/brit/

That was the Yugoslav war basically. Republica Srpska was a province of Bosnia that Serbia lay claim to and im quite sure was largely ethnically Serbian.

'tismoyank AKA Sophiayank is different from collegeyank is different from heroinyank is different from Emmayank.

they're all awful and none of them belong here

Oh, my bad

Think he actually moved in with his gf recently

should be considered child abuse to bring children to these events

meant for

the number of openly gay people in scotland is way too high. sick of seeing ugly benders and fat lezzers holding hands

how long has this heroin yank been around lol

humans are so ridiculously unsuited for strength that even after a week of not lifting and eating a normal diet (ie less than 3000 calories a day) youll experience a noticeable decrease, after 2 weeks there is a measurable drop in both mass and strength

what sort of pathetic animal even is this
genuinely wonder what the fucking point of lifting is; would take less than a month for the majority of my gains to just disappear.......where i wonder? the muscle mass just vanishes from existence, you can feel your muscles beginning to weaken after just a few days off the futile gym regime
genuinely rubbish animal, its metabolism is simply crap

bigot

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you did it to yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=xIe9z0MG2vQ

is england as bad?

SMOKED (alternative for dropped)

real thread this way

comes back at the same rate though

state of this bum drilling walking piece of leather

I lifted for 2 years, made decent gains, stopped for a year to drink and eat shite and I retained a lot of muscle. You’re a DYEL two weeks into your new routine, and you’re wrong.

abolutely idiot

Depends on where you are.

anti-semite test: what do you see here?

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based doug

>child abuse
it's adult abuse too
i don't want to look at hairy flabby ass either

have to wait until 5am to get my bacon mcmuffin. absolutely FAMISHED, lads. god keep me

barber got 8 months in prison for shaving a kids head
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-43825429

your thoughts?

wish it was the early - mid 00s again

Emma! *BRAAAAAAAAP* Emma please...*BRAAAAAAAPP PFFFLUURRRPPFF* Emma it smells incredible...*SNIFF* Deliciously rank! *BRAAAAAAP* Elementary my dear Watson. *inhales heavily* Emma more! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>does heroin and lives for rent with a MILF that he fucks on the reg

why can't my life be that interesting and exciting?

jewish caricature

A nigger

Doug here. Just wanted to let you know that I've took it in the bum and plan to take more.

Doug reporting out.

just a piece of bread here, move on goys

Vive la patrie!

a piece of bread?

well no one is bringing you to pride parades are there? im talking about children and their parents

and its beautiful

this is pc gone mad!
>Abdulrahim Omar
good riddance

ADORE pilotredsun
cant explain why

yea but the dumb leaf subjected me to it

the irish are weird blokes haha

good goy!

The premiere had just ended. As it was my turn for an autograph and selfie with Emma, good God, the aroma that hit me as I walked up to her was more pungent than I could have ever imagined, not helped by the extreme sweating she's doing, given that at no point during the premiere did she remove her rather aromatic black (fading to a dull brownish grey under the armpits with some particularly noticeable dark stains in places) jacket.
"H-hello! I'm user!" I stuttered out.
Emma, drunk and barely coherent by this point, let's out a loud, obnoxious "HEY user!", the waft of her incredibly stinky breathe blasting me in the face, almost causing me to step back - but I didn't want to appear rude.
"How should we pose!" she stumbled out, stinkily.
"H-heh hehe, what if I kneeled down and p-pretended to sniff your bottom heh!! T-that would be a funny selfie!!" I whimpered out, expecting security to be called on me.
She looks me over and ponders on the unusual request for a moment... "ooH yeah!"
Before I knew it, her little boney hands were reaching up to pull my shoulders to the ground so I was down on my knees. It didn't even feel like reality anymore, as she raised my phone up to take the photo. "Hold on" Emma said, lowering her suit trousers and revealing her tighty not-so-whitey panties to me right then and there!! Oh, Lord in Heaven! These panties had all sorts of shades of brown and greyish, dull yellow that you could imagine! How shameless of Emma to be doing this!! The final kicker was her using one of her hands to push my head right in to these stinky undergarments just as the photo was taken!
"user, you're so perverted!" she joked, believing all this to be just in good fun.

