In this thread, we fake a language we don't speak as best we can

In this thread, we fake a language we don't speak as best we can.

For example:

Polish: Brcziczcziczjc kolywolcyzciczj Karaninsokovisczczj

Finnish: Saatana perkele soumeesskoumisaasas vituun kaasookarakoumaaska

Attached: I hate kids with funny accents.jpg (480x360, 14K)

fick, ik remeeebern zee old kartun netveeerk. zaat alte logo eest goat.

Dutch?

пpивeт мoи дpyг мyтт

German: sprecht von leidensen lader hoosen un hinterland mein preken ze deuthchland

дa

пpивeт пидopy из пepy jajajajajajajajajaja

hola pendejo mutt que paso

Italiano: che cosa? io non sai come parlar italiani.

german: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

read the OP and immediately knew a it was an american who made this without looking at the flag

>cartoon network
>american TV
no shit sherlock

Japanese:ベッドの上では言葉は要らない

i READ the op
>american reading comprehension

why the fuck would you attempt reading the OP without looking at the picture first. pictures are a million times easier to understand than written text.

Ni soban wa so moriohcho gonha yahari,jodan no jodan deska?

Rude

>ベッドの上では言葉は要らない
ベッドの上では言葉はいらない sounds better

well yeah i saw the picture, overlooked it though as a mere reaction image.
americans get butthurt so easily

Japanese: karasakosukoo makasa mikera
Chinese: ching chong ling long
Russian: cyka blyat idi najui rush B
Magyar: ğűţķđšýûę

Jeg er sod pige med den lille tissemand du favlarne julekage I geð med dig self

American: mur secund amerndiment, am I being deturned? dun forget da tippings i urn below mexicun wage. jewstein needs taxcuts for da downtrickelings

nab thank phui nuk quan shi I killed military trained americans with my rusty ak