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Aisha's stalker is being weird again

tell me aisha's twitter

any /autistic/ men in?

teehee'd my way to getting my dick sucked

Father forgive me for I have sinned. I posed as a girl on /brit/ instead of going outside in the sunshine.

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best arse on /brit/ coming thru

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cupsize?

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Still waiting for the billionaire willy

Palpable sense of disappointment when my date asked me whether I lived with flatmates or alone and I answered "with my parents"

>teehee im bent btw :^
called it

choon
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It was on the field of battle
Of hope we were bereft
But by the time that it was over
There were no more Catholics left.

We looked up to King William
On his chin a royal cleft
And by the time that it was over
There were no more Catholics left.

His strategy was strong
His strategy was deft
By the time that it was over
There were no more Catholics left.

The battle now victorious
We foiled his papist theft
And when the time was over
There were no more Catholics left.

No more Catholics! (No more Catholics!)
No more Catholics! (No more Catholics!)
No more Catholics! (No more Catholics!)
No more Catholics! (No more Catholics!)

No more! (No more!)
No more! (No more!)
No more! (No more!)
No more! (No more!)
No more! (No more!)
No more Catholics left!

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sportsdirect mug

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C

v bent post

try without your trousers hold up your cheeks.

Themepark worldwide on youtube lads

blimey

The absolute fucking state of this sheila's face.

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I'm getting you done mate, wait right there
OI JANNY

licked my lips when I laid eyes upon this post

lyricspammer has been on /brit/ for 6 hours straight now

he started in the Australian afternoon, it is now evening.

leave.her.alone.

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Not bad. Do your thighs next love.

they're sending the wrong ones back
not the weed loving rastas you dips.
it's the the goat loving rasheeds we don't need.

you can't just say cup size without band size

who is this??

peng ting at toil has got her legs out
feel like pure shit just want to caress her thighs x

ease up, I've seen way worse stuff than this on here

thats normal for me 2bh

Many more hours of lyric span left. I recall going his thread before and after toil one day.

won't, would break /brit/ forever if I did
there are girls with less arse than I have
imagine that

evening /brit/

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fewwwwwwwwwwwwwwls gooooooooold

reminder that the lyric spammer is melvin

ahem...
DO RE MI FA SO LA SI DO

lyric spammer never stops during my /brit/ hours
reckon its some sort of modern art cooperative 2bh

Woke up this morning from the strangest dream
I was in the biggest army the world has ever seen
We were marching as one
On the road to the holy grail

Started out seeking fortune and glory
It's a short song but it's a hell of a story
When you spend your lifetime trying to get your hands
On the holy grail

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shes racist and cucks her husband

alri Dan

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
My mother told me
To pick the very best one
And you are [not] it.

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Bacon hating goat pokers

what's the men equivalent of women showing their legs

that doesn't sound very professional

it's hard to imagine that a girl would browse /brit/
oh well

It's people like you mate that make this country complete shit
*spits on floor*
*walks to sign on*

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Catch a NIGGER hahahahaha

sun's out guns out

I'm a girl ;)

Singlet action.

are you one?

Virgin freak.

huh? it wasn't true though

How do you know she didn't deactivate?

doing a read
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Getting a sandwich.

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vietlad redpill me on something

It’s a bit fucking hot lads, feels third world

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how do FWB relationships even happen?
its completely unfathomable to me

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Don't care

All gals of brit should post timestamp along with their chebs for verification purposes

25 years old and I still live at home because fuck paying $300 a week in rent + expenses for a lower quality of life

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we used to date

reckon i got skin cancer from being out for 20 minutes

they're just proto-relationships usually

>2018
>rent

"hey wanna fuck and be friends"

>mfw the medical heeb continues to perpetuate mental illness culture to fill his coffers

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off to play a bit of fortnite lads

probably get killed by a 10 year old like normal

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wtf I HATE DRUMPF NOW

When she's too lazy or ugly to reliably look for a root after dumping you so she just uses you for all you're decent for.

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1993 best birth year

Confession: I call people virgin freaks, but I'm a 'gin myself.

>Bergson
haven't heard of him in a long time

Yes?

but what would give someone the indication its on the cards

I'm 26 this year fuck off underage

wanky wanky time

are you into stock trading /brit/?

Chads have low IQ

go fuck yourself old man

bet you have multiple personality disorders (one of which is paranoid), a mood disorder and have had psychotic episodes in your history

Any /icycoldshower/ man in?
I stopped showering with hot water and have not looked back since

If by stock you mean beer and by trading you mean drinking.

They used one of these you clueless twerp

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got the punish a yank day high score lads

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love trading my stock of money for the pubs stock of pints lol

1992 brothers.. UNITE

1993 more like 199shit

no
I had a therapist who quit and went to a financial company so I gave him my money to play with

Just had an excerpt from the Talmud read to me

big time. thinking of plunging all my liquid assets into a pint.

1977 here

Ya. not partuvularly company stocks tho

wish boys did this more in primary school it looked like fun