He imagines explaining something about his favourite movie/game/book/hobby to someone...

I never do this but I do pretend to have my own youtube cooking show. Don't forget to like, comment subscribe for more recipes!

you pretend to be recording a youtube video when you are cooking?

>he calls every girl that doesn't talk to him a whore

BASED

I always imagine myself getting interviewed in various media for my accomplishments.

Just practicing, r-right?

Yes. So I shoot the shit and describe what I am doing and talk to my fans who are all subscribed to see what I will cook next....

killing palestinian children is not an accomplishment

And your post is neither clever, funny, nor relevant.

>plan out a conversation in advance
>It doesn't go that way and you become a giant autist

>not imagining changing the borders of nations and giving a speech to convince the anguered population of the many advantages of your made up world, then applying force anyway

you're right. i'm sorry.

why not actually record yourself if you're going to go through all the motions?

This.

1) My cooking is mediocre
2) I'm not charismatic
3) I only am talking in my head and occasionally muttering out loud
4) No fanbase unlike my imaginary fanbase
4) No recording equipment

no one really cares about what you like really

it’s true

>plan out a conversation
>it goes exactly as planned
>you become terrified and revert to giving awkward, one word answers, ruining yet another conversation

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This time you got me.
But I imagine telling people how great Jow Forums is for an international interaction tool, especially because it has no restrictions

>he imagines himself giving a pitch on Jow Forums

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>he self inserts as an OC character in whatever anime he's watching

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Sometimes when I'm bored I daydream a fictional universe. I've never actually written anything about it down but it's a massive science fiction epic with humanity giant robots fighting an army of zealous aliens who can summon cosmic horrors from another universe. I've plotted out the entire life of several characters, from childhood to death.

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I also do that but I imagine myself as a waterbender in real life, doing spectacles in water fountains while becoming rich, killing favela criminals and threatening people I don't like with boiling water.

excellent post

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I daydream about being captured by Muslim jihadists and being put on live camera while they try and execute me. But I manage to break free and disarm them and kill them on film instead.

lol I imagine going to Middle East and talking everyone down. They realize American are not bad guys after all. They realize we can all respect each other and get along

Sometimes I think about a school shooter barging into the classroom, but I tackle him and wrestle the gun away from him, then I incapacitate him and he gets arrested and I'm praised as a local hero

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They can't be reasoned with.

Eh they were reasoned into it (radicalization) they can be reasoned away from it. I have fallen into extreme stuff on the internet before (far right and far left). But I came back to sanity by just going outside etc. Meeting people etc. So can they.

Nope. You applying your life, your society and your experiences as theirs. Won't work lad.

Come on, it's happened to all of us.

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>he imagined being the star of a concert for his whole school and doing sick guitar solos and receiving a massive ovation, as well as the admiration of the girl he liked

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Just do it. I've seen shitty cooking shows and loved it.

>wow user, I've never met someone who knows so much about DOTA and masturbating before :33

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literally me
I just like talking to people

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