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the terrorwave mandem

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virtually the only people with legs as smooth as that are girls who shave their legs

*powerfucks your tight lil bumhole*

and boys who shave their legs

feel like watching welcome to the nhk again even though it provides false hope of a qt pixie dream girl showing up on my front door to save me from being a depressed NEET shut in
why can't i have a misaki gf, lads?

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got called cute in cineworld

speed has me literally dripping with sweat while sat stationary

had three showers already

He said he didn’t know and you got autistic about it you leaf fuck, why can’t you just accept he doesn’t know?

me in the back right

positively aching all over

>why can’t you just accept he doesn’t know?
because the saffer plays dumb all the time

amerikkka

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The most offensive thing you can do in modern Britain is to have an opinion and to talk clearly.

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>Scottish fleg

How queer

Do you know how every Canadian women reacts to british men? I assume not.

vietnam was so aesthetic

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on average, they absolutely adore brits
so many canadian girls are teaboos its not even funny

have you watched Ken "Based" Burn's vietnam doco? it was absolute top KINO

Height is subjective

I have a rural Norfolk accent
m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2bHBmXXdJo
I assume I won’t get the same love?

>wah use myyyy thread

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C'est l'amour à la plage (aou cha-cha-cha)
et mes yeux dans tes yeux (aou, aou)
Baisers et coquillages (aou cha-cha-cha)
Entre toi et le bleu (aou aou)

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most teaboos have a delusional image of england as being entirely populated by eton types
but still, any foreigner that isnt from an immigrant country has cache here
love norfolk btw beautiful place
thick cunt

Not gonna happen mate.

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I'm hoping for a good, close shave tomorrow. Wish me luck, lads.

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Coloured women love your type, lad. You should come down for a holiday some time, you'll score easily.

Tom Metzger

Where in Norfolk you visited?

simply epic

youtube.com/watch?v=krdbrrP8F-g

Superman is the only good superhero

youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0

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went boating in the broads

really, REALLY wish i could have been sent to the jungle with all the lads with nothing but an M16, enough morphine to sedate all of glasgow for a full year and a near limitless supply of vietnamese pussy
then when i return home as a decorated war hero and full on MAD LAD, i jump right into hippie culture and wankered on LSD every day while hitch hiking across america
baby boomer yanks really don't know how good they had it

youtube.com/watch?v=KnnLrmboOYE

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sue

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youtube.com/watch?v=eFB-vvHDLOE
state of yanks

wish she'd spitshine me todge

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Funny lad

germanys a fucking #JOKE

youtu.be/azdwsXLmrHE

choon

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I need to have sex with Sue, maybe whilst she's on her stomach

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stop glorifying war you autist

So is Canadia

i'm not glorifying war, i'm glorifying vietnam

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doing maths
learning things
feeling good

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Shut up.
War looks like a laugh.

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=Su1wK7iCQfQ

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Might go try to bother éire.

>his music taste consists entirely of nostalgia choons

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youtube.com/watch?v=j187JgsPGOU

/Logang/ report in

Having a poo
Pooing on things
Feeling good

honestly lose my mind if i'm not productive for more than a few hours lads

my role in the war-related arena will be too look for planes and make sure the bad planes go boom and the good planes are ok :)

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my nipples are so hard they could cut diamonds

Nothing I love more than a pile of dead niggers

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*posts the same image for the umpteenth time*
alri

>a decorated war hero and full on MAD LAD

do you know how poorly treated returning soldiers were? most people would've told you to fuck off and die and called you a babykiller

Went to the local Starbucks
Found a sign that read "dead nigger storage" and realized the store had been closed

>implying i wouldn't throw away my medals to impress some hippie slag

analord is so peng

higher HDI than you, nigel

hey who's up for a real fucking answer insane of insane bullshit

the media pushes mixed relationships for multiple reasons.

1) Unexplored territory
Mixed-race relationships are only now losing their weird taboo, which is alive and well in cesspools like this place. Maybe in the past decade it's become somewhat normal in the eyes of the mainstream. So writers can go here if they're looking to say something original.

2) Social praise
Because there are so many people out there who believe this taboo is fucking dumb and arbitrary, a great way to get ***Bonus Points*** as a TV show is to pander to those dumb shits that would rather see "positive representation" instead of an honest story that the writer actually gives a shit about. Y'know, fucking good for them. The easy thing to do here is to not watch the shallow shit, realize you're not the target demo, and let other people enjoy their lame content.

3) White guilt
Hey! White guilt is a thing! And why not? Maybe there's a bit of a history of white people fucking over everybody that's not white people! That's a thing that happened. You might not want to engage in the whole guilt thing, and you don't have to, but you don't have to throw such a fucking fit that other people do feel that. Some successful writer might wake up in cold sweats knowing they wouldn't have a dollar to their name if they had been born a Mexican. No one would have ever seen their writing, they'd only know a foreign language, and they'd have to spend 9 to 5 roofing a house. So they decide to throw in some Mexican characters. How about that shit. Good for them.

4) Fear of being shamed
There are insane asshole leftists out there who are looking to fuck with anything without diversity. Ok, fine. That's a good thing to be afraid of as a TV exec, can't blame em. Maybe can blame the leftists but who gives a shit, really.

5) Black people are cooler right now
This is just true. Sorry. Ever been to black twitter?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Fu0LWq1vvQ

>ywn inseminate multiple models on your own private island, yacht and/or penthouse suite
>ywn own a car worth more than entire african cities
>ywn own a harem of asian slaves that exist solely to massage your feet
>ywn live like a king
>ywn never even own your own house
>you will always be a toilslave

just want it all lads, I don't want to be gyppo jack no more

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I did a British accent, how is it?

vocaroo.com/i/s0Hyo9mQzANe

lsd's got a hold on me

that little fella is gonna have the shits later

rock hard wtf

Don't understand condoms
You wouldn't wear a raincoat in the shower.

hahahahahahahhaa

#1 is a European phenomenon, we've been racemixing in America for generations

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what the fuck, you sound like some indian cunt

I dislike you.

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