Why do americans do this?

>La Creatura gains excitement from trying to kill himself
God is trying to tell you something

>Sooner or later we all meet our maker.
And that day he better start to run.
I'm not exactly happy with the way he did me.

The guy trying ? I don't understand, if you put your feet into acid, it will hurt. So instead to remove his feet, he continued to go down ?

lol what are you going to do? you're already dead at that point.

Point being, we can all die tomorrow and we can all die in really stupid ways. Always treat every day like it is possibly your last day. Be loving and good morals.

No he fell in. So he was looking for a hot spring he can bathe in (probably watched too much anime), leaned forward to see how hot it was and fell in (all according to his brother).

Yellowstone was where I both discovered I'm highly allergic to sulphur and quite how expensive uninsured medical care costs.

This. Gonna beat God up for beign a fag desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=34RO6C8ozFE&list=RDQM23LGlvMVHLw

iirc this guy was a park ranger too (not from yellowstone, though).

no just a tourist

there was an incidence of a ranger falling but that was decades a go

Why do you keep on posting this?

Autism

Wasn't there also a dog that jumped into one of those and the owner jumping in as well to get the dog?

fuck u

and u 2

How can you fall not on purpose ? Looks like that these ponds are always well in sight, not hidden with trees and shit.

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Seriously
Why?

they can be pretty treacherous. keep in mind that this guy walked up to it intentionally to take a bath in it. he probably lost his footing and tipped into it.

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U sure he wasn’t a chink tourist m8?

Btw, how many chinks have fallen into these things since chinks have started traveling abroad en masse?

I wonder the duration until the death arrives.

Low IQ

Doesn't even make any sense why a random guys ghost can beat up God. If you're a ghost you can't even squish a bug. Most even the wildest ghost stories can get a ghost to do is go "wooooooooo~~~" . Come on. I can understand not believe in ghost (only few people ever see ghosts--probably sleepwalking?). i can understand not believe in god (nobody living can ever see god). However, saying a ghost can beat up God that is madness.

POINT BEING, you can die tomorrow. You can die today. You might die at 30, 40, 50. We always think "I won't die today!" until its too late and death already smack us in the face. My auntie died recently she even told me "I'm not ready to die yet! I have to see you get married!". But the nurse accidentally stabbed her in the lung so she died anyway.

>this entire post

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Top AMERICAN post, m8, with a high shitpost to meme ratio. Good job.

la criatura que acecha en la oscuridad...

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>don't walk off path you'll die, t. sign
>walk off path
>die

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>gun free zone
>get shot

>DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO IGNORE ADVICE AND BE RETARDED

why do americans do this?

hahahah

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Why is everything bad in the world exclusive to Americans?

They hunger for genes

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likely drug use

The nurse was trying to put in a special breathing tube for her but accidentally stabbed her lung so she bled til she died. She was so excited about so many things but then she died and she was crying even when she was unconscious and bleeding out and blood was pooled under her skin, coming out of her nose. It can happen to anyone.

I assume the man in the pickup truck stole all her clothes, so she was trying to stop him and get her clothes back. She run after the other guy (the guy filming) either so he can please help her or because she wants him to please hand over the footage and not embarrass her further all over the internet and post her naked pics on the blue board.

Did you not have travel insurance?

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>Nature makes it obvious that something is deadly
>Park rangers make it obvious that something is deadly
>Do it anyways

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>how many chinks have fallen into these things
Not enough that's for sure

>believing in jewish god

We have barred the gates ... can hold them long if ... horrible ... suffer ... We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and second hall. Juan and Pablo and Miguel fell there. ... went 5 days ago ... the diarrhea is up to the wall at Westgate. The Watcher in the Water took Pedro. We cannot get out. The end comes ... sharts, sharts in the deep ... They are coming

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Ah yes, the naked human body, the kryptonite of la creatura..

If that's how you feel go ahead and film yourself running down the street naked after someone steals your clothes and put it on a blue board. You wouldn't like it either.

I am pretty sure the woman is mentally ill.

>mentally ill
American*

>why do americans do this?

It's not just the americans, there is stupidity everywhere.

Maybe but everyone looks mentally ill if they are naked running down the street. Run down the street naked and you too, look mentally ill.

But what are you supposed to do if a guy in a pickup truck comes and steals all your clothes in the middle of the street? Where else do you go?

t. largest mass shooting in history

>Be American
>Get dissolved

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Is he alright?

Hmmmm

At least it doesn't happen hourly around here.

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>hourly
We've only had 141 mass shootings since Columbine. Stop over-exaggerating it.

t. LARGEST mass shooting in history

A winner of the Darwin Awards

Which one?

>Only 141 mass shootings
Yes, this is normal

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Maybe, he was trying to selfie and get likes?

Any and all, by very definition - when Americans are involved there is a significant amount of mass.

He's calling you fat, m8

>t. Dunblane

Bit dense these yanks ones are.

If that's your response, that's genuinely pathetic.

>be british
>get stabbed

>Perhaps he was pushed and the brother is just trying to cover up
It was his sister.

Better, but still not great.

Brush your teeth smelly cunt.

Try it again, but more in direct response to my early one in

>Americans trying to banter

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When multiple brits die in a mass shooting, it only counts as one death because of the small gene pool.

*crickets*

Hahahhaa lmao i wanna do it 2

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>only 141
>only
Living in a favela is safer