/smg/ stock market general

ZUCK the KEK edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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youtube.com/watch?v=61i2iDz7u04
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Also for any oldfags VHC actually DID IT!!!

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>I guess you are 2 scoops now
Kek. Yeah, I fucking earned it sitting on these fucking calls.

>Most of these senators are fucking retarded
A few of them surprised me, but many didn't catch on the first time he explained the situation with advertisers.

>Based fucking Cruz
I remember liking him too. I think he brought up political censorship. Unfortunately, it's not what any of the outrage is about, so it's not necessary for Cuckerburg to turn it into policy.

>FB is a platform for terrorism and human trafficking. They have been told to clean this up for a very long time and have done nothing nor do they seem to intend to.
I think he is handling that part sufficiently well, but they just felt like grilling him more. Like that lady that want to push California's immigration policy by bringing up ICE
>Normies are too stupid to understand that in order for a machine learning algorithm to do all of these things these morons propose IT HAS TO UNDERSTAND AND COLLECT EVERY DATAPOINT ABOUT YOU FIRST.
The ML part is frustrating. It's alright for sicking a model on terrorism and stuff, but not hate speech -- that's what leads to political censorship.
>All social media is about to get regulated.
Google will too.
Facebook lets you download what they have on you.
I have no fucking idea what Google knows about me.
>MUH RUSSIACHINA
Fuck yeah. The Russian interference was supposed to be the main topic, but many senators also wanted to push extra agendas, as I saw most clearly that stupid fucker that brought up ICE.
>Ill have my team get back to you for the rest.
Yeah. Can't lie under oath, but he didn't seem to over-do it imo. He seemed very transparent to me.

First for best girl

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>Senator we sell ads

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Get on that NVCN Train, guys! don't want to miss out when that hits a dollar.

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This is what I get for listening to Jow Forums

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should have gone 100% bonds

wtf were you in

the stock market is under appreciated.

- theres no chance of "hacks" and waking up with all your money gone even if you dont have a position

- its somewhat transparent. atleast these stocks are required by law to give the public all necessary info

- you can earn just as much (actually much more) than coins since stocks are extremely liquid and generally more volatile. there are many stocks under $10 that go up 100-1000% every month

stop with the coins meme. grow up and trade legit stuff right here

>Goes to /smg/
>Tells everyone to trade stocks

We're wayyyyyyyyyyyy ahead of you here broski

youtube.com/watch?v=61i2iDz7u04
if everyone traded stocks and avoided coins, they wouldn't be in as much of a disaster, and good traders would be making much more with the added volume and volatility

buy high sell low

true Jow Forumsreli

kek this

What's the right price to get deep inside that WEN?

fuck you /smg/ you ruined all of my savings fucking ALT

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Should we add how to use the android emulator to use robinhood in the OP? Since the website can't do options yet.
Also the iOS version can't do option spread either.

A whole $7.50? How will you ever recover!

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>-$7.51

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just tell me if it will go back up

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I don't know, I don't invest in shitmemes /smg/ posts. I live off dividend checks haha :-)

you listened to the experts at /smg/, it has to go back up

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I'm sorry fren, all markets are dropping to zero tomorrow when WW3 breaks out.

anyone noticed that we suddenly got like 10 new retarded tripfags?

A true sign of the end times.

aye i know what im doing

yes

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Word we should become one too.

I have all of my trading monies in USAA's investment platform and Coinbase, at this moment.

Should I move all of it over to Robinhood web? I am familiar with Robinhood but have refused to use it because I didn't like the fact that it was only an app on the phone.

What do you guys think? Consolidating whatever I have from USAA and Coinbase onto Robinhood so I can just trade everything through there rather than switching back and forth all the time?

>Trading on Coinbase
Don't that have like a 2% Fee for every transaction?
You can't trade crypto on web yet, but you can juse download the offical Android emulator and use RH android on your PC.

The /rgt- I mean /smg/ tripfag graveyard gets bigger every week.

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still holding onto this TVIX

in the green right now but I want to see another dip and the market has been flagging for one both these last two days, just need a catalyst

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>tfw you can recognize several anonymous posters by their posting style and you like them all more than most tripfags

LODE, ATL, BGFV, INPX, BOTZ,TVIX

>retarded
>2 scoops
I have wicked gains, faggot

me too bro, me too

Micron and square my boys

Trump is just gonna slap them with some tomahawks again.

