How do people in your cunt prepare for anal sex or solo butt play?

How do people in your cunt prepare for anal sex or solo butt play?
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Based enema poster i remember this thread

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>Hermione the Hemorrhoid

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I asked two or three weeks ago and the thread died unfortunately because of the time it was posted

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Need an enema haiku.

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just go to amazon (and you'll get recommendations for the rest of your life)

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Bonus question: have you ever had a toy or benis up your ass? Butt play is even something for straight men to enjoy...

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>Drop shit into drain
>Not using WC

Adolf the faggot

I didn't make the graphics, but I agree...

>poop post
>it's a german

Reminder: the rectum is NOT a sexual organ.
You're just mentally ill.
It's for the removal of waste from the body.
It's an EXIT ONLY, not an entrance.

gay people are disgusting

Thanks Germany, you put me off butt stuff at least until he next EU country leaves.

even girls do this

abotu 40% of women have had anal sex, and given that like 90% of people are straight, WAY more straight couples are having anal sex than homos

Like this

it's about removing shit from your body, but if murricans like it dirty and prefer Alabama hot pockets, so be it

I didn't ask for the opinion of some sodomite

Jesus christ no wonder landlords are reluctant to rent to gay men fucking stamping your shit down the bath drain wtf

I had to do something like this for my colonoscopies. I just took a LOT of water based laxatives, which basically takes all the water in your tract and dumps it in your colon causing you to poo water. I went to the batheroom no fewer than 10 times, by the end I was just squirting clear water out, I imagine it’s the same sensation that a woman gets when she pees.
It wasn’t painful, the only slightly painful butt experience was when the nurse fingered me or taking suppositories.

thank you German brother, saved this picture because i will need this soon
i am planning on getting an asshole rimming from a hooker but i was wondering how to keep my ass clean so she doesn't have to lick my shit

Huh. Pretty good to know actually, I've wondered about how to clean, or if you even need to

Why is it in English if it's in Germany?

Seems like people who do stuff like that only do so to get attention from the international community like in a protest for exemple.