Tomorrows hump day, betcha you're pretty excited eh wagie. Now get to bed...

Tomorrows hump day, betcha you're pretty excited eh wagie. Now get to bed, need you to have lots of energy for tomorrows workday.

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It's another night and you make this thread again.
And once again, I'll let you know that the joke is on you because I'm at work right now.

FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm quitting tomorrow

It's ok. I took a nap after work. I can stay up an extra 15 minutes posting on Jow Forums.

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you mean i get to go back to work and get PAID to read papers and study the shit i used to study for free?
AWESOME.
going to sleep right now, the sooner i sleep, the sooner the next day will be here.

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I'm quiting next Tuesday. Fuck'em.

you can't keep getting away with this you son of a bitch

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>I'm at work right now
How in anyway is the joke on him

because he thinks I work days like a normal person LLLLOOOLLLL

and yes, he was talking about me when he made this thread. Not you. Fuckoff. Go to the barn.

>being so deep in wagecuckery you download that image

tfw am wageslave but still living the neet lifestyle as much as possible

wake up at 9am, shower, no breakfast, no gf
drive to work is nice, no porsche 911 tho
get to work, don't acknowledge the 5 other co-workers around me that got there an hour earlier.
spend the next 9-11 hours sitting infront of a computer screen, answering retarded emails, sitting in useless meetings
only 2 weeks of vacation a year, hate traveling because I don't like people
>user what'd you do for your vacation?
>stayed home and played vidya
can't say that though, so makeup some shit about visiting family
get invited for drinks after work
decline because I don't like people and I just spent 10 hours surrounded by them
pickup fast food on the way home almost every day because spending 30-40 minutes cooking sucks
apartment is a fucking disaster because cleaning sucks. can't have anyone over. not like I would anyway
stay up to 4am on Jow Forums or playing vidya, don't want to stop because that means the only thing next to do is waging the next day
fall asleep instantly from being tired so I don't have to contemplate my life

so comfy

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ahahaha you sound like me, I'm basically a NEET who wageslaves. I need to find a comfier job that actually accepts my NEET ways

I remember when I used to be a neet and then I finally got an job and realised how much better it was to hate my life and have a family than hate my life as poor fat slob

Idk mate I hate my life when I'm working and I hate my life when I'm not working so it's hard to tell which is really better.

glad I'm not the only one living this life
just need crypto to moon so I can retire

It's so strange living the life of a neet, I made one trade today that took 5 minutes which earned me the equivalent of a wagies weekly salary.

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you didn't cash out and you never will because you keep reinvesting and you will self destruct one day

The absolute state of wagies on this board.

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Are you future me?

I like my job. I wish I didn’t have to go to it as often, but I would still like to do what I do even if I was a millionaire.

im all wagecuck'd out. please put me out of my misery

>NEET who wageslaves
No you're a wageslave.

Yes