/brit/

*filters image.jpg for the next few hours*

only if you play your music too loud like a mong

god look at those braphogs

dude weed

It's amazing how far you can stretch a few quid when you have literally fuck all money.

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does anyone here vape?

image.jpg are from phoneposters so filtering them always is a safe bet

doing an ireland in eu iv but im playing as munster

meet me behind specsavers in altrincham and i'll smash your back doors in

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>personal responsibilities? uhh no sweaty I just want to wank while I gamble on bitcoin haha
>what do you mean I can't shoot my McM16 at toddlers? I should have more personal freedom

I've saved 50 grand and I still act like a kike with my money

it's a colonies edition

i vape dude weed

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not my type
*moves on to the next posts*

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Wow. What a provocative thread

I like to eat well and I'm a lazy fuck, but I have made a tenner last me a week and not even eaten that badly

worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

In school I knew an autistic kid that memorised every Pokémon, their numbers and abilities.
Makes one ponder what these particular type of retards would be capable of if they were interested in anything non-autistic, like a cure for cancer or building a nuke in their garage.

I want to smell her farts and lick her asshole.

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>link to a new 50 posts early
>you all shuffle over to it like obedient little runts

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the gf

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yanks are insidious

There were no niggers in ancient Greece

greeks are proto-niggers

kys

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socrates mate

No they aren't

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oh my primary school had one of them
there was this mixed race kid with a few chipped teeth and he'd just autistically quote dragonball z every day
everyone bullied him too along with the other weird and smelly kid

i guarantee he's making six figures and spending time with his family whilst you shitpost on Jow Forums

In high school I was a loner
I was a reject, I was a poser
Multiple personalities, I'm bipolar
I swear, I mean well, I'm still goin' to hell
Witchcraft, love chants
Whisper in my ear, put me in a trance
Cocaine, all night long
When I die bury me with all my ice on
Witchcraft, love chants
Whisper in my ear, put me in a trance
Cocaine, all night long
When I die bury me with all my ice on

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love going to youtube videos of girls playing guitar and singing terribly and going to read the comments where a bunch of beta soymunchers tell them how good they are and how beautiful they look and how they want to marry them

Socrates was Greek

one of his better songs

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>press the button at a pedestrian crossing
>the cars stop like obedient little runts

bizarre hobbies brit has

you wanna scrap round the back of bargain booze m8

back from the janny-mandated imprisonment

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wb

>HE

i'll scrap you round the back of your head """mate"""

based

he can only put you away for 15 minutes
what an absolute powerless cretin (don't tell him I said this)

you aight whiteboy

EVERY MAN A KING

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fuck off you odious little polyp

>CUTE

cute boy posting is kino

you can try m8 but by the time you try to land your first blow you'll be on the deck

giving you a (you) so i fit in

not sure i'm getting too old for /brit/ or if /brit/ is becoming too young for me lads
i don't remember feeling like i was surrounded by teenagers in /brit/ a few years ago

>01:45:54

>01:45:53

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me in the middle with the no eyeballs

you don't know me

Sophie's locking my toes haha

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leftypol can't meme

this

would stomp this little cunt into a plate

/brit/ is only decent on weekends these days honestly

MORRISSEY: London is debased. The Mayor of London tells us about ”Neighborhood policin ” - what is ‘policin’? He tells us London is an ”amazin ” city. What is ‘amazin’? This is the Mayor of London! And he cannot talk properly! I saw an interview where he was discussing mental health, and he repeatedly said ”men’el ” … he could not say the words ‘mental health’. The Mayor of London! Civilisation is over!

JOHN: But why do you think so many people are being killed in London?

MORRISSEY: London is second only to Bangladesh for acid attacks. All of the attacks are non-white, and so they cannot be truthfully addressed by the British government or the Met Police or the BBC because of political correctness. What this means is that the perpetrator is considered to be as much of a victim as the actual victim. We live in the Age of Atrocity.

>its the yank hours

Wish you would

14/18 youngsters I saw today were white. Good or bad for burgerlander?

would easily heem you all

worst hours of /brit/ desu

'

>debased
is that the opposite of BASED?

Tell us the location, goy. We'll ship a plane of Africans over there pronto

the oneitis.. she pains me.....

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Ok. Upper east side ;), you know right in the part where all the old Jews live.

'

Where you live?
Most of the youth here are non white

anyone else here hate catposters?

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ON FACETIME WITH JAZZ

SHES FOREIGN, SHES BAD

A suburb. Also 47% is not most just a lot

had enough of life

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same that's why ive decided to give up and stop trying

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there are no white americans

I also live in a suburb

the kiwi btfo'd hi so hard he's given up on life lmao

Suburbs of CA or TX?

youtu.be/btPJPFnesV4

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fookin arse

Kansas city suburb

*sits on the toilet crying*

ah yes