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arseblasted

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awful post
fuck off

not angry, i'm just disappointed

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calm down xhang its only banter
i do this not because i dislike you lads on the contrary

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back from the girl who I cheated on my gf with lads
it was kinda awkward, I could see the lights break in her eyes a little when I told her I don't want to go on with this thing, but all things considered it went well, we hugged at the end and I gave her two pecks on her cheek

do love skips, objectively the best crisps

>not shagging her
bent twat

Anglo genocide when?

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Carmen

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ayy

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Jesus fucking christ lads help me

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>british
>culture
why would i like to discuss the product of 1000s of years of jewry

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Fine, thanks. You down to fuck later on or...?

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cute

AHHHH THIS THING MESSAGED ME

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everyone's in here

so let me set the scene

it's 2 in the afternoon at 34 degrees

>she associates with black people
into the trash it goes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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On this day April 19

Thirteen colonies enter the bloody struggle to break free from the crown, as British troops arrive in Lexington, Massachusetts, intent on seizing the patriots' weapons and imprisoning its leaders. Shots are exchanged, eight Americans die, and the war for independence is on.

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True

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>eight Americans die
got a semi reading this

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I am sure their allied native nations must have been enjoying progress and shared independence since

I mean everyone benefits from a struggle for freedom right?

no idea

youtube.com/watch?v=a9gCRzQH6vI

best episode so far

Name 'em.

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How am I meant to not get a stiffy during a prostate exam?

When was the last time you had sex? When was the last time you kissed a girl? When was the last time you hugged a girl who wasn't a family member? When was the time a girl who wasn't a family member smiled at you?

I'm glad you've shown us all your level of knowledge when it comes to ancient history.

>When was the last time you had sex?
Full sex or can you count blowjobs?

How many years has it been since you've seen a family member?

me irl

I'll count blowjobs this time, just so you don't feel bad about yourself

still enjoying this image

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skizo and dave

no curry for me love

youtube.com/watch?v=aV71ubrc0uo

This is the obvious thread of choice

George and Thomas

ryan and chubbers

>King Mswati III of Swaziland announced on Wednesday that he was renaming the country "the Kingdom of eSwatini".

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AWOOOGA

Imagine my shock upon hearing that a bender who resides in Oxford happened to get HIV after unprotected sex with many strange men. Mental.

"nice chebs, how are you doing?"

a young lily allen is the dream shag
bet she's fucking filthy in bed

>
Please help me I have no friends or family that cares to tell me what to do

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just put it in cold water you runt

Obviously fake news.

cold shower

worth noting that he originates from chelsea and his dad is a literal multi millionaire

>The country, which has a population of about 1.3 million people, suffers the highest HIV rate in the world, with 27 percent of adults infected.

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coonskin gang

'alright love you arent the ugly one on ur picture are ya lol'

What really? I ran a boiling hot shower cause google said so

Prefer looking at penises than vaginas, but I'm certainly not a homosexual

girl said i have a nice ass, should i take this as a compliment?

God clearly saw fit to bring him down a peg. Good to know.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G4ewNJ77xT8
rorke be like

Cover yourself in super glue.

Do you live in England? Didn't know we could keep pet monkeys :ooo'

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sue

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25 and cant ride a bike, not an issue though is it

quick rundown?

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youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk
ahh I see the next generation of runts are coming along nicely

???
cold water will ease the pain you ignoramus

Prepare for the rubber fist you slutty little man.

Coonskin gang, Coonskin gang, Coonskin gang, Coonskin gang

>jah-goo-are

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oxford bender has the AIDS

since some of you are clearly too new or too thick to figure out how Jow Forums generals work, i'll help you out yet again
see this pic?
see the number i have circled in red?
find that number on this webpage
it's in the bottom right corner
that's the number of replies to the original post (or "op") in the thread so far
hover your mouse cursor over it if you don't believe me
when that number gets to 310 (three hundred and ten), aka the "bump limit," the thread is no longer bumped to the front page of what we call the board (short for "imageboard" - this imageboard is called Jow Forums - International)
then, when current thread has 310 replies, someone has to make and link a new thread in the next 30-40 minutes or so, to continue the general
again, in case you missed it, the bump limit is 310
before the thread reaches 310 replies, there is no need for a new thread
are there any questions at this point?
is anybody confused by any of the above?

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koalas are a pathetic excuse for an animal

Weird watching BBC News do a story about itself on the News at Ten.

she mustn't be over 15

aussies are pathetic in most aspects

calm down jan man

i'm moving to /balk/
i will be the british JF there

yeah

soz sir wont happen again

Guinness and a micro curry for seconds lads.

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I would be embarrassed to not be able to ride a bike and am also 25. Then again I don't have a driver's licence which many would say is embarrassing.

I feel like you could easily teach yourself to ride a bike in a park.