What's the funniest insult in your language?

gordaputa

I find "pajac" much more amusing than it should be

Schnäbichätscher

Zwetschkenzuzler

"plum sucker"

aftiagkouras

Bolillón de aca

SAC À MERDE

amina koyim

"Teezak Hamra" which means "Your ass is red". Idk what a red ass signifies though.

Also, it's only used in Egypt.

double nigger

that's not funny

pancake

pannekoek

>what a red ass signifies
That it has been spanked a lot?

Daft cunt

u f'kin wot m8? i'll bash your fookin 'ead in. i sware on me mum

Go n-ithe an cat thú agus go n-ithe an Diabhail an cat.

I'm torn between tosspot , bellend and muppet.

more like gordo puto

I'm voting for bellend

silly bollocks

Marmanjo

Typpatogari

kek

Otário with emphasis on the "tá"

Why are Brits the masters of bant?

cacanar

I generally like putting two random words together, one of which being vulgar. Been calling people babyclits lately

Nigger

Eh, I don't know. Any word can be used as an insult here and if need be, you can invent new ones easily.

Ya bloody galah (idiot)
Useless like tits on a bull (said when someone fucks up)
You got kangaroos in the top paddock (you're retarded)

t. Amerishart

>Australians speak English

Drongo

Oui.

escrevi e saí correndo, pau no cu de quem tá lendo.

Eu li e nada aconteceu, pau no cu de quem escreveu

my brazilian friend keeps telling me toma meu cu what does it mean
given my spanish knowledge i'd say its take my ass but that makes no sense as an insult

probably either mongoloid/mong or queer

stinky bumhead

Tomar no cu, you mean?

no, it's definitely toma meu cu

well... I don't think that exists

(Vai) Toma no meu cu would mean "fuck me", "fuck my ass" to be more specific. Toma meu cu is not something we say.
(Vai) Toma no cu would mean "get fucked in the ass"

i guess they are just fucking with me then

>kangaroos in the top paddock

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I was so confused when someone called me a bellend.

I find old insults nobody uses anymore the funniest. It's pretty sad that they are almost forgotten and nobody uses them anymore, so you can't really use them on a daily basis without looking like a fucking retard. There's a decent list of examples I found on this website: hetnieuwevloeken.nl/

fuck nigga

mark / marked out

My favorite is "mouthbreathing cletus"

>muggenzifter

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Morre diabo

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My favorite is
"You little shit ass!!"

masiosare

pyccкий

Faggot.

t. Magomed Magomedov

Nigger faggot

I really like calling people queerazoids, personally.

Neat desu

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Redneck. When you break it down it sounds a bit silly