Whats wrong with it?

whats wrong with it?

no job hits

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Nothing majorly but some of of it could be simpler. 'prepared food according to previous sales patterns', could just be 'food preparation' or take it out and just keep the training staff element. No offence meant but how come you did a bachelor of science and haven't used that as a platform for something, or is pizza preparation your desired career path?

It doesn't seem like a joke, so I'll answer seriously. Basically, your resume isn't saying much, and it depends for what kind of job you're applying. Basically, look like the job offer/description you want, then write a presentation letter showing how you meet every single criteria they're looking for, and tailor your resume to the job you're trying to get.

As far as your previous jobs go, the descriptions of the tasks you had to accomplish seems a bit all over the place. Tailor them so that they're true and honest, but also highlight the skills that would be necessary for the job you're applying to.

And lastly, there appears to be a few writing mistakes in your resume ("prepared food according previous sale patterns", shouldn't this be "prepared food according TO previous sale patterns", etc.) Proofread it better to show you care about this and pay attention to detail.

use LaTeX

Oh, and since I just saw you had a bachelor degree, if you're looking for something in your field and your work experience doesn't really relate, then try to list personal projects which show you're actually doing some things relating to this (I have no idea what social sciences involves, but volunteer for a while if need be; just show that you care about this if you do).

Your resume should be 1 page. Period. Following this rule will also force you to be concise and descriptive in your wording. Every letter counts!

Still in university? Education should go the the top, list the degree your pursuing and coursework you've taken relative to the job.

Distill your experience into 3-4 bullet points for each, less is more here.

Skills and interests is good. Remove the references section, it is assumed you have at least two people who will speak to your character and will provide them upon request.

the first thing I see is the word "dominoes." I wonder why you even have a resume if you're a pizza artisan.
move your job title "shift supervisor" to right next to dominoes so I know you weren't a basic delivery boy
you have 30 lines about your time at dominoes. I'm excited to read about how you supervised some shifts or whatever the fuck but then you hit me with overly verbose shit "played a role in ... by ... blah blah blah" and then the double whammy of revealing you were actually a pizza artisan. I've lost all will to read but because you're user I'll keep going and I see you supervised 10 people? why isnt that higher? why isnt your inventory management duties higher? why are you advertizing the fact that you spread sauce instead of having real duties?
I stopped reading there basically fit everything onto one page, eliminate all the shit that says you were a delivery boy or whatever the fuck it makes you look like a moron. if you have more questions I'll be happy to give more advice but it takes me a while to type this shit out.

Retarded. My resume is 4 pages. Not possible to fit everything on one page.

I have gotten every job I apply for.

based college professor

roast me lads

trying to land something comfier where i can shitpost and trade all day

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kek the first line of your summary reads like a chinese propaganda piece. that's all I read in your summary and it left the impression that you're a moron.
then I read your "produce engineer" section and realized it was a joke. good job annon.

What font is that? Comic Sans? Looks like shit.

You're 28-29 with a resume like that?

Wew laddy

What degree did you complete in 2015?

The 1 page rule is a fucking meme

I'm 2nd year at uni, so i just want to try and find a job within the time being to pay bills etc

Yeah okay I understand how pleb it looks, , I've been fkn around wtih uni because I made some bad career choices

what would be a good way to keep it short and not look like a retard?? - i know that its a sad resume but

its really not a meme

It is. It's good to be as concise and targeted as possible, but having 2 to 3 pages won't disqualify anyone, even if 4 pages or more is stretching it.

In Australia people have more than one page, you need to prove experience and they expect more here,

I've have not had it easy to be honest. Really bad education a long with an extremely dysfunctional family hasn't helped.

University seems to be occupied by all ages, I dont think that it matters here any more. In Australia unless you come from a wealthy family, 90% of people here are a bunch of laid back bogan fukwits that have labouring or drone jobs and very little STEM types careers

Dropping in some points.

>Quality manager.
>Have hired people.

Make your CV in 1 page, nobody is going to waste time reading and want TLDR. Just put out something that is valuable. I really liked someones post here about:

>Find a job.
>Look for requirements.
>Create a presentation letter answering all the requirements and how you would fit in them.
>Make your CV 1 page long and put only stuff there that make relevant to the job you are applying for.

I get it you are a lazy fuck (i was once too), the truth is you need to make a new CV and Presentation Letter for EVERY JOB you are applying for. I know you want to min-max this shit and make an universal CV, but believe me:

>Applying for an example to become a scientist.
>I put there everything i have worked in (pizza, dicksucking, science).
>That pizza and dicksucking is clutter and if i see 66% of some pointless shit and 33% of some useful shit then i wont bother.
>Some other dude writes only 100% science and skips the pizza and dicksucking.
>Well yeah i will take him instead because he has done 100% science.

