Why are Californians so autistic?

Why are Californians so autistic?

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I like Oregon and Washington, they're like California but without the massive amount of CHI

They're coastal fly-overs

California is way too big to govern effectively. Splitting it up ensures better representation in a federal system.

Incompetence of your state government isn't a reason to force the feds to give you new states.

Representation in the federal system is perfectly fine.

>I like Oregon and Washington, they're like California but without the massive amount of CHI

San Francisco is pretty much the same desu

said like a true east fag who has no idea what he's talking about

Said like a true fly-over with no actual history

Uhhhh "force the feds" what? Fact is that a federal system depends on small local government over big federal government. If a state gets too big that means people aren't being represented.

By your logic lets just all have a single state. "Single State of America". Sounds perfect right? Don't want to "force the feds" to give us 50 states right?

NOPE! Too big. You can't govern effectively. People in different areas hve different needs and deserve different states.

P.S.--Texas should split up too.

Washington and Oregon both have large populations and economies. Also people from Portland and Seattle hate the rest of the country

>Texas should split up too
Texas says go fuck yourself

>hurr watch me come up with false equivalences

>population and money make a state relevant

I bet you also think Michigan matters

Keep same: Alaska, Illinois, Ohio, Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, Kansas, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisiana, New York, New Jersey, Nebraska, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Washington
Merge: Georgia/North Carolina/South Carolina, Delaware/Maryland/Virginia/West Virginia, Maine/Massachusetts/New Hampshire/Vermont, Colorado/Wyoming (why is Wyoming a state), Connecticut/Rhode Island, Kentucky/Tennessee, Alabama/Mississippi, Arkansas/Oklahoma, Idaho/Montana/Oregon, Minnesota/North Dakota/South Dakota, DC/US Virgin Islands
Split: East and West Texas, South California
Split-->Merge: North California with Hawaii/Nevada/Utah

>I bet you also think Michigan matters
.....Michigan matters approx 10000%. WTF. Where the fuck do you live? You realize Michigan has 4/5 Great Lakes most of any state right? Have fun with NO FUCKING WATER.

Then tell me, what is so relevant about where you live?

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This is more about republican representation in Washington than anything else

What is so relevant about where you live?
Oh boy

>Jamestown (first English settlement)
>most presidents born in my state
>Declaration of Independence and Constitution written by Virginians
>Yorktown
>Pentagon
>Norfolk
>Most of civil war fought in my state
>Arlington
>Langley (HQ of CIA)

And a lot more

>California will never reunite with the peninsula and the original territory of Alta California to create an independent country
Why even live?

you fuckers ruined the peninsula

Relevant about Michigan
>4 out of 5 great lakes (including international ports)
>Enough freshwater in Lake Superior ALONE to submerge the entire US in 1" of water and Lake Superior ALONE contains 10% of world's freshwater. (Have fun drinking your salt water coastalshits).
>Always within 85 miles of a Great Lake.
>Lognest freshwater shoreline in the world.
>Detroit style pizza is the best and most delicious in the world.
>Vernors, Faygo, Bettermade, Kelloggs, Big 3 Autos
>First state to provide for public libraries in their Constitution and first state to guarantee every child a taxpayer funded education
>First english speaking govt in the world to abolish death penalty
>10 cents per returned can. 10 cans for a dollar you can't beat that return rate.
>U of M, MSU wow.

Should have taken it all when you had a chance.

>Shaped like a mitten

still a shitty place to live desu