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oi bruv wheres your shaving loicence

You people tell your girlfriends about Jow Forums? Any of the funny posts I see on /sp/, I just say I saw it on the ESPN forums.

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hide the posts innit

gf keeps trying to make my cat smell her soiled panties after she gets vaginal goop all over them

what is wrong with her

there he goes again
the infamous paddy mcfuckwit

i'm actually a bit offended that a few of you conflated me with autismoyank

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this makes it sound like you don't have a gf at all

Is this accurate, /brit/?

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I bought one of Emma’s poops and a custom video to go with it, and had a great time! This was my first time having access to a woman’s poop, so it was quite an experience for me. It was very well packaged, with no smell until I cut the vacuum bag. The initial smell from inside the bag was very strong, but the shit itself was surprisingly mellow smelling, and actually rather interesting to look at and put my fingers in. Lots of texture and surprises. I had a little laugh when I found a whole bean! There was also a small amount of rectal mucous on the denser part of the poop, I don’t know if there’s a word for that (shit-lube? butt-snot?), but that was pretty cool too. I tasted a little of what I got on my fingers, and was amazed at how sweet it was. I waited way too long to do this, and I’ll definitely be doing it again.

why are you so obsessed with ehr? Is it because she's outspoken about her political beliefs? Is it because anyrightwinger actress would get dismissed and rightfully so because she would be a nonce? It's so obvious your smear efforts come from political reasons and if she remained silent or paraded on the daily mail spouting rightwign rhetoric you all would post "oh, not Hermione, do not speak ill of my first crush"

yeah me and the gf phonepost in bed and laugh at posts together :3 she hates yanks too.

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the irish thinking they're not british is like trannies thinking they're not men

we all know they're in denial, we all know they're acting mentally ill, but we don't want to be rude and hurt their feelings so we're being polite and going along with their fantasies

this is so untrue what the fuck are you on about
some of mates got tanked when they played rugby in secondary school and now 4 years later they’re all still big lads without training anymore

And it's down in Bellaghy it's where i long to be

fuck you back to /hoc/

>rocket power
>shit tier
literally what
also where is the weekenders and recess you cunt

loved hey arnold!

good show, haven't seen it in years

I received Emma’s shit in the mail. After waiting anxiously for it to make its way over the Atlantic and I have to say as soon as I picked it up from the mail depot. I tore the package open so I could smell it. And it was strong. I drove all the way home smelling what was coming from the parcel. Getting hard from every sniff. As soon as I got home. I ripped the parcel open and out came the smell. It was very strong at first. Probably due to its hot journey. It filled my nose. I couldn’t resist. I shoved my nose straight into it. Touching myself. I then grabbed it and played with it. Running it up my hard penis. I stuck my mouth into it firstly breathing it it before eating it like it was porridge. Wanting myself with it while sniffing and eating it. I then cum all over the remainder of her shit. By then after playing with it for so long and mixing it up was like melted Ice cream. And I slurped the rest up. If it was possible. I’d pay Emma to shit directly into my mouth every day. Amazing buy

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My man

I lost control.

I grabbed her hips with both hands and began to inhale vehemently through her stinky panties, the fabric practically becoming lodged in my nostrils from the sheer mach speed. I had become so aggressive in my crazed, horny, and awoken state that I had knocked her down to her hands and knees - only leading to EASIER access to her wafts. Security came in trying to pull me off and promptly kicked me out of the venue. Before I was thrown out onto my arse, I could see Emma looking at me, with a bewildered - yet not entirely digusted, expression.

I sat in a nearby park bench for about an hour, the cool midnight breeze blowing against my neck, trying to calm down and recollect my thoughts.
"user" I hear whispered behind me.
Emma was standing there, unusually sobered up and almost.. timid and shy, a side of her I had never seen, a side of her I never knew existed. I tried to make any sort of noise as a response but nothing came out.
"user, I.. that was really.. cool what you did... no one has.. ever sniffed there before..!"
She wafted away the few flies following her around (due to her general trash-like body odor) and sat down next to me. I could see the moon reflecting in her glistening eyes.
"P-please sniff me like that again!"