As i said people are lazy, although i sometimes watch the full CV but i couldnt care less because lets be fucking honest here, every monkey is trainable. Just make your CV specific for each job you are applying and profit. My 2 cents.

"Its all psychology when applying, put a nice face, write only something that the employeer wants and answer to all requirements" = win.

the thing is you actually have solid experience. you lead a team of people. you have a quite a lot of inventory management experience. but the average guy reading resumes just skims them really really quickly. like 15 seconds of skimming and then they've formed their first impression. because of this you want to create a resume where no matter where they look, they'll see something good.
delete the less impressive things and move the most impressive things to the first line after the job title. for example in your "inventory controller" position, move your "achievement" to the first bullet after the job title. that saves you one line because you dont need the word "achievements" anymore. be sure to summarize your job in the first or second bullet. I read the entire "inventory controller" section and I'm not 100% sure what you actually did on a day to day basis. its sort of spread across multiple bullets and could probably be summarized like "responsible for accounting for and processing all incoming deliverables on the warehouse floor"
you're also too business buzzwordy. stuff like "sale patterns" "company protocols" "facilitate optimal" "communicated effectively" I personally dont like it

>structural risks of stacking produce
>maintaining a high level of graciousness

kek

I live in Australia as well mate and will be changing jobs soon as well, hopefully can link something up internally but may have to search myself. Your resume isn't too bad but searching for a job is largely a numbers game, how long have you been searching?

You need to add a section for all your crypto investments.

>In Australia people have more than one page, you need to prove experience and they expect more here,
fair enough. In the states, its a bit different. If you're applying for, say, an inventory management position, people dont give a rat's ass if you worked as a taco bell cashier or as a data scientist. they care if you've managed inventory before. because of that is some good advice. When I first applied for a job years ago, I had every position I ever worked on there and wasted a lot of space and time. But once I started focusing my resume per job (ie, I stopped looking at it like a number's game) I started getting callbacks.

I suspect that a lot of this carries over to Aus as well. My first real job was at an australian company, actually.

First bullet in first job experience is too wordy, I'd skim very fast after reading that diarrhea of words.Not to mention there's too many points that work their way down to retarded monkey tasks

Some things are written in past tense and some read as if present

A couple things seem to use wrong conjunction words or are missing them entirely

>prepared food according previous sale patterns.
Please proofread your work user.

Should have stuck with trades instead of working at dominos desu

>Increased annual sales by 12% through structural changes.

All that needs to be said for that first one. It’s dominos. Continue on like that.

Okay, what else should I write? or is that all I should put there?

Do you really think Stacy from HR is really going to sit there and read 4 pages of your bs resume?

lol k buddy

roast me

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this

What uni bro? UOM here

Haven't read the rest of the comments but ignore them all except mine

You need to stop being so conservative and 2. You need to be more specific

I've only read the first few bullets but instead of "played a role in" say "played a key role" at the very least.

Further, you are not specific in the things you're talking about, nor are you giving us any idea of why you're telling us about them. "Directed a 10 person team during rush hour". So? Tell us what skills you developed while doing so and tell us what exactly you did whilst "directing". Same for all the other bullets. Tell us what skills you learned and developed while trimming the cost of stock per week and tell us how the fuck you "controlled waste of inventory" as opposed to just saying it.

Pic related. They are from my CV. Bottom one is from a shitty job so it seems I focussed a lot on skills, top one was from a good job so I could be more concrete about specific achievements directly related to the job I was applying for. Note, the achievements are SPECIFIC and have detail.

I got a job at a fortune 5 company with that CV. Not fortune 500, fortune 5.

I don't even know why I'm helping anyone on Jow Forums you're all racist fucks but good luck nonetheless.

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your dates are backwards, people care about your most recent gig most
keep it to one page, put skills in a row/table to fit them
take out the "skills" section, it's all garbage. or take out the shit of the sys admin section and put it in there.

> Bachelor of social science
kek. Would not hire

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> 2 pages for entry level position
Never gonna get hired. Cut it to 1 page
Consider getting an actual degree or certificate

Does LaTeX actually stand out to other methods? Serious question. Will a recruiter go "oh well latex created resume, straight to the top of the pile"?

>fortune 5

getting a job at walmart is pretty impressive man lmao

Not at all, latex is a meme, the resume just needs to be non-standard. And you can basically make non-standard layouts in word, just use table boxes and make the edges white. It's many times quicker

This is pasta

literally kill yourself

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>all these resumes over one page long

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"Social science" Lmaoooo

>falling for the one page meme