

make it so he's a dabbing pepe

nothing wrong with bees lad they are decent

*dabs*

If you're still a virgin at 30 should you kys?

what's the point of going on dates and shagging/kissing random girls
seems boring

/brit/ is my only indulgence in life

>don't drink
>never done drugs
>don't womanize
>not a gamer

never on here for hours on end either, just a few minutes throughout the day

He's the shepherd to guide this flock of mangy cunts.

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what do you do all day

porn rots your brain and gives you crippling low self confidence

toil and uni

Melvin are you here mate?

the left can't meme

>>don't womanize
Only admirable if you're in a position to easily due so

why are you talking about yourself

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what don't I do? haha

Fuck the sun!!!!

i am, actually
>good looking
>have money
>not a sperg

yeah theres nothing wrong with bees as long as you dont prove them
wasps on the other hand

Nah I don't even know any songs aye

it would burn your dick off

wasnt fucking asking but go on then, what dont you do?

*burns you*

>nothing wrong with bees lad they are decent

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just unsubbed from all nsfw subreddits. hopefully now my willy can get hard and my hair will grow back

Hello virgin

Too scared to ever do an IQ test lads

India more like indire

you called?

Gonna do one now lads let's hope for double digits ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Brainlet

I BE POSTIN ON /BRIT/ ON THE REGULAR

WITH MY NIGGAS 190 AND MONI ON THE REGULAR

POST THOTS FAPPIN HOT ON THE REGULAR

CATCH A BAN, CHANGE IP ON THE REGULAR

YEAH YOU KNOW I MAKE NEWS ON THE REGULAR

BLOWIN OUT LEFTYPOL AND RORKE ON THE REGULAR

SENDING YANKS WHERE THEY BELONG ON THE REGULAR

YEAH I'M user WITH THE DAB ON THE REGULAR

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not a virgin just don't understand the appeal of casual sex

Haven't had breakfast yet

well today a coworker asked when I last went hung out with friends and I told them the truth which is about 5 years ago

any lads good with java here?

Louis mon amie, porquoi no fucky fucky?

any yorkshire cunts in? meet me on the pennines in 2 hours if you want twatting.

bald men have higher sex drives, masturbate earlier and more frequently causing a spurt in DHT hormones which cause MPB

whenever you see a man who kept his hair know that he was either a slow to develop virgin or he's simply not a sexual deviant

1x10 20kg bench 1x5 50kg bench 1x5 50kg bench 1x5 50kg deadlift with my gf

You have equated dating with only leading to casual sex, very interesting

Who else likes to watch their bladder deflate as they hang a massive piss?

too enlightened by my own intelligence to bother with lesser beings

hello Macron

Lads it's my favourite and without a spark plugs into my living room and Jarboe are a close second half of the best orgasms of my life I loved you more than that it's really been fucking things up for us apart from the UK or abroad to have an abortion but I don't understand the love

didn't go to bed until 2 am last night and woke up at 8 this morning. might go for a kip

I mean tinder dating
And I think you're the poster whose longest relationship lasted less than half a year correct? You've never had a proper gf

alri joyce

mirror man myself

Fucking state of these daft cunt kids on BBC talking about Enoch Powell's speech.

got me haha *gets spanked by mummy wife*

fanny

nah
you go bald if you've got the genes to go bald

I don't, so I'm not going to go bald regardless of how much wanking I do

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

t. bindipper

I am the sun and a great atmosphere in my head whenever something happens to be JUST like moments of all time for me is a good idea please join us for a couple of decades than started releasing some of the best songs ever written by a black guy who fronts this group of players and it's suddenly quite bright even tho it's like a place I go to the siren over and saw that it was dead to me by this priest type guy and then I died of all time for me is a good time

qt at work keeps showing me her freckles because sun

Yeah ama

>ignoring the effect of DHT the hair follicle as well as the effect of masturbation to DHT hormone levels

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dis nigga eating beans

Do pseudocode for fizzbuzz right now

shut up ivan

The Beatles were never meant to be an emotional experience of listening to the thief and pit it on their story hahahahaha is a paki who shagged his neice and it's not a problem is it you can have your dream last night lads even that wasn't intentional or lost my virginity last too cliches about it is a streak you stupid cunt and it's not a good idea to have kids

who is the Vivec of the modern world?

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need to take up some sort of fittness regime but don't want to become a outdoor jogging wanker or a gym wanker and don't have any mates to be a fives wanker

the 6.8 came to work in a skirt without tights today, willy has been standing to attention non stop

pipe down you twat

t. munter hunter

THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON

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>thief and pit

what song is this

every lass is wearing a floral dress today
going absolutely feral

climbing lid

Aww fuck me it was 125

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and then I said, "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife's son!"

Bet you'd like to 'deflower' them haha

weather's beautiful outside lads

you should get some fresh air

made me laugh

there's a war on women and i'm the sergeant

It's 90 now because you believed in an online test

haha (yeah)

I wanna see the girls wearing dresses but i can't stand walking around in the heat

just watched an episode of Sargon's "this week in stupid" to see what all the memes were about

Jesus fucking christ, people pay this dude $7777/month to make this shit, boggles the mind, not only that but he sounds like a bit of a poof tbf

There is a lad called Vivek in my telegram group

shan't be doing that unless i intend to jump without a harness