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HAHAHAHA
absolutely seething

recess was disney channel, literally rewatching it right now, still kino af

Also best cartoon was Xiaolin Showdown

Lurk more
How come you don't know about the emma guy?
He's been obsessed with her for a long time since he has a scat or fat fetish.

hmm yeah didn't look at the title

youtube.com/watch?v=bkGx1y4xYAE

Watson posters are the epitome of disgust

>90s-2005
The cut off is 2001. Chalk Zone, Jimmy Neutron and Avatar and shit like that is Gen Z garbage from the 2000s after Nickelodeon had gone to shit.

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She did not hold back this time. As though completely unaware of our location, she pulled down her trousers yet again, but this time, the panties came down too. What was revealed to me may be the most putrid, disgusting, odorous, hairy fucking arsehole I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on. Emma is quite mentally unstable, and it is definitely reflected in her seeming inability to wipe after she takes one of her infamous 30cm long loads. The skin around her stinkhole and genitalia seemed to have a diseased greenish tint to it from years of incorrect washing... "how appetizing!" I thought.
"Smell my dingleberries...! user!!!" she practically screamed.
I buried my nose in the forest of her unshaven poo chamber and inhaled deeply. She yelped as the arsehairs were torn off from the gusts of my unstoppable sniffing. As we made eye contact in this moment, we both knew - we had met our soul mate.

She invited me back to her less than glamorous apartment. All of her pillows were dirty and stained from her greasy, unkempt hair sleeping on them. I spotted at least a handful of living creatures crawling around underneath all the trash thrown across the floor. If Emma's aroma was bad on it's own, her living space that has had to put up with her for years now was diabolical. After just 5 minutes of standing in here, I was already on my hands and knees with my head to the ground.
"Emma! Please let me stay and live as your stinky sniff slave!!!"
She smirked and looked down at me as the dog I am.
"Are you sure you can handle that, user?" She grinned menacingly as she let out a nasty fucking fart.

That day marked a day of true ascension.
I had truly become Alive.

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i need you out of business sunshine

get out

blame the ira

The Greek poster may genuinely be autistic or he just isn’t proficient enough with the English language because he literally doesn’t cop on to anything, especially ironic humour.

do sp still have good match day threads, where they pose half time 7s n slags?

this was honestly really erotic

Chalkzone and jimmy neutron had pilot episodes in the 90s though.

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Don't even have a business. Even a job for that matter.

if i was british i’d require i licence to post here

feel bad for the lost pakis and blacks that get caught up in this kind of stuff

Only the big games.

From the first moment I saw Emma’s radiant smile I knew she was in the upper echelon of women in terms of sheer beauty. Needless to say I was intrigued. In my quest to find out more I happened upon this site and caught a glimpse of what I consider to be the roundest, phattest, most geometrical perfect bubble booty in the whole world. From that day forward I made up my mind that I had to eat her shit. Unfortunately at the time she wasn’t offering her shit for sale. So I waited patiently until that very moment came. And then waited some more because I was nervous to pull the trigger. But eventually I said fuck it and put my order in.

Which brings me to today…

I’m writing this with my stomach full of her shit. And OMG… it taste absolutely delicious. First off, it was mailed to me quicker than I expected. Secondly, the packaging was put together discreetly and with care. Finally, she sent me so much of her shit. It was truly a generous load and what made it even better was the variety which ranged from hard, with a couple of really thick logs, to small with a ton of those bite size shit nuggets. Yay!!! It was exactly how I envisioned and also as I hoped the texture would be. Oh and what about the smell? It was seriously out of this world. Smelled like hot shit but with a heavenly scent. Plus her doo-doo showed no signs of age. It’s as if it was fresh from her butt directly into my mouth. No kidding!!! Damn I can’t believe I ate it all. Yes it was hard and I did gag a few times but my dick was rock solid throughout and it was by far the most cum I’ve ever nutted in my entire life. Having cleaned up I can still taste her on my lips. I can still smell her on my fingertips. And now her essence is within me. She’s a true goddess of the highest order and this is surely the best thing money can buy.

Thank you, Mistress Emma, for the greatest gift known to man.

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>it's dem fookin tories innit
>aye me mate dazza says so

>"tester" line of chang on a work night thursday at nearly 11

why did i do this to myself

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he's still better than the bosnian virgin freak

Ogre ogre ogre ogre

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Buying phenibut in bulk while it’s still legal