Be black guy living in the US of A

>be black guy living in the US of A
>Walking down the street to the gas station
>See a group (3 or 4) of black teenagers huddled in a circle in front of me
>I give them a slight head nod
>They give one back
>We keep walking our separate ways
>Walk past the basketball court
>Old boy Manman asks if I want to play 3v3 and they need one more dude
>I tell him maybe next time
>Get to the store
>Buy some Arizona Iced Tea™
>Sit on the bench outside the park and drink it
>mfw another good day being black in the US of A

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god bless you, my man

You forgot to include the
>get shot
meme, 0/10

Nigga stop holding the Arizona

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nice
stay safe user

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>Old boy Manman
???? What the fuck is a manman?

what a smug piece of shit.

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>be aussie guy living down under
>Walking down the footpath to the servo
>see a group (3 or 4) of aussie teenagers huddled in a circle in front of me
>I give them a quick "howstgarn? "
>they give me a "gmoite" back
>We keep walking our seperate ways
>Walk past the Cricket field
>Old mate asks if I want to play a test match for the next 2 weeks they need one more dude
>I tell him maybe next time
>Get to the bottleo
>Buy some tinnies
>Sit on the bench outside the park and drink it
>mfw another good day being aussie in gods own country

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You forgot
>get attacked by a dingo

>Walking down the street to the gas station
>Buy some Arizona Iced Tea™

oh ok
how's the DUI?

>ameriburger
>BLACK

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I want a nigger hating girlfriend, are there still those in America

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Happy you had a good day, user.

>be black American
>get shot by cops

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>pennsylvania
This girl gets BLACKED on the reg

>be russian guy living down under
>Walking down the footpath to the servo
>see a group (3 or 4) of russian teenagers huddled in a circle in front of me
>I give them a quick "Cyka blyat"
>they give me a "poshel nahui" back
>>We keep walking our seperate ways
>Walk past the computar club
>Old mate asks if I want to play a test match in CS 1.6
>I tell him maybe next time
>>Get to the Alchomarket
>Buy some vodka
>Squat on the bench outside the park and drink it
>mfw another good day being russian cybersportsmen

Kek

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>be mexican guy living in mexico
>Walking down the street to the tiendita
>See a group (3 or 4) of mexican teenagers huddled in a circle in front of me
>I give them a slight "qué pedo?"
>They give a "quiubo" back
>We keep walking our separate ways
>Walk past the futbol field
>Old compa asks if I want to play a cascarita, they need one more dude
>I tell him maybe next time
>Get to the expendio
>Buy some caguas
>Sit on the bench outside the park and drink it
>mfw another good day being black in the US of A

>>be black guy living in the US of A
Why did you feel the need to specify that?

You crossed the border while you were typing this

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Enjoy your diabetes

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>be native guy living in the Peg
>Walking down the sidewalk to the Shoppers Drugmart
>See a group (3 or 4) of native teenagers huddled in a circle in front of me
>I yell NAI BOY WASSUP
>They yell FUCK WHITEY back
>We keep walking our separate ways
>Walk past the shoe store
>Chief flaming dragon asks if I want to watch for cops, while they steal only one shoe from payless
>I tell him maybe next time
>Get to the Shoppers Drugmart
>Buy some Listerine™
>Sit on the bench outside the park and drink it
>mfw another good day being opressed in the the great white north.