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saw him in pitcher and piano down wind street

good lad

find myself agreeing with 190 sometimes

You couldn't reach his throat titch

Approved

Jeremy Clarkson is a pampered toddler Tarquin cunt.

Lmao nice projection tripvassal

rip totalbiscuit btw

wanking to cute lads' feet again

he's absolutely right 20% of the time, and usually hilariously wrong the other 80%

my pet project is to enhance 190's entry level taste in dnb

we need to crackdown on anime nonces, their filth pollutes the internet

190cm is alright

He dead or what? Didnt he get cancer and whine endlessly about the US healthcare system?

07946262521

Go on then ring me if you’ve got the bollocks

pls ring me i am rob

01642223229

been to the pitcher and piano in hitchin

why not just rob the rich instead of working for them 40+ hours a week
people seem a bit soft in the head if you ask me

says its incorrect

read his twitter lad

Today in history:
1898 – The United States declares war on Spain

Thomas Jefferson, in the 1790s, awaited the fall of the Spanish Empire "until our population can be sufficiently advanced to gain it from them piece by piece".

By the dawn of the 20th century, the balance of world power had changed substantially since the Congress of Vienna. Old powers like Spain and Austria were on the decline, and the United States was eager to join the Great Powers on the world stage.

Before the American Civil War (1861–1865), Southern interests attempted to have the United States purchase Cuba. In 1894, 90% of Cuba's total exports went to the United States.

The US also became interested in the Philippines in the Far East, which was seen as the gateway to China. The U.S. rapidly built a powerful naval fleet of steel warships in the 1880s and 1890s.

The war lasted ten weeks. John Hay (the United States Ambassador to the United Kingdom), wrote from London it was "a splendid little war". The United States gained Spain's colonies of the Philippines, Guam, Puerto Rico, and Cuba.

British writer Rudyard Kipling urged the United States to "Take up the White Man's burden". His poem of the same name is about the Spanish-American War.

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please call me on 911

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There were ten German bombers in the air

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called 190 just now

he asked me if it was jamal, i said who, he said his drug dealer, i said no, he hung up

pls ring

0771180522

is it true there's a secret door underneath the pitcher and piano in tunbridge wells

not enjoying the thread being just about me thus far

feel under pressure to perform.

STOP FUCKING RINGING ME REEEEEEEE

can tell my mixture of autism and rural mate-ish manner is social poison.
people can handle autism and they can handle people from rural areas with manners of speaking that make them seem thick, but apparently both is an anathema to all.

Here is 190's trip so we can all pretend to be him

!!0fFMSfJHLfv

have fun

:3

I dunno but I used to shag an absolute tart in tonbridge, spunked up her more times than I can count

he got the arse cancer again?

*posts jump-up*

what?

dickhead

Obviously not going to do that, now am I. You came in here with this, now tell us all the news

do you ever sleep you fucking freak
it's 5:30am on the east coast

righto

yeh thanks mate never noticed that before not like I can see it in every post he makes
*walks over to my mate but is still within earshot*
Weird one isn't he?

Pls ring i am Peter be nice

07549863877

>dutch """humour"""

proto gf sent me this

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THAT'S NOT BRITISH CULTURE SHUT THE FUCK UP

you're being fucking aggressive

07340726741 Tell him Dave Rogers is going to crush him.

oof

When I entered the break room today, I saw the normie huddled in the middle of the room and a seat available next to them. I stopped in my tracks for a second, considered sitting next to them but decided not to since there was probably someone already there, they'd just gotten up for some reason

They continuously talked in an excited manner, made plans to go to Chester Zoo together and I just sat in the corner eating my Tuna baguette

It was clear I didn't belong among them

On their way out, the quirky guy said "''sup" and I replied with a high pitched "hello"

I'm perhaps being to harsh as if the situations were reversed, they may have moved to sit near me

DEJA VU

please ring and ask for Mike Hunt

999

don't fucking care
fuck off

Is she retarded or something? Why does she talk like this?

Anyone wanna talk 07889807043

yeah she's finnish innit

Just ate 800g of Strawberries, something very not right is going on down there.

Think this might be it for me lads.

good riddance

laugh at bus wankers

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Hm so probably a bit busted up there...

want to apply for a job at google but worried they'll look through my search history

Isn't that from The Mummy Returns?

well lad

chemo doesn't work for him anymore, the pain is unbearable and the doctor apparently missed something

so yeh

Autism is Nazism

kike

Was awoken from my sleep to do an emergency poo. Now me arse is all in tatters.

I shall not be falling for this one

>laugh at bus wankers

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>and the doctor apparently missed something
>ameridoctors

those beaks are made for eating large seeds

Listening to the alt right podcasts syria special lads

i know for a fact i'd hate the uk if i wasn't from here

sup niggers

did a really big poo & now i feel significantly lighter

Couldn't give less of a shit

as if it wasn't already you homosexual

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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food for thought regarding the current violence in london...

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the so-called centrist

>has back pain
>has had cancer in that area of the body before

really dink u tink

ART FOR ARTS SAKE!
MONEY FOR GODS SAKE!

>doctor missed something
Does he have time left to sue?

yeah same. luckily i love since I'm a product of it.

told my mum i was going to stab her (as a joke) and she called the police lol

fine evening in the isles, isnt it?

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am i chad yet

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you mean the BRITISH isles sweetie

Lovely golden light