/brit/ - the techno general

Albert and Bernard just became friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is. Cheryl gives them a list of 10 possible dates:

May 15th, 16th, 19th
June 17th, 18th
July 14th, 16th
August 14th, 15th, 17th

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard doesn't know either.
Bernard: At first I didn't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.
Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

I exclusively pursue women with smaller cup sizes than an A.

also what's wrong with plastikman and spastik in particular? proper banger that

love the 'ol hammer and sickle. can't bastard stand the bourgeoisie.

shannae be reading that message pet

Unironically adore toil. I get to work with nice people all day while the money rolls in. Then I get to go home to my beautiful girlfriend, who's cooked a delicious meal (salmon with potato salad and grilled asparagus tonight), then indulge in evening relaxations

fuck off

despise BST. bring back GMT

`

drank my last bottle today

youtube.com/watch?v=ys4NidK9kTg

SPITTING AND SNORTING

miserable freak

July 16th

screen just went orange

know this is dynamic epistemic modal logic but can't be arsed to apply it

anyone read JUST william here?

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jannys on channel 1

good lad

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good lad

>would i lie to you

don't get it

holy peng

horror bag

youtube.com/watch?v=xnozBPCCWjs

a classic

keep losing weight really quickly and don't know why, I haven't changed anything in my diet or exercised more and I keep having blood in my shit.

i believe everything i read on /x/

>tfw even though foreskin slides back very easily manually upon erection, it doesn't retract automatically
have i lost the genetic lottery in this regard?
tbf like it slides back so very easily that i dont think a girl has ever seen me with an anteater

book an appointment with your GP then, /brit/ lads can't help you with that

love platform sandals me

>tom pope
get him on the plane la

bit drunk lads

tapeworm

youtube.com/watch?v=1xPrVSd7Eys

I'm not registered with a GP

ah yeah
it's eminem baby
back up in that motherfucking ass
one time for your mind
we represent the 313
you know what i'm saying
bet they don't shit about this
for the 96

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how dark in the blood

Lofi beats to nap and fap to

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uuu

>all of a sudden /Brit/ posts genuinely peng slags

Noice

youtube.com/watch?v=T1fJC9wN7R0

i dreamed
i dreamed i was floating on the surface of my own life
observing it
watching it unfold
i'm the outsider looking in

Register with one then, you're not an illegal are you?

it is bright

on life? yeah me too haha

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on copious amounts of alcohol haha

there is an ideal of /brit/ in my head that sometimes coincides with reality but often doesn't, especially not these days

formerly chuck's

no, born and bred, how do you do it? just ring them up?

nostalgic

does ur bum itch

Classic 'Za

genuinely stopped seeing humans as people after I landed the manager's job at JJB

humans are merely pawns and tools, to be moved and utilised at my whim

no

Groce

do you liken yourself to a machine operator?

YOU GOT TO HOLD AND GIVE
BUT DO IT AT THE RIGHT TIME

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Some of my favourite techno/house sets

youtube.com/watch?v=RJKLgSmGt_g
youtube.com/watch?v=Ce06KkLgf3w
youtube.com/watch?v=_-gVcO1QEq0
youtube.com/watch?v=vpdrsbIEwZI
youtube.com/watch?v=rQ7h2c4WYvQ
youtube.com/watch?v=8NeNRk-v780

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shut up you virgin freak

There is only one mentally illness. And it's NEETism.

thought muzz couldn't be bent cunts

what kind?
downed a litre of jameson today
no big deal

think you can do it online, give it a google

see

need an ancestry test on this

you like the old school shit lad?

I'm the African. At the airport

I wish the boy in work would like me back

Listening to old Runescape songs

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Post your favourite JK Rowling tweets

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goudale
chouffe
champignonnière
tongerlo
in that order

stop watching porn
stop wanking
take daily multivitamins, especially vitamin d
get at least a little bit of exercise every day
let go of your anger and hate. life's too short to let it consume you
see a doctor, go on some medication
clean your room

within a few months you'll be on top of the world

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alri jeff

virgin FREAKS? in MY /brit/? not on my watch sonny jim
*grabs the cricket bat*

I could live for a thousand years and never find someone to love me

>uk.yahoo.com/news/apos-10-days-death-apos-100759180.html

Imagine being this much of a pansy.

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>catposting
kys pathetic failure

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thought niggers couldn't be benders

youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA

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*grabs the cricket ball and pads*
let's play

>see a doctor, go on some medication
dropped

The original rs2 login theme makes me want to cry. Reminds me of being a kid, skiving off school to play RS. It was probably the last time I was happy

HIV patient zero was a bent black boi

wait nevernind she's absolutely gross

me on this

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drinking the pain away, user?

youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
tune!

Business idea: take out a loan and use it all on bets

got shafted lads