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what does boga net mean?

explain

Music for the masses

>when someone's hand is wet

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me having a sit

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Might pay a handshaking expert to shake my hand repeatedly until I get the hang of it

any marijuana man in?

Disgusting state of affairs, always wondered if those people are aware of that

or when you approach someone for the first time and you don't know whether to go for a hug or a hand shake so you pick hand shake and you end up shaking their willy instead and it's cold and limp haha hate it when that happens, me

Just grab the cunt and squeeze.

haha happens to me all the time haha

alri Donald Trump's little book of sex tips, thanks for the dramatic reading

glad the heat isn't down here

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twitter.com/Emran_Feroz/status/985289476393054209
what a repulsive creature
>wahhhhh the evil western tankies won't bomb syria for me and my jihadi friends

jut grab her by the pussy

>hugging men
*gulps*
*maintains eye contact and smiles *
*pushes bender alarm under desk*

youtube.com/watch?v=zi3ow_CO7js

I always hug on the first date

slav(e)s are low iq creatures
pic name

Very predictable gag mate sort your life out.

Down on your luck lad?

Any good scholastic journals on identifying fake breasts

*bites your pasty*

Its only april. How come is so damn hot in britland? I'm enjoying a comfy 15c right now over here

>slav(e)s are low iq creatures

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go in for a covert scout n' squeeze mission

Sister's having a go at paki children in fortnite again

always

nothing worse than someone with a floppy handshake, instant loss of respect for anyone who offers a non firm handshake

vietcunt

>Syrians are too stupid to understand that it was the rebels that were gassing them, not Assad
not surprised
I also have no idea why he's calling them tankies. Being anti-neocon doesn't make you a communist

JUST

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nuclear radiation

russia nuked wales but nobody realised

oh no no no haha

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*breaks all your fingers*
Don't call us, we'll call you

hate slavs

WHAT IS AISHA'S NEW TWITTER TELL MEEEEE

got a handshake so strong and firm it's like shaking dirt off of a rug

nonononono

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mate cliff has always looked like that

hmmm very lizard like man isnt he

no god? I suspected so from the last time you posted this.

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190cm in the streets
190nm in the sheets haha

listening to Townes Van Zandt

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Like playing with feminine cocks me

yeah, go Newcastle!

someone shuffle me off this mortal coil

for me it's dollar bill blues

You now realize that the expression 'to shake one's hand' doesn't imply that you have to firmly grasp it (the Italian equivalent actually does)

bender freak

fascinating creatures the students, deanos in the making

going to cry
dont understand linear equations in n-dimensional vector spaces

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Ended up at my mates workplace today after he said there's lots of banter, it's was all just
"you're a bender"
"I know you are mate"
Not impressed

*button bashes emoji screen*

me neither but don't feel like crying at all, haha, funny how life works innit

I AM FUCKING CRAZY

DON'T FUCK WITH ME

I'm crazy for alcohol

doing a sing

>when us sesh heads go to kavos and teach those greek freaks how to sesh

imagine typing this unironically

Intant loss of respect for all male emoji users

by sesh, do they mean drinking session?

Dead greenfinch in the garden this morning :(

macron will restore the french empire

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kill me

havent seen any peer reviewed one

yes lad haha serial SESH offenders haha
*gets drunk off 2 pints*

awww
love feeding the birds in the garden, lots of robins

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ε=(｡ﾉ･ω･)ﾉ

Keep whiffing shit but I just checked and I haven't sharted

Think the fat brown kid who works next to me has followed through desu

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*takes a sampling of posts on /brit/ at the moment*
*tests it*
ah yes, the runt level is through the roof!
shall be sitting out of this one, tyvm xx

Nah a cock sucking session.

why has this Greek communist freak come to /brit/

yeah, better hope these nutters don't catch you

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*vomits*

>France with the netherlands, catalonia, and some small islands
wow its literally nothing

Gonna go get an ice cream from the paki shop

déjà en cours mon ami

youtube.com/watch?v=kmO6kcCww-U

>what the hell is Call ID?

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Can someone explain why there's a Greek here

they also own morocco, algeria, tunisia, mali etc

love how every pack of runts to go to magaluf/ayia napa/wherever thinks they're gonna "tear up the place" like they're something special

ah what I'd give to be a simple minded deano, sometimes I feel that this intellect is a curse

why won't anyone have sex with me

It's actually scary how much you Poms push interracial couples in your media.

awh

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Greece isn't a foreign country

once I took a burger from a paki shop in Frankfurt. Was tasty but still am afraid it's going to kill me one day

Cunts've been saying this for thousands of years.

when I say MEGA, you say SESH
MEGA...

>he never caught chlamydia on a greek island
are you even english lad

Us foreigners are raiding.

Prepare your angus