Fuck, ok, it is getting pretty bad. I'm probably going to post a good couple of times under mine every thread anyway. Really feel entitled to it after today.

Don't worry senpai, the annoying orange is gonna drop another tweet and the markets will drop 3% Then CBOE TVIX Corp. Will do a quick share buy back and pump the price to 20.

I really don't know where Sunrun is going to go anymore

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We all have ID's, why do we need to namefag as well?

Anyways, who fucking knows what today's gonna bring?
I wanna hear it from y'all, you think we're going nose-dive today? President Cheeto Puff gonna bomb the hell out of my gains?
>pic related: it's on the front page of imgur

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Tripfags have low self esteem, desperate for validation from internet strangers and have very little contract with girls
t. Tripfag

I at least tell me it will flatline for a while. Got some IC's on it since the IV was so high.

TO THE MOON??

SUN RUN TO THE MOON

LMAO!

sunrun can only go to the moon when the sun and the moon are aligned, ie during a new moon.

#zucced

When is the next new moon? I’ll buy then

you have to buy before the new moon to get the gains.

this piece of shit only knows how to go sideways

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GBPUSD skyrocketing

I have $200 to blow what's a good meme stock to yolo on

Any good weed penny stocks?

Hey can some trip fag tell me what i should buy. thanks.

>Nikkei bro isn't here today
The nikkei closed down 100pts btw.

probably killed himself

rip

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Buy TVIX. Rumor has it Amazon is doing a buyout

I'm complete new to stocks but i want to invest $10, what would you guys recommend?

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>Reply
cancer.

I'm sorry?

ROPE

Its no problem just kys and ur good.

another one bites the dust.
Which ones are still alive?

Morning!

Where have you been?

rehab

Looking for high risk, really high dividend yield stock

What have you got for me /smg/?

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why do stupid faggots do drugs

shits expensive

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Because the anime supply ran out.

Wew lad, the arrogance of these roasties

HE'S ALIVE

Good morning!

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You know, your a tripfag, but it's good to see you back.

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OH HO NO NO NO NO

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SPY puts today

Trump is all in on volatility. Gonna lose all the recovery gains i made yesterday.
There better be some realised explosions and deep concern to make up for this.

THANK YOU TRUMP

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how can a few men wield so much power

OXLC

Can the next edition please be: Trump is long UVXY

ENLK

COMRAD TRUMP
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I saw this shilled here yesterday
What is the rundown on this ?

MORL
CEFL

GME

It’s a closed end fund that buys CLOs, most of which are floating rate tied to LIBOR.

These do pay a lot, but they’re very volatile and at least one of the UBS ETNs have been liquidated due to low share price.

Also, they give you a 1099-MISC (or at least they did a few years ago when I held them) which I didn’t like. Not as bad as dealing with K-1s, but it would be cleaner if they classified the income as either interest or dividends.

Fug.

LIBOR has been stealy rising for qui sol’me time time now.
Would’t OXCL drop in price because of it ?

No, the opposite. The loans that OXLC buys are tied to LIBOR. So they should be collecting higher interest payments.

OXLC funds loan purchases through issuance of preferred securities, which are fixed rate. So their borrowing costs are fixed, but their interest income is tied to LIBOR.

First

Morning all

@WX5gxtHO
Filtered

Holy shit bro, where you been? You had us worried.

Long story but it ended with a stint in rehab.

I recently started studying how to invest. Right now I'm planning my first paper trading portfolio, and I have a couple of really stupid questions.

Is there a market category that is recommended for entry level investors, or should I start studying the companies in the fields I work into?

What's the best paper trading platform, considering that I want to read some rationales about why other users bought/sold a stock.

What the hell is going on with CVM

Nah, just choose stuff you know the most about, maybe stay away from leveraged ETF's for now.

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What's the outlook for ROKU? Now a good time to buy?

>choose stuff you know the most about
I know a lot about facebook

What made ROKU grab your attention? Personally I feel like there are a lot better places to invest your money right now.

Oh shit, that's a beautiful